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| + | Just so everyone who reads this is clear, in the history of our multiple servers (about 6 with 5 different admins, all servers were on at different times besides two) we have had around 55 worlds now. | ||
| + | //“And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken”// The Great Shitstorm of our time. | ||
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| + | ===== Before the creation ===== | ||
| + | May 6th 2012: Originally meant as a simulation for “real world” politics, the nameless idea of / | ||
| + | ===== First Server ===== | ||
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| + | ==== The First World - The War with Popfront and the Minors ==== | ||
| + | After awhile on noticing the rapid expansion of SPQR , Popfront decided to go after the Romans and declared war on them to attempt to curb their power. Rome fought a long war of attrition against Popfront, eventually resulting in the capulation of the leadership of Popfront, only a few diehard fighters were left in their crumbling base. Rome claimed victory and was almost unopposed. | ||
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| + | Not before long after rome's grip had tightend and all the big threats were out of the way rome could once again turn it's attention to the smaller factions that had popped up during and before it's war with Popfront (USM , Sparta, Athens and Avolmarch ) USM was the first on their list, USM was a small self soviet styled guerrilla group that had been raiding Roman trade caravans on the giant road they had constructed to their allies, the AnCaps. Rome set out to attack USM with about 3 actual Romans and about 4 mercs from GOM. | ||
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| + | The USM mountain base was found and a 1 hour siege commenced, with the two holdouts from USM being ITehCheese and Sheller. As the mercenaries poured in from the front gate which they had blown in, the two defenders fought the mercs killing about 2-3 of them, then retreating out a secret back door. By the time they had returned the Romans and mercs had ran off with most of their goods. | ||
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| + | After USM, their next target was Sparta, a small state belonging to the Greek Confederacy which was a small group of greek city states which had formed loose alliances to protect against bigger outside threats. The romans once again headed out with the mercs and a few legionaries to attack sparta with a tip and coords from an outside source, these turned out to be false coords and the Romans went almost 10k blocks out without finding a single thing, they eventually found the Greek Confederate area stumbling onto Athens, a large battle ensued against the Greeks and the Romans with the Romans coming out on top because of the main body of the spartan army secretly forming up with the mercs to attack Rome. | ||
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| + | The Romans finally attempted to finish their conquest of the minors by going after Avolmarch. Avolmarch was a small kingdom based off of a river not far off from where USM was, Ironshadow, the leader of Avolmarch fought bravely with Sirhammy (the sole members of Avolmarch) against the romans and managed to fend them off for awhile but then Ironshadow gave into Roman demands and became a client state of SPQR. | ||
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| + | === The Mercs find the Stronghold and defeat the Enderdragon === | ||
| + | One evening the Guild of Mercenaries were busy constructing their second base, this time a badass stone monstrosity within the desert when whispers raced thhrough the ranks that the Stronghold had been found, and with it the legendary Ender Portal. After discussion and debate the Mercs decided to abandon their new base before it was yet a day old in pursuit of the prestige and glory of controlling the Ender Portal and defeating the Enderdragon. | ||
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| + | Thus began a long and arduous journey through the world of /pol/and, encountering hostile AnCaps after an unfortunate misnderstanding of trespassing, | ||
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| + | This was all to change as one clumsy, yet lovable mercenary found his way into a library, and after deciding to explore further got himself hopelessly lost. Attempting to find his way back to his comrades, this mercenary accidentally stumbled across something that looked familiar. Slowly entering the room, he discovered the Enderportal, | ||
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| + | No further progress was made until the next day, when once four of the mercenaries came online they decided to take the plunge and dive through the Ender Portal. The mercenaries had reached the conclusion of their legendary adventure, but a difficult fight with the Enderdragon still lay between them and eternal glory. This battle began with a desperate struggle to destroy the crystals atop the many pillas found within the End, whilst also avoiding the Enderdragon and his many Enderman minions. Once these were destroyed it was time to take the fight to the dragon. What ensued was hours (minutes) of hard work and uncertainty as the mercenaries battled the Enderdragon and his ridicuously large health bar, their resolve weakening as the battle appeared to have no end, and their arrow count rapidly depleting. Soon enough, the hard work of the mercenaries finally brought the glory the so desired, as the Enderdragon was vanquished, leaving behind but a single egg and a shitload of experience orbs, so much so that the valiant mercenaries found themselves blinded by them. | ||
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| + | After regaining their composure and making sure everyone was present, the mercenaries returned to their own world, bringing with them the Egg, a truckload of Enderstone, and everlasting glory. Again, after more discussion, as discussion is what mercenaries do instead of blindly following the whims of an undeserving emperor, the mercenaries decided not to display their successes to the rest of the server just yet and to once again abandon their new base which they had established within the Stronghold, vowing to make their next base more glorious than ever before, and to build the central tower out of Enderstone to display their glory to all those who may find their way to this secret location. | ||
