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 ===== Before /pol/andcraft =====
-Scuti started playing Minebrap (cracked version) in early 2012. During this time he was a regular on a 100-player PvP factions survival server where, at one point, he got mod and then committed extremely based and funny crymes where he teleported his brother to random faggots' bases so he could kill them and take their shit. He also kicked and banned Mexicans for being Mexican (he deemed that Latin Americans are Mexican so they may have not literally been Mexican, but them being Mexican was funnier than being technically correct so it became truth), which was an omen for things to come. Eventually Scuti paid money to Mojang in 2013 to get a premium account. It was around this time that he became an irredeemable shitposter who said HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG 2013. Later this shitpost became unironic in mid-2015 when he was radicalized by the severe autism pit by the name of 8chan. He mostly browsed 8chan /int/ and had heard of intcraft, and was curious as to whether a /pol/ version existed, so he typed /polcraft/ into the address bar. The board happened to really be about /pol/andcraft, and this occurrence led to Scuti becoming an irredeemable autist.
+Scuti started playing Minebrap (cracked version) in early 2012. During this time he was a regular on a 100-player PvP factions survival server where, at one point, he got mod and then committed extremely based and funny crymes where he teleported his brother to random faggots' bases so he could kill them and take their shit. He also kicked and banned Mexicans for being Mexican (he deemed that Latin Americans are Mexican so they may have not literally been Mexican, but them being Mexican was funnier than being technically correct so it became truth), which was an omen for things to come. Eventually Scuti paid money to Mojang in 2013 to get a premium account. It was around this time that he became an irredeemable shitposter who said HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG 2013. Later this shitpost became unironic in mid-2015 when he was radicalized by the severe autism pit by the name of 8chan.
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 Owen was a huge fucking faggot who opened a server near the end of March 2016. This serb introduced the gods plugin which was based for shitposting although it had no practical function in gameplay besides smiting people if they don't right click a sign every 10 minutes. Scuti was in AZ99's faction, OASIS, which worshiped AdrenalineON as their god. Unrelated to this, Owen held a few contests where ridiculously overpowered gear and weapons were given out. From these contests, Scuti obtained Prot V boots and a Sharp VI sword. Now that he had this OP shit, he got bored and stopped playing because there was no more point. Owenserb continued to be a shitstorm after this, but Scuti wasn't there because he said fuck that shit, leaving the server after less than a week.
-<imgcaption image5|OASIS minecart autism elevator>{{ :elevator.png?235|}}</imgcaption>
 ==== cuccserb: Jul. 2017–Apr. 2018 ====
-In July 2017, Scuti joined cuccubus's server after a long hiatus (he didn't play Pinkerserb). During his first few weeks on the server, Scuti was a part of AZ9's faction OASIS, in whose base (an obsidian box at bedrock) he made a fucking elevator and it was epic. This server had the silk spawners plugin, so OASIS also had a blaze spawner. Although the faction was fairly advanced, its players were inactive for weeks. This fact coupled with the existence of a currency system, which required that you pay emeralds (that required grinding to obtain) to /f claim another faction's land after you kill them. So Scuti constantly complained about how it costed way too fucking many emeralds to conquer an enemy faction's land for it to be even worth it to raid anyone. These factors combined resulted in another hiatus, this time for three months. At some point, the number of emeralds required to /f claim retards' shit was reduced significantly.
+<imgcaption image5|OASIS autism elevator, made with minecarts and ladders>{{ :elevator.png?250|}}</imgcaption> In July 2017, Scuti joined cuccubus's server after a long hiatus (he didn't play Pinkerserb). During his first few weeks on the server, Scuti was a part of AZ9's faction OASIS, in whose base (an obsidian box at bedrock) he made a fucking elevator and it was epic. This server had the silk spawners plugin, so OASIS also had a blaze spawner. Although the faction was fairly advanced, its players were inactive for weeks. This fact coupled with the existence of a currency system, which required that you pay emeralds (that required grinding to obtain) to /f claim another faction's land after you kill them. So Scuti constantly complained about how it costed way too fucking many emeralds to conquer an enemy faction's land for it to be even worth it to raid anyone. These factors combined resulted in another hiatus, this time for three months. At some point, the number of emeralds required to /f claim retards' shit was reduced significantly.
