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| ===== Before /pol/andcraft ===== | ===== Before /pol/andcraft ===== |
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| Scuti started playing Minebrap (cracked version) in early 2012. During this time he was a regular on a 100-player PvP factions survival server where, at one point, he got mod and then committed extremely based and funny crymes where he teleported his brother to random faggots' bases so he could kill them and take their shit. He also kicked and banned Mexicans for being Mexican (he deemed that Latin Americans are Mexican so they may have not literally been Mexican, but them being Mexican was funnier than being technically correct so it became truth), which was an omen for things to come. Eventually Scuti paid money to Mojang in 2013 to get a premium account. It was around this time that he became an irredeemable shitposter who said HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG 2013. Later this shitpost became unironic in mid-2015 when he was radicalized by the severe autism pit by the name of 8chan. He mostly browsed 8chan /int/ and had heard of intcraft, and was curious as to whether a /pol/ version existed, so he typed /polcraft/ into the address bar. The board happened to really be about /pol/andcraft, and this occurrence led to Scuti becoming an irredeemable autist. | Scuti started playing Minebrap (cracked version) in early 2012. During this time he was a regular on a 100-player PvP factions survival server where, at one point, he got mod and then committed extremely based and funny crymes where he teleported his brother to random faggots' bases so he could kill them and take their shit. He also kicked and banned Mexicans for being Mexican (he deemed that Latin Americans are Mexican so they may have not literally been Mexican, but them being Mexican was funnier than being technically correct so it became truth), which was an omen for things to come. Eventually Scuti paid money to Mojang in 2013 to get a premium account. It was around this time that he became an irredeemable shitposter who said HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG 2013. Later this shitpost became unironic in mid-2015 when he was radicalized by the severe autism pit by the name of 8chan. |
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| Owen was a huge fucking faggot who opened a server near the end of March 2016. This serb introduced the gods plugin which was based for shitposting although it had no practical function in gameplay besides smiting people if they don't right click a sign every 10 minutes. Scuti was in AZ99's faction, OASIS, which worshiped AdrenalineON as their god. Unrelated to this, Owen held a few contests where ridiculously overpowered gear and weapons were given out. From these contests, Scuti obtained Prot V boots and a Sharp VI sword. Now that he had this OP shit, he got bored and stopped playing because there was no more point. Owenserb continued to be a shitstorm after this, but Scuti wasn't there because he said fuck that shit, leaving the server after less than a week. | Owen was a huge fucking faggot who opened a server near the end of March 2016. This serb introduced the gods plugin which was based for shitposting although it had no practical function in gameplay besides smiting people if they don't right click a sign every 10 minutes. Scuti was in AZ99's faction, OASIS, which worshiped AdrenalineON as their god. Unrelated to this, Owen held a few contests where ridiculously overpowered gear and weapons were given out. From these contests, Scuti obtained Prot V boots and a Sharp VI sword. Now that he had this OP shit, he got bored and stopped playing because there was no more point. Owenserb continued to be a shitstorm after this, but Scuti wasn't there because he said fuck that shit, leaving the server after less than a week. |
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| <imgcaption image5|OASIS minecart autism elevator>{{ :elevator.png?235|}}</imgcaption> | |
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| ==== cuccserb: Jul. 2017–Apr. 2018 ==== | ==== cuccserb: Jul. 2017–Apr. 2018 ==== |
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| In July 2017, Scuti joined cuccubus's server after a long hiatus (he didn't play Pinkerserb). During his first few weeks on the server, Scuti was a part of AZ9's faction OASIS, in whose base (an obsidian box at bedrock) he made a fucking elevator and it was epic. This server had the silk spawners plugin, so OASIS also had a blaze spawner. Although the faction was fairly advanced, its players were inactive for weeks. This fact coupled with the existence of a currency system, which required that you pay emeralds (that required grinding to obtain) to /f claim another faction's land after you kill them. So Scuti constantly complained about how it costed way too fucking many emeralds to conquer an enemy faction's land for it to be even worth it to raid anyone. These factors combined resulted in another hiatus, this time for three months. At some point, the number of emeralds required to /f claim retards' shit was reduced significantly. | <imgcaption image5|OASIS autism elevator, made with minecarts and ladders>{{ :elevator.png?250|}}</imgcaption> In July 2017, Scuti joined cuccubus's server after a long hiatus (he didn't play Pinkerserb). During his first few weeks on the server, Scuti was a part of AZ9's faction OASIS, in whose base (an obsidian box at bedrock) he made a fucking elevator and it was epic. This server had the silk spawners plugin, so OASIS also had a blaze spawner. Although the faction was fairly advanced, its players were inactive for weeks. This fact coupled with the existence of a currency system, which required that you pay emeralds (that required grinding to obtain) to /f claim another faction's land after you kill them. So Scuti constantly complained about how it costed way too fucking many emeralds to conquer an enemy faction's land for it to be even worth it to raid anyone. These factors combined resulted in another hiatus, this time for three months. At some point, the number of emeralds required to /f claim retards' shit was reduced significantly. |
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| <imgcaption image6|bioman powertripping meeting>{{:autism_meeting.png?300 |}}</imgcaption> | |