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| + | The mercenaries packed up their small base for yet another long and arduous journey. But first, they had to leave their mark for any who were to discover the Ender Portal in the future. The mercenaries hastily bricked up the portal, closing it off from any who would endeavour to use it for their own purposes, stopping before leaving only to leave a single, mocking sign taunting future adventurers with their sights set on glory with the message: | ||
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| + | //“Beat you to it”// -The Mercs | ||
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| + | After long standing tentions and small wars here and there Rome had fallen into a slow decline much like the Empire did in real life. Infighting and losses on the fronts and mounting tentions between their allies and enemies alike. Around 2pm EST Banana (SirHammy' | ||
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| + | Walking into the front doors with the help of Banana the invaders met little resistance from Rome due to the loyalists and Rome being off trying to find Sparta after Dave gave them the wrong coordinates, | ||
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| + | At this point the social structure of rome collapsed. Romans themselves started looting fellow Romans, destroying shops to escape the flooding of Lava don by Banana and steeling the banks treasure for themselves. Many of them dug through the mountains and took refuge with the AnCaps or NSPAP. SirHammy an ex-Avolmarch member who joined Rome as a soldier to loot weaker factions and to secretly get revenge gathered all his loot and items, hid them and join IronShadow, the ex-leader of Avolmarch who was intently spawn killing Romans as they tried to escape and claim their goods from the burning city. The city was lost and the Holy Roman Empire controledthe the countryside, | ||
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| + | The few loyalists left had evacuated the city through the mountains and had set up a small shanty town on the outskirts of the now destitute Rome, their new leader (Jhonson1210 had ragequit by this point) name is lost in time, but it is known that he proved himself very incompetent after inving two new members to try and bolster their fledgling ranks only to have them steal the little wealth they had. In the aftermath, Ancap had became the most powerful faction, with NSPAP holding a distant second. End Note: Mercilesshoud (the madmin at the time) was fucking around with a tree mod when he accidently lost the world save, so the world reset and most of the playerbase with it, many oldfags names are lost in time. Let it be known that this was the best /pol/and ever was and their may not be another time like this in our future. | ||
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| + | “Only an idiot would think that Rome could fall” -Jhonson1210 posting in the /pol/ thread the night before rome fell. | ||
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| + | ==== The Second World - First server ==== | ||
| + | === Anarcho-Capitalist " | ||
| + | * 10th May 2012: War was declared on the Anarcho-Capitalists in the pre-reset times by the Spartan Empire. Pre-emptive actions were taken this time around, ending in the death of a scout. The Spartans later rallied 3 strong members while the AnCaps dealt with a mole that had been setting fire to members' | ||
| + | * 11th May 2012: Anarcho-Capitalists uncovered the underground fortress. Later, the portal to The End was discovered within this very fortress. Efforts to secure the fortress were made; a small patch of land had been claimed in the seemingly barren centre of a tropical jungle, and preparations were underway for a raid on The End. | ||
| + | * 12th May 2012: The second attack by the Spartan Empire did not meet with great success. Rather than gain ground on the AnCaps they were forced to retreat. The Ancaps managed to pick a Spartan off before the others got away, into a tundra many miles away. The AnCaps were forced to suspend the chase due to fatigue. Back at their base, a meeting was called to discuss the issues that had been plaguing them. They were at war, there was lava on their crops, there were fires breaking out and explosions being set in the community chest area, and a reserve of diamonds was missing. We had found the mole, and in the wake of his execution, a meeting was called to finally secure their territory. Farms were built to end the problems of starvation, a resource shortage was addressed, and hundreds of iron was mined, along with diamonds and gold. This time around, the supplies no longer vanished mysteriously, | ||
| + | * 13th May 2012: The third battle against the Spartans was waged. The AnCaps won handily, as the Spartans were forced to retreat. The Spartan Empire would later disband due to internal strife. To better defend against intruders, farms were walled in, preparations were made for frontal defence, the mines were covered up, and the railroad that lead to The End portal was under construction. | ||
| + | * 14th May 2012: Project Eng-Game has been realized! Minecarts were produced and members gathered ender eyes. All members took their Diamond sets and set off down the finished railway to meet the ender dragons and claim the eggs. 4 brave men entered into The End, but in the following hours only 3 remained. The courageously fought off the three dragons, and finally, after what seemed an eternaty, claimed their prize. The three eggs now rest snug on top of golden floors, in a display made of glass. | ||
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| + | //“Muh free market.”// | ||
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| + | === RedFist a small communist city-state: rise & demise === | ||
| + | The powerful and kosher faction of Bankers and TWB (The White Brotherhood) united along with many bored 3rd party faction members who were huge vaginalFACED CUNTS I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL, YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!!! defeated the 5 man Army of RedFist when Tsar Erk disbanded the faction because he was butt-devestated that Hammy was killing all the enemies and leaving none for him. | ||
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| + | The war started when the Bankers leader Mr Shekels Goldenbloomsten decided to pretend to be a 12 year old russian loli winning the mind of Hammy he gained entrance and slowly stole the Factions wealth, then the Bankers attacked and managed to completely sack RedFist (a small mine at the time). | ||
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| + | Then the 5 year plan was in motion, the plan to build over the adjacent rivers and contruct a public mansion with Greco-Roman architecture.During this plan there were many raids done by the Bankers who nearly defeated Redfist when RedFist got two new recruits who attempted but failed to kill him. | ||