-<imgcaption image6|bioman powertripping meeting>{{:autism_meeting.png?300 |}}</imgcaption>
 In January 2018 he resumed playing video game and joined bioman3's faction Bavaria, which was a small town with walls surrounding it. This faction previously had that fucking faggot Owen and BigBuilderMcGee in it but were no longer present when Scuti joined. Instead, the literal fucking autist Pokeball99 was there. While in Bavaria, Scuti placed trees in spawn plots, planting them on top of each other, which made them grow to be taller than a nearby skyscraper. These trees were impossible to remove except by admin intervention, which is how they were deleted. February yielded not only the tree fucking, but the implosion of Bavaria. Scuti and Pokeball99 did some shit, resulted in bioman3 getting assmad and becoming stricter, exemplified by his famous words, “you can build anything beyond this lapis line.” The area beyond the lapis line was in a shitty underground cave and was generally ridden with AIDS, so Scuti never made anything there. As a result of bioman, Bavaria fucking imploded. Then Scuti and Pokeball99 dabbed on bioman, stealing a bunch of shit. Scuti reestablished wew, creating a replica of the cozy base from Milo's server. He soon rejoined bioman3's new faction, Prussia, but kept the same base he had from wew. Pokeball never returned, thankfully, instead hollowing out a 2x2 chunk grid from surface to bedrock like the pure unrefined autist he was. So Bavaria became Prussia, basing on top of a large island.
-<imgcaption image7|Under Germania's gazebo with Akramer89>{{ :kramer_germania.png?300|}}</imgcaption>
+<imgcaption image6|Scuti at the cozy gazebo at Germania with Akramer89>{{ :kramer_germania.png?300|}}</imgcaption>
 Prussia (later Germania) was a pretty comfy small village on a big island, situated between a long craggy hill and a mountain, forming a sort of cul-de-sac valley. The members besides Scuti and bioman3 were BigBuilderMcGee and Kony2016. BigBuilderMcGee would prove to be chaotic neutral incarnate, and Kony2016 was an actual fucking genetic female on an autistic /pol/ Minecraft server. So once the faction grew to six members, it was renamed to Germania, having added minor autists who nobody gives a shit about (MenelausMontrose and John_Price). And there were also two Estonian nine-year-olds for some reason. Multiple events occurred during the time of Germania; among these were the construction of a tower, a house, a palace shaped like a box, the consecration of the Church of Kramer, the leveling of the craggy hill (in which the cry "WHGER MOTAN GO" was first uttered), the construction of a bridge to another island with a small fort, but most notably, Kony2016's construction of a Notre Dame replica north of spawn. Germania was subject to permanent, rampant infighting, particularly between BigBuilderMcGee, bioman3, and Scuti. In one incident out of many, BigBuilderMcGee's parrot which had been with him since the beginning of the server was slain by Scuti, causing BigBuilderMcGee to shit his pants crying and level Scuti's tower. This shitstorm epitomized how Germania was truly a dumpster fire. This was the prelude to the Vape War, in which intcuck faggots who did not fucking belong on the server came to try to conquer /pol/andcraft.
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-<imgcaption image8|A cobblemonster engulfs Cptserb's spawn pyramid>{{ :cptserb_cobbled_spawn.png?350|}}</imgcaption>
 ==== Cptserb: Apr. 2018–Jul. 2018 ====
 After cuccserb closed, CptPlanet_ made a new server and it was shit. Scuti did not actually play until two weeks into the serb's existence, missing Vape War II, in which CHAD autists (in a failed faction called USGA) and SPQR chased XDA1, who escaped and ultimately fucking nothing happened. Cpt was a retard who did not fucking listen to the playerbase at all and he never added any of the plugins that users constantly requested. In June, the serb was dying, and the legend of the spawn cobblemonsters began. Lobber cobbled spawn, and then Cpt removed it. Then Scuti cobbled spawn and the same thing happened, and Scuti cobbled spawn again and the epic was removed again. The next month, in an actually based move, Cpt deleted factions for the last week of the serb, prompting mass raiding of every single base on the server. After this shitstorm, Cpt gave every player creative mode, and soon the community would render the server literally fucking unplayable before it was gassed on July 31. Scuti also fucking eraseed the entirety of Hawaii, which was epic and based.