| In January 2018 he resumed playing video game and joined bioman3's faction Bavaria, which was a small town with walls surrounding it. This faction previously had that fucking faggot Owen and BigBuilderMcGee in it but were no longer present when Scuti joined. Instead, the literal fucking autist Pokeball99 was there. While in Bavaria, Scuti placed trees in spawn plots, planting them on top of each other, which made them grow to be taller than a nearby skyscraper. These trees were impossible to remove except by admin intervention, which is how they were deleted. February yielded not only the tree fucking, but the implosion of Bavaria. Scuti and Pokeball99 did some shit, resulted in bioman3 getting assmad and becoming stricter, exemplified by his famous words, “you can build anything beyond this lapis line.” The area beyond the lapis line was in a shitty underground cave and was generally ridden with AIDS, so Scuti never made anything there. As a result of bioman, Bavaria fucking imploded. Then Scuti and Pokeball99 dabbed on bioman, stealing a bunch of shit. Scuti reestablished wew, creating a replica of the cozy base from Milo's server. He soon rejoined bioman3's new faction, Prussia, but kept the same base he had from wew. Pokeball never returned, thankfully, instead hollowing out a 2x2 chunk grid from surface to bedrock like the pure unrefined autist he was. So Bavaria became Prussia, basing on top of a large island. | In January 2018 he resumed playing video game and joined bioman3's faction Bavaria, which was a small town with walls surrounding it. This faction previously had that fucking faggot Owen and BigBuilderMcGee in it but were no longer present when Scuti joined. Instead, the literal fucking autist Pokeball99 was there. While in Bavaria, Scuti placed trees in spawn plots, planting them on top of each other, which made them grow to be taller than a nearby skyscraper. These trees were impossible to remove except by admin intervention, which is how they were deleted. February yielded not only the tree fucking, but the implosion of Bavaria. Scuti and Pokeball99 did some shit, resulted in bioman3 getting assmad and becoming stricter, exemplified by his famous words, “you can build anything beyond this lapis line.” The area beyond the lapis line was in a shitty underground cave and was generally ridden with AIDS, so Scuti never made anything there. As a result of bioman, Bavaria fucking imploded. Then Scuti and Pokeball99 dabbed on bioman, stealing a bunch of shit. Scuti reestablished wew, creating a replica of the cozy base from Milo's server. He soon rejoined bioman3's new faction, Prussia, but kept the same base he had from wew. Pokeball never returned, thankfully, instead hollowing out a 2x2 chunk grid from surface to bedrock like the pure unrefined autist he was. So Bavaria became Prussia, basing on top of a large island. |
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| <imgcaption image7|Scuti at the cozy gazebo at Germania with Akramer89>{{ :kramer_germania.png?300|}}</imgcaption> | <imgcaption image6|Scuti at the cozy gazebo at Germania with Akramer89>{{ :kramer_germania.png?300|}}</imgcaption> |
| Prussia (later Germania) was a pretty comfy small village on a big island, situated between a long craggy hill and a mountain, forming a sort of cul-de-sac valley. The members besides Scuti and bioman3 were BigBuilderMcGee and Kony2016. BigBuilderMcGee would prove to be chaotic neutral incarnate, and Kony2016 was an actual fucking genetic female on an autistic /pol/ Minecraft server. So once the faction grew to six members, it was renamed to Germania, having added minor autists who nobody gives a shit about (MenelausMontrose and John_Price). And there were also two Estonian nine-year-olds for some reason. Multiple events occurred during the time of Germania; among these were the construction of a tower, a house, a palace shaped like a box, the consecration of the Church of Kramer, the leveling of the craggy hill (in which the cry "WHGER MOTAN GO" was first uttered), the construction of a bridge to another island with a small fort, but most notably, Kony2016's construction of a Notre Dame replica north of spawn. Germania was subject to permanent, rampant infighting, particularly between BigBuilderMcGee, bioman3, and Scuti. In one incident out of many, BigBuilderMcGee's parrot which had been with him since the beginning of the server was slain by Scuti, causing BigBuilderMcGee to shit his pants crying and level Scuti's tower. This shitstorm epitomized how Germania was truly a dumpster fire. This was the prelude to the Vape War, in which intcuck faggots who did not fucking belong on the server came to try to conquer /pol/andcraft. | Prussia (later Germania) was a pretty comfy small village on a big island, situated between a long craggy hill and a mountain, forming a sort of cul-de-sac valley. The members besides Scuti and bioman3 were BigBuilderMcGee and Kony2016. BigBuilderMcGee would prove to be chaotic neutral incarnate, and Kony2016 was an actual fucking genetic female on an autistic /pol/ Minecraft server. So once the faction grew to six members, it was renamed to Germania, having added minor autists who nobody gives a shit about (MenelausMontrose and John_Price). And there were also two Estonian nine-year-olds for some reason. Multiple events occurred during the time of Germania; among these were the construction of a tower, a house, a palace shaped like a box, the consecration of the Church of Kramer, the leveling of the craggy hill (in which the cry "WHGER MOTAN GO" was first uttered), the construction of a bridge to another island with a small fort, but most notably, Kony2016's construction of a Notre Dame replica north of spawn. Germania was subject to permanent, rampant infighting, particularly between BigBuilderMcGee, bioman3, and Scuti. In one incident out of many, BigBuilderMcGee's parrot which had been with him since the beginning of the server was slain by Scuti, causing BigBuilderMcGee to shit his pants crying and level Scuti's tower. This shitstorm epitomized how Germania was truly a dumpster fire. This was the prelude to the Vape War, in which intcuck faggots who did not fucking belong on the server came to try to conquer /pol/andcraft. |
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