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| + | * Sir Hammy The great (Head of the guard) | ||
| + | * Erk The sodomite (The Tsar) | ||
| + | * TyranAcid (or something like that i forget his name, cool dude) | ||
| + | * Pa66word2 (Bad-ass motherfucker fucks bitches with his 60inch pecker) | ||
| + | * And that other guy who's name I forget | ||
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| + | The White Brotherhood and Bankers and friends lead an army of 12 vs our 5 (or 6 I don foken know m8). The siege started when all RedFist members gathered together although Erk was missing (he was a total faggot at fighting anyway) in a huge bundle, this startegy was devised by SirHammy the leader of RedFist' | ||
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| + | Then Erk disbanded RedFist even though there were only 3 left to kill and 4 of us. Then Erk blamed SirHammy who was busy fucking bitches to care, Erk tried to kill sirHammy who fought back and when Erk was about to die stopped and said that they were on the same team chill your ass faggot. | ||
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| + | That is the story of RedFist, later Hammy realized it was a communist faction and that Erk was the one stealing his shit because Private property was banned and SirHammy said it wasn't which lead to a huge shitstorm. | ||
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| + | Eventually, SirHammy was arrested for posession of child pornography. RIP. | ||
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| + | ==== The Third World ==== | ||
| + | After waiting days for the reset Serverfag finally reset it. This server was immediately noticed as world 2 with a few 1000 meters of replaced land. NSPAP quickly grew to over 25 members in a few days. However, not all factions settled down as quickly as NSPAP, GOM and TWB were battling raiders left, right and center. The bankers faction amassed a large array of coordinates of every base. All around spawn factions began erecting freemarkets (a first for / | ||
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| + | The Redfist attacked Bankers, and with the banker' | ||
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| + | ===== jarad_d_dude and AdrenalineOn' | ||
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| + | After the closure of mercilesshound' | ||
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| + | After awhile of this and many repreations being demaned people stopped playing and AdrenalineOn stopped hosting, a few months later jarad_d_dude said had some IRL troubles with his brother going to jail or some shit on some really serious offences so that ended his server. Adren' | ||
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| + | ==== Miloxydia' | ||
| + | I don't remember Adren hosting any real /pol/ servers around this time, though I remember he was hosting a Tekkit Server. Feel free to add in Adrens server if he had one, but here's my testimony from Jareds server. I don't have the Greatest memory from this time, a lot of it's a blur, but I do remember bits and pieces - Miloxydia | ||
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| + | The relevant factions on Jareds 1st server were Easily NSPAP and USSRP (I believe that was it), NSPAP leadership swapped between Abrown and Miloxydia while USSRP was AdrenalineON. A race to the end was the first goal in mind. Miloxydian had a Surplus of Blaze Rods, AdrenalineON had a surplus of Ender Pearls. We traded, and the race to the portal started. AdrenalineON, | ||
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| + | Dusty_Call and Miloxydia spawn-killed Adren when he offered an egg, and the war began. Server stagnated for a few days, and I left for about a week. A week after, I learned AdrenalineON had probed my account for the NSPAP coords and AdrenalineON and friends destroyed the NSPAP base with hacks and probed Coords. USSRP was banned. Being inactive around this time my memory around it is mostly a blur. There may or may not have been a map reset, but I don't think there was. | ||
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| + | My next memory is logging in and finding that NSPAP had monopolized the End and created an Enderman Grinder. Our main base was also in the End, and the Ends spawn pad was obby'd over and claimed. My next memory is logging in to find Alts of AdrenalineON and friends (Adren was under the name Dark_Dolan if I'm not mistaken. I have screenies of this raid somewhere to post). Everybody but Dark_Dolan was banned for hacks after their raid ended in semi-failure. (They managed to get some enchanted armor, but they were killed by your humble narrator). | ||
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| + | Around this time Tmanzikurt was arrested for something serious. Jared affirms he knows his brother Tman could not have done this, and becomes inactive because of it. The new admin Eden_Wut is effectively the owner while Jared pays the bills. | ||
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| + | Time passes without major incident. There' | ||
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| + | A new faction is formed of Dark_Dolan and friend' | ||
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| + | Around this time, Abrown is off for a week or so and seeing the need for Power, NSPAP assimilates Sebek into the faction. | ||
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| + | Raids and Raids, and more hacks later, Eden_wut was finally drunk enough at the time of the raid to ban TWB completely and the problems on that map more or less end. Map has a reset. Eden_Wut forgot to put in Authme. I went onto his account, banned a few people and just did whatever. Then came by ban. Worth it. The next time I was on a server, Eden_Wut and AdrenalineON were the admins. The big threat this time around was Nigorano. I believe Eden stated that Nigorano had created over 1000 alts and was constantly DDoS' | ||
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| + | ===== GordonFreemanQ' | ||
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| + | ==== The Beginning of the Server ==== | ||
| + | Gordon' | ||
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| + | So, naturally, people were pretty sick of everyone' | ||
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| + | Note that from here until near the end of the history page Bgbba wrote mostly everything, so much of it is very biased. Nearly every player agrees he was a massive faggot. | ||