-==== Civcraft Incursion: Aug. 2018 ====
-Scuti, Oveja89, bioman3, RedRoguee_, Lobber, Lakiga, and Viriato were involved in a /pol/andcraft incursion into Civcraft (Civclassic) around August 2018. This incursion was very unproductive and self-destructive. Lakiga was a nigger through the whole thing, ranging from causing random problems like having a fucking sky farm to killing all of the /pol/andcraft incursion group. Scuti of course was AFK during this time so he just died and could not defend against the attack. Eventually Scuti, Lobber, and Viri recovered from this bullshit and actually attained diamond swords, tools, and armor through the use of factories. However, the system of Civcraft was built around droning, autistic grinding to the point where the server would eat all of your time while you are just trying to get combat-appropriate weapons and armor. Getting to the point where you could enchant anything would take weeks on its own. So the incursion ultimately ended out of boredom because the system is incredibly fucking tedious and full of AIDS. Also bgbba played there, and Lobber got banned from Civcraft for calling bgbba's black gf a gorilla nigger and posting dox images of them.
 ==== Hudserb (Pre-Citadel): Sept. 2018–Jan. 2019 ====
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-===== SORTING THROUGH OLD, FUCKED UP VERSION OF THE ARTICLE =====
+===== OLD, FUCKED UP VERSION OF THE ARTICLE =====
+“dab”
+?Scuti
+Scuti is a player on Polandcraft and has played on most iterations of the server since late 2015. He is the second and current owner of the /pol/andcraft Discord server, and the third owner of the /polandcraft/ board on 8chan.
+History
+Miloxydian's Server - “Miloserb”
+Scuti joined the server in September 2015, at which time Miloxydian was admin. The server had been running since August, with Hudson also as admin, but Milo at the forefront. The server used a mountainous earth map with warps all around it, and the two factions NSDAP and SPQR dominated the server. Scuti's first faction was called “wew” and was located in a jungle right next to spawn (possibly in the Congo). He provoked the anger of the large faction NSDAP by shitposting in chat (saying /me ass and also Baneposting). Player fetuscake approached Scuti's underground base and began digging down in order to set up a TNT cannon, the former wearing fully enchanted diamond armor and the latter in shitty iron armor. fetuscake had almost blown a hole in Scuti's wall when the latter finished packing his valuables up and teleported the fuck away. This event marked the beginning of a chase which would go on for the rest of Milo's server. After the fetuscake incident, Scuti moved to Spain and carved out the side of a small mountain. He also created a bridge across the Strait of Gibraltar, which was epic for the win. Scuti soon abandoned this base (possibly because it was discovered) and moved to Japan. Around this time, his faction was renamed from “wew” to “CIA.” The Japan base did not last long either, meeting its demise within two days of its existence. An enemy (either SPQR or NSDAP) posted as a newfag and joined Scuti's faction. This allowed SPQR and NSDAP to easily track him down. Scuti's Japanese base was underground and was under a lake. The enemy coalition cobblemonstered the lake, turning it to stone and thus rendering it vulnerable, and then blew up the roof of the base with TNT. By the time they broke in, Scuti had already fucked off with his valuables. A few months later, he erected a memorial to this base at its ruins. The prolonged chase sequence was not over yet, however. The next base Scuti created was located in the ocean southwest of Japan. He learned from the cobblemonster incident that he needed more than just one layer of water protecting him, so his next base was a jungle wood rectangle floating below the surface but above the bottom of the ocean. This box was ugly as balls but decently secure. Scuti began the moving process once again when he saw an enemy from the NSDAP/SPQR coalition on his minimap.
+A replica of the cozy Southwest wew base
+Some time later, Scuti was invited by legopikachu to join NAS, which was some syndicalist faction. Their base, which was a wide area at bedrock, got dabbed on by the raiding faction Avars. NAS was renamed to RAS and moved to an obsidian autism box in the Nether. Notable members of this faction were AZ99, gommie_69, and Steven_Pinker. The faction was then renamed to ASSR. Shortly afterwards, ASSR got dabbed on hard by SPQR, which unleashed a Wither (able to break obsidian) and assraped the ASSR base. After this debacle, ASSR moved to a Nether fortress and then got fucked by the NSDAP/SPQR coalition, particularly Magnon32. A while later, the faction Scuti was in (may not have been ASSR anymore) got involved in a conflict with SPQR around a town in Greece. Around this time, Scuti broke into a Greek base (a replica of the Parthenon) and proceeded to dab on Akramer89, who was in the base without any armor. However, SPQR once again declared war and pissed all over this faction. Following this, Scuti left the faction and created his own one-man faction, which reused the name “wew.” This faction's base, located southwest of the American Southwest, was cozy as fuck, so he recreated this same base multiple times on different servers. Also around this time, Scuti met bioman3, who was a harmless retard at the time, and the former trolled the latter epicly as they created the icy shithole Fagarctica. There was one more base following this, in which wew ceased to be a one-man faction because AZ99 and SnoopCatt420 joined. This last base was an upside-down pyramid floating above the ocean somewhere. Miloxydian's server tragically shut down in early March 2016.