| + | Anyways, word got out that Gordon had put up a server and within a few days, the regular old guys were back. Good times were returning and the withered seed of fun that had been neglected under Adren suddenly bloomed. Factions arose out of nothing and the largest and most powerful were the WBC, Winterfell, SPQR, USM, Caliphate, Bounty, and Banderists. The WBC, for our part, lurked under the ocean in a base built by our good buddy pa66word2 and for a time we had about four people and were at peace. | ||
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| + | Now, in all this mess of new people, arose a specter that darkened / | ||
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| + | ==== The First War and the Great Schism ==== | ||
| + | There once was a faction called Winterfell, inhabited by one of the greatest architects I have ever known: Aejax. Led by Dustymittens, | ||
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| + | Of all the bases that ever lived, Winterfell' | ||
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| + | They logged in, we killed them, ect. But, the best part is that Jake_The_Hobo messaged Rommel about taking all of Winterfell' | ||
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| + | With the passing of Winterfell, the WBC came into prominence fully and started raiding everyone in sight. Around this time, Adren set up his own server alongside North Pol and West Pol, splitting the community three ways. However, Dustymittens was a faggot and couldn' | ||
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| + | ===== The North /pol/ Server ===== | ||
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| + | ==== The Second World War ==== | ||
| + | The WBC stomped faction after faction. So many little ones fell beneath our diamond boots that I can't even begin to count. We withered CIDF's obsidian vault and after that became the masters of the wither. However, there was but one faction that we could not take down: Bounty. | ||
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| + | Bounty was finally banned for apolitical raiding by Hudson about three weeks ago (Early January, 2014. I have the screens), but back in the day, they were a noob faction with little actual power in the server. They had the world' | ||
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| + | Rommel had been kicked from Caliphate for being a faggot and getting Raziel (Caliphate' | ||
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| + | Bounty and caliphate then withered our castle, but they were tards and led it top down, so by the time it reached our chest room, it was dead. After this, the first North Pol world petered out and it dwindled until nearly nobody was left online. Thus, the server reset. | ||
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| + | ==== The New World ==== | ||
| + | In the new server map, the major factions returned, including the WBC, sans Rommel who had quit temporarily. However, we still rose to prominence, after a setback of being raided by DEAL or CIDF. Rommel returned and the shadow once again covered / | ||
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| + | This map was marked by the WBC's sub-lava nether base never being so much as found, never mind raided. During this time, we raided USM, our last allies, making them quit, SPQR, which we made temporarily disband (Chainsaw' | ||
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| + | ==== The Templar War ==== | ||
| + | There once was a server called Civcraft and it was filled with lots of neckbeards and children. Naturally, one of these was a mod who fancied himself a ' | ||
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| + | Now, I think that two men may be blamed for the utter failure of the raid on Templars. The first is ITehCheese, who ran in there with USM like a banshee but didn't quite realize that it doesn' | ||
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| + | Now, Kenney and I were the only people not to get our shit wrecked during that battle, me because I was being a clever juden and trapping them in their own mines and killing them, because they'd forgotten to claim them and I did, and Kenney because he'd pillared to the sky in preperation for a cobble monster. All others were lost. | ||
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| + | So, we pulled our last card: crymes. Oh yes, crymes, ladies and gentlemen. GordonFreeman, | ||
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| + | ===== Hudson' | ||
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| + | On 14 July 2013, Hudson made a new / | ||
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| + | ==== The World War ==== | ||
| + | By Feb. 28, 2014, WBC's leader bgbba had formed a secret organization against NSDAP. Later that day, bgbba and daegger prosecuted blood for various crimes. This led to a lengthy arguement that led to to Templars and WBC becoming neutral with NSDAP. NSDAP then declared war on the two. The fighting started in Axios, and after Bavaria was convinced by bgbba to vote on declaring war on NSDAP, soon NSDAP sieged against Munich, Bavaria' | ||
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| + | Alright. As the main culprit of what happened, I bgbba, can shed some light as to what happened. This all started with GiovanniVerdura, | ||
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| + | Around this time, the City of Jerusalem had risen from the desert at the hands of Owenstine, leader of the faction Jerusalem. Jerusalem soon absorbed the independent ulvhammer, the outcast waffle20 from Templars (And Saxony and WBC before that, lel), and Linkedyn, the last member of SPQR to resist assimilation to | ||
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| + | ==== Jerusalem at its peak ==== | ||
| + | other factions. They soon moved, but after Rhodesia and WBC had built embassies. Rhodesia went full retard and left the server, leaving the WBC alone in the city. I saw what it could be and began to rebuild it, creating the great walls and now surround it. | ||
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| + | However, Adren did not seem to be willing to let bygones be bygones and for about a week TNTed, creeper lured, and spawned withers in the city, destroying the WBC embassy and the non-kosher, non-halal bacon shop next door several times. | ||
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| + | One night, blood, a member of NSDAP punched bgbba when he went to spawn, preventing him from teleporting away. He kept doing this and when Bg fled for fear of getting #rekt, blood pursued, only for blood to log out without realzing he was still in combat. This combat logged him, since he'd been punching bgbba, and bgbba got his god armor, tools, golden apples, and a bunch of soulsand which he had been using to spawn withers. | ||
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| + | The next day, Eaiix approached bg, saying he should stand up to NSDAP someday. Thus began the quest to fomulate an alliance against NSDAP in the first World War of the server. Bgbba approached Templars and Bavaria about a raid on the great power and Cofficecup, the leader of Bavaria was fully in favor. Templars was only pushed in by later actions. | ||
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| + | It was about this time that Adren and JumboG realized that the WBC had blood' | ||
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| + | Within a day, Templars came on to discover that their tower outside spawn had been blown up from the inside by creepers. The issue was, there was no way that someone could have lured or dragged a creeper into the tower. When it became apparent that blood had said he would blow up Templar' | ||
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| + | ==== The NSDAP Insurrection and The Civcraft Invasion ==== | ||
| + | For multiple weeks at the start of a new world, the dominant faction of polandcraft was the formidable Nazi alliance, NSDAP. Led by known hackers, raiders, and unemathetic pirates, the rest of the server was quiet in terms of complain of their massive forces and unrelenting harrassment. When the server was started, Unreal, the current admin at the time, gave multiple people Moderator status on the server, which also included Creative. Within minutes, NSDAP' | ||
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| + | NSDAP displayed their godly power when in a swift move, griefed the whole of spawn and an upcoming trade city, Jerusalem, with ghasts spawned through eggs. This was an unsettling event, and even though multiple 2day bans were enforced by Hud-san, people were terrified of NSDAP' | ||
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| + | ==== Hudson' | ||
| + | Jerusalem, as target practice for their expanding armada of TNT cannons. Having spent numerous weeks (around 30 hours) building this intricate model of a once outstanding city, the WBC and it's leader, Bgbba, were furious at the multiple infractions on common server courtesy. Bgbba started speaking out publicly against Adrenaline0N, | ||
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| + | As tension grew, the NSDAP held no account for their growing opposition. In secret, all large factions at the time were planning a coupe to overthrow the Nazi behemoth. But in one suprising moment, the tides were turned. Adrenaline0N and JumboG planted a cannon with tons of TNT outside the WBC Embassy, and offered a hostage situation. The cannons would surely destroy half of the newly constructed architecture in the city, not only built by the WBC but my countless other factions with intertwined shops and embassies. Bgbba rallied the opposition, getting confirmation that Coffice and the Barons of Bavaria, as well as Eaiix, would definitely help fight NSDAP, as well as NBP supporting in verbal, though not physical, opposition as a neutral force. | ||
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| + | Tension stretched constantly as suspicions grew that NSDAP was still griefing random bases and player outposts. In an incident involving Templars, another formidable force on the server, NSDAP' | ||
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| + | Using underground cannoning tactics, NSDAP blew holes into the subway systems hidden subterraniously by the Templars. Following these up into the central system of the Templars base, they used yet more creeper eggs to blow holes into defensive measure that would have normally kept enemies out. Fighting spilled into the central base as Templars and their allies hurried to defend what was theirs. And though Templars Paladin Defenders were strong fighters and able to hold up against any of the NSDAP raiders, Axios forces were at a disadvantage due to miscommunications and false information, | ||
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| + | Axios fighters pushed NSDAP back down into the tunnel systems, where there were deadly firefights between the advancing sides, both trying to claim purchase. As NSDAP retreated slowly, Templars was allowed to advance barricades and finally hole them into their original claim. NSDAP was forced to teleport out, because although the seemly stagnant fighting was evenly matched, they were making no progress in their efforts to erradicate enemies of their state. | ||
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| + | NSDAP moved on to other enemies, specifially Bavaria, and their capitol Munich. Making quick work of the lesser soldiers, Bavarian fighters were on the constant retreat and were finally overtaken at their spawn point, leaving no survivors for their cause. As their storerooms were looted for goods, and the rest burned in lava pyres, Bavaria was at a loss. Allied forces desperately tried to run to their aid, but were too late and only arrived as the NSDAP were finished burning the useless material left behind. The single decisive victory for NSDAP, proclaimed a sense of dominance, even though their victory was over enemies with much less prowess and knowledge of simple tactics. | ||
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| + | All lesser factions of the server were forces back into alliance with NSDAP on grounds that anyone neutral would become a target, and suffer the same fate as the Bavarians. But a new force was rising, one that would take NSDAP by utter surprise. | ||
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| + | -Author Break- | ||
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| + | That same day, a faction known as Templr (Not to be confused with Templars) came to power when a group of people from civcraft raided the server and united under a single faction. Though initially lowly regarded by the major powers of the server, the faction gained immense numbers until it rivaled that of the NSDAP(who at the time of printing had 16 members). Their leader, GordonFreemanQ, | ||
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| + | Meikleland were the first responders to the new threat, followed by bgbba who had gone to Munich only to find it already taken by NSDAP, however, the Templrs slaughtered them all. In a last ditch attempt, bgbba neutralled NSDAP in the face of the new threat and called on the only person to have defeated Civcraft before: Adren. | ||
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| + | ==== The NSDAP' | ||
| + | The Templrs began a crusade of pillaging and murdering. In order to counter the threat, the existing factions were forced into an uneasy truce, united under a common purpose: To defend the lands from the foreign invaders. The battles were bloody, lasting for days (hours). Attempts of diplomacy were met with ridicule, and GordonFreeman' | ||