+Owenstine's Server - “Owenserb”
+Owen was a huge fucking faggot who opened a server near the end of March 2016. His server had the Gods plugin which was based although it had no practical function in gameplay, only serving a purpose for epic lmaos and religious (war) roleplay. Scuti was in AZ99's faction, OASIS, which worshiped AdrenalineON as their god. Unrelated to this, Owen held a few contests where ridiculously overpowered gear and weapons were given out. From these contests, Scuti obtained Protection V boots and a Sharpness VI sword. Now that he had this OP shit, he got bored and stopped playing on the server because there was no more point. The server went on after this, but Scuti was not there to witness the shitstorms that followed, as he had quit after playing for less than a week.
+cuccubus's Server - “cuccserb”
+In July 2017, Scuti joined cuccubus's server after a long hiatus. Scuti immediately joined OASIS, which had an obsidian box base at bedrock. This server had the silk spawners plugin, so OASIS also had a blaze spawner. The faction was fairly advanced but had inactive players. This fact coupled with the existence of a currency system, which required that one pay money (that required grinding to obtain) to conquer another faction's land, resulted in another hiatus, this time for three months. At some point, the amount of money required to take over people's shit was reduced significantly. In January 2018, Scuti returned and joined bioman3's faction Bavaria, which was a small town with walls surrounding it. This faction previously had that fucking faggot Owen and BigBuilderMcGee in it but were no longer present when Scuti joined. Instead, the literal fucking autist Pokeball99 was there. While in Bavaria, Scuti placed trees in spawn plots, planting them on top of each other, which made them grow to be taller than a nearby skyscraper. These trees were impossible to remove except by admin intervention, which is how they were deleted. Scuti and Pokeball99 did some shit, resulted in bioman3 getting assmad and becoming increasingly strict, exemplified by his famous words, “you can build anything beyond this lapis line.” The area beyond the blue line was deep underground and was generally shit tier, so Scuti never made anything there. Later, Scuti and Pokeball99 dabbed on bioman3, Scuti taking half of the faction's shit so bioman3 wouldn't notice. Scuti reestablished wew, creating a replica of the cozy base from Milo's server. He soon rejoined bioman3's new faction, Prussia, but kept the same base he had from wew.
+Palace at Germania, decorated for breast cancer awareness
+Prussia (later Germania) was a pretty comfy small village on a big island, situated between a long craggy hill and a mountain, forming a sort of valley. The members besides Scuti and bioman3 were BigBuilderMcGee and Kony2016. Once the faction grew to six members, adding minor autists MenelausMontrose and John_Price, the faction was renamed to Germania. And there were also two (or three) Estonian nine-year-olds. Multiple events occurred during this time; among these are the construction of a tower, a house, a palace shaped like a box, the consecration of the Church of Kramer, the leveling of the craggy hill, the construction of a bridge to another island with a small fort, but most notably, Kony2016's construction of a Notre Dame replica north of spawn. In Germania, there was a large amount of infighting, mostly between BigBuilderMcGee, bioman3, and Scuti. In one incident out of many, BigBuilderMcGee's parrot which had been with him since the beginning of the server was slain by Scuti, causing BigBuilderMcGee to flip the fuck out and level Scuti's tower. This shitstorm epitomized how Germania was truly a dumpster fire. During the time of Germania, two autistic faggots, Lemon_ and XDA1, created the faction VapeNation, which would go on to harass peaceful players such as thunderfunked and lordofthegoy. The coalition known as CHAD chased VapeNation all around the map, forcing the latter to move bases repeatedly. This culminated in VapeNation's attempt to dab on lordofthegoy at his base and cuccubus's deletion of the alt accounts from the Vape faction. This caused most of VapeNation's land to be claimable, so Scuti went to the Vape base and took all of their good shit. Later, Scuti and Kony2016 left Germania to create Kyushu, which was a cozy Japanese village. The expansion of the village was cut short by the shutdown of the server by cuccubus in April 2018.
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