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| + | Innocents were slaughtered. Women were raped. Embassies were pillaged. Men hacked to death in the city canals. On that day, Jerusalem burned, and no one was spared from the blood, the tears, and the butthurt. Meikleland and NBP, allies of WBC and Templars but also of NSDAP were the only factions to defend the city of Jerusalem at first, though NSDAP joined them and utterly wrecked GordonFreemanQ and his buttbuddies. LegoAlchemist, | ||
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| + | The conflict was relentless. Many men were slaughtered. The armies had been exhausted. Few of the NSDAP remained to fight, and the rest of the factions had slunk into the shadows, crushed into subservience by the crippling war. Soon, it seemed that the violence had run its course. Diplomacy had failed. Infiltration tactics were futile. The resistance was over. It seemed that the Templrs had finally broken the server and won the day. | ||
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| + | But all was not lost. A civcraft moderator appeared, outraged by the abhorrant behavior of his servermates. With the cooperation of the surviving forces of Polandcraft, | ||
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| + | |||
| + | And then the bombs dropped. In one last stroke of buttfrustration, | ||
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| + | Bavaria, it seemed, had come under the impression that bgbba and Templars had betrayed them by not showing up to Munich. This was a misconception, | ||
| + | |||
| + | Some hardcore shilling had happened in bgbba' | ||
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| + | Then, the second bombshell hit: Templrs had somehow gotten crymed items from Unreal-san, including chests worth of diamonds, TNT, and creeper eggs. Hud-san, fearing a backlash, had to delete their entire base from the map and check out the other factions. Lo and behold, NSDAP also had crymed items, which were taken from their chests. True to form, the next day Adren came on and asked for a reset because crymed items had ' | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==== The Great Happening of 3/21/2014 ==== | ||
| + | A few days before this happening, an old warrior of times past made his return to polandcraft. Englavian, ancient CEO of the Bankers faction reformed it and quickly established a bank within the market district of jerusalem. The market district at the time was neglected and hardly traveled, but Englavian was determined to bring traffic to his bank. The chunk next to him, comprising the other half of that side of the market district contained a broken down zoo, from which withers were once kept before Nignog released them and banned for crymes. It was owned by the NSDAP, who did nothing with it since then. | ||
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| + | JumboG, a member of NSDAP sold the chunk to englavian for a handful of gunpowder, and the zoo was remodled and changed to a more aesthetic park. Englavian also took control of two more market district chunks, cleaning up holes and unfinished floors, and building more walls and decorations in the district, making it look nicer. | ||
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| + | When Adren got on, he was furious. Despite the legitimate trade of the chunk between JumboG and Englavian, he claimed it was stolen from them. He declared war on Bankers and easily killed the unarmored Englavian. Englavian, dissatisfied, | ||
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| + | In the wee hours of the night, when only 1 or two people were online at any point, Englavian decided that AdrenalineON was the epitome of arrogance and needed to be taught a lesson. Cycling through NSDAP members until he could guess one of their passwords, he logged into a member' | ||
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| + | Englavian, fully expecting to be banned, did not log off. He waited around, working on his nightclub or smeling some ores. He eventually got off for about an hour, before getting back on and getting confronted by the moderator Goonsquad. He explained what he did, and found that cracking someone elses account does not facilitate an alt, and was not a rule that was broken. At this point, for the first time in a very long time, a new rule was added: no impersonating another account, under threat of immediate banning. Englavian was not punished for this crime. Most people online during the time of Englavian revealing what he had done laughed and approved of his actions. | ||
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| + | It was about an hour before Adren got online. He was initially shocked and wordless (He was reported to have looked at his empty lava filled vault for a few minutes saying nothing at atll), but quickly began pointing fingers. After the situation was explained to him, he demanded Englavian' | ||
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| + | With this, NSDAP' | ||
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| + | ==== Adrenaline- The Rage of an Aboriginal 2.0 ==== | ||
| + | However, things were not done at all. Adren soon began pointing fingers and claiming that Goonsquad had teleported Englavian in his vault and given him crymed creeper eggs, which was an obvious lie, since Goonsquad had the logs to prove that he was not online at the time and thus uncapable of doing such a heinous act. JumboG and Adren threatened to use crymed items to blow up the entire server, even though they had none. | ||
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| + | Adren finally blew his top and began attacking Jerusalem with JumboG, only to get shut down by Miloxydian who killed JumboG once, then Adren when GiovanniVerdura and Waffle20 trapped him in the WBC's basement (As bgbba had said that the WBC would every time Adren pulled some shit, lel. We got you, faggot). JumboG almost lost his life a 2nd time to Miloxydian, but ran in terror and made it away while Miloxydian changed his target to AdrenalineON. | ||
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| + | After finally being proven to be the little bitch that he was, AdrenalineON made a last ditch attempt to regain his feared status by threatening to Ddos the server and ' | ||
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| + | “Adren, it is time.” was heard throughout the server, and as Adren desperately gave his skype to JumboG so he could continue running NSDAP from the shadows, he was permanently banned for the following: crymes, abusing illegal items, shitposting, | ||
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| + | Adren' | ||
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| + | After the banning, several players decided to explore the TRUE depths of NSDAP' | ||
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| + | ==== Post-happening 2014-03-23 ==== | ||
| + | Englavian, nearly halfway done with flattening the mountain. After all of this, the server entered a period of unprecedented peace. NSDAP was no longer harassing smaller factions and threatening the playerbase, the situation had brought together all of the remaining relevant factions, and upstart bandit grounds like Barbarians, Chaos, and Antigoyim were quiet or became disbanded. Englavian, now fully realizing the value of property in jerusalem, began to further corner the real estate market. He began an enourmous feat; flattening the entire mountain of western jerusalem. Claiming all of it, he hopes to sell it all off once flattened and decorated as property within the “Riverside District”. | ||
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| + | The only confrontational incident to happen was that Miloxydian of Rossiya tricked a member of whlightnin' | ||
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| + | JumboG, returning to see NSDAP in ruins, vowed to seek revenge on every faction of worth that fought against adren. Using some of the remaining crymed TNT and weapons of NSDAP, Jumbo began his attack. He sneaked into Jerusalem, but was able to kill none of them. Englavian chased him into the Auchwitz gate, where he barricaded himself before Englavian could kill him. He later bombed the Tower and Farm in the desert crossroads owned by Meikleland, who bought the buildings from the Bankers. He then continued to make more threats before logging off. He was later temporarily banned for crymes and continuing apolitical raiding, and NSDAP was forcibly disbanded with no more active members to continue it and a troubling history of crymes bringing it to its downfall. | ||
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| + | The power vacuum left by this is yet to be felt. The large NSDAP embassy was claimed by WBC, with the exception of the front yard which was taken by the Bankers. The WBC continued to fortify the outer walls, and improve Jerusalem' | ||
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| + | Currently, all of the major factions are allies and cooperating on a large scale. They passionately manage Jerusalem together in economic and military unity. The factions around this time were WBC, Bankers, Meikleland, Rome, Macedonia, Rossiya, NBP, WaffenSS, and Bavaria. | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Peace fades, Alliances strain, and old warriors pass. === | ||
| + | Soon after, the Nine Nation Alliance became the Eight Nation Alliance. Bavaria disbanded, with their leader joining WBC in an expected merge (Bavaria' | ||
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| + | It didn't take long for the Eight Nation Alliance to drop further to the Seven Nation Alliance. Milo, the leader of Rossiya, decided he became tired of the server, and without consulting any of his members, decided to quit. He hastily gave his leadership to the only other online member, InkblotMaskMan, | ||
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| + | On the bright side, Riverside was finished, and ready for lots to be sold. The next day, a moderator in RedChaos unclaimed all land and kicked all nonmoderators, | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==== Immigrants arrive, and Battlegod thrives ==== | ||
| + | The server population began to increase, with over 25 players at once becoming commonplace. Smaller factions began to form, and while they did not take part in Jerusalem (At this point, all of riverside had been sold off already and was being developed), they spread out across the map setting up bases. | ||
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| + | === Battlegod' | ||
| + | Battlegod2 (Chaos' | ||
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| + | ==== Embassy Tensions and a Player in Disgrace ==== | ||
| + | On 3/30/2014, onelastorphan, | ||
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| + | Battlegod knocked orphan from the walls of Jerusalem to his death, but an unknown player stole his items, including the TNT. Several minutes later, a large explosion was heard from the Riverside district. When everyone ran to see what happened, they found a large hole in the side of Terceros' | ||
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| + | All sides explained what happened, with orphan attempting to frame battlegod as the griefer. NBP's Maplic acted as a neutral party for the ceasefire. Johra demanded that whlightnin give back the stolen armor, but it had all been taken by Comstock, who refused to return it to the criminal. Johra then started /msging whlightnin threats. Bendraconis, | ||
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| + | Around this time, Dubai gained an embassy in Jerusalem, bringing the number of nations within Jerusalem back up to nine. A betrayal by OneLastOrphan nearly set the start of a new World War, as he claimed Englavian was his partner in crime, but the danger ended when englavian logged in to cannons pointed at his base, and was able to explain himself and prove himself innocent, resuming the alliance. Multiple factions, tired of Whlightnin' | ||
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| + | ==== The Great Happening of 4/15/14 ==== | ||
| + | After battlegod2 killed the Meikleland' | ||
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| + | Around this time, Englavian converted Bankers into JerusalemRebels, | ||
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| + | Later that day, Goonsquad became very angry at whlightnin' | ||
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| + | ==== The reset of 22/04/2014 ==== | ||
| + | The reset occured after hudson called a vote on whether or not to reset the server(which ended up with a majority “yes” vote due to the events on the 15/4/2014). He then installed the Solar apocalypse plugin which burnt the previous map to ashes. | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Nuclear age === | ||
| + | On June 4, 2014, NSDAP displayed their nuclear weapons capabilities at the public tree farm. The detonation produced a crater with a 20 block diameter, which was preserved as a reminder of their power. NSDAP then launched an attack on Jericho tower, burning its interior out. Many speculate that Hudson secretly installed a nuke mod, but this is unconfirmed. | ||
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| + | NSDAP launched a nuclear attack on GoyandProud for their Marxist ideals on June 6, 2014, completely destroying their base. | ||
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| + | During this time, the League of Extraordinary Goyim formed from the ashes of Templars/ | ||
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| + | The end of bgbba' | ||
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| + | The server declined quickly after this, leaving Hudson as the longest serving / | ||
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| + | ===== New / | ||
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| + | Hudson' | ||
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| + | This effectively destroyed dustycraft, which was shut down for what may now be the fifth time (Ribs in pieces, Dudsy). Politicraft (AKA Kenney “The Crymelord” Th's server) had also shut down after a combination of NSDAP ddosing it and Kenney cryming for SRHF, so a lot of people were up for grabs. In August of 2014, Unreal created the server, for the first time in over a year uniting the entire /pol/ minecraft community (until that point roughly divided into three groups: / | ||
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| + | One night, NSDAP raided one of the Politicraft factions, possibly SonsOfOdin or Cascadia, and Unreal took part. Bgbba and company screamed crymes, ITehCheese and Co. quit in response, and the server took a sharp hit to the playerbase, leaving bgbba the only official voice of opposition, while constantly being mocked and threatened by Nignog2000. Doxxing, counterdoxxing, | ||
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| + | The server clung to life for a while, but eventually went back down due to SPQR, Saxony, and the LoEG largely boycotting it. The LoEG (what was left, that is) moved to a random Minecraft Civilization server (not to be confused with Civcraft) and Dusty put his shitty lagfest of a server back up when he smelled an opportunity for players. | ||
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| + | Dusty' | ||
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| + | ==== The Great Return ==== | ||
| + | Unreal decided to put his server back up and Dusty' | ||
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| + | The map started with a heavy presence by NSDAP, however it was led by a newfag, UminekoRox and had a number of new people in it, along with Archduke from SPQR and bgbba who surfaced from the depths once again. The faction was quickly destroyed by BhOS (led by JumboG and including the old members of the real NSDAP) and RubyRed. This NSDAP rapidly dissappeared and quit, leaving bgbba mostly alone again and for the rest of the map, lel. | ||
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| + | During this time, Rotor resurfaced from the depths of the hell hole si sugi pula Most of the large factions were never raided during that map except Owenstine' | ||
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| + | ===== Milo's New Server ===== | ||
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| + | After Unreal' | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===== Hudson' | ||
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| + | Eventually Milo bailed as an administrator after a month leaving the map destroyed, so Bladedown and Hudson took place as the administrators. The typical autism continues to this day, (June 14, 2015). This period remains mostly undocumented, | ||
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| + | ===== Hudson/ | ||
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| + | This rendition of / | ||
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| + | Today, few records survive of this era. The most valuable sources on this period, the former / | ||
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| + | **The following are the recollections of the editor, amalgamated from what few records remain and their own first hand accounts:** | ||
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| + | There were several major factions in this rendition, all of whom largely fought around the central city of **Corinth**. Corinth was much like the city of Berlin (or the earlier Jerusalem). It served as a central neutral zone where factions could claim plots, build, and interact with other players. The editor is unsure if this type of settlement still exists in current renditions, but much of / | ||
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| + | Much of the city was built with cobble, which would become a problem later on as the admins found it difficult to remove cobble monsters without destroying much of the city itself. Maintenance and repair of the city was largely performed by the minor faction of Latvia. Latvia had also constructed several small homes and shops, but they were among the first to be destroyed during Corinth' | ||
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| + | As mentioned previously, there were several major factions in this rendition. These were the SPQR, Venice, Cascadia, and the USBF. | ||
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| + | The faction of **Latvia** was led by // | ||
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| + | Little record remains of the **USBF**. It appears that they had been the founders of Corinth, building a large brickwork portion of the city and a massive cobblestone and glass tower (seemingly dubbed "Kraft Tower" | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
| + | ''// | ||
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| + | The **SPQR** was undoubtedly the largest faction on the server. Led by // | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
| + | ''// | ||
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| + | Little is known about **Venice**. It seems the faction played a great role in Corinth, building many structures such as the Patrician Cafe. The faction was headed by a // | ||
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| + | Of **Cascadia**, | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
| + | ''// | ||
| + | SPQR, Blacksun(? | ||
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| + | The factions of **USA** and **Klumshar** are presumed to have been two rival factions. User // | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
| + | ''// | ||
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| + | **DougMods** was seemingly a notorious player, as they are almost universally referred to negatively by other players. This editor is unable to recall much about the player, other than their tendency to bait reactions out of players by retarded discussion. | ||
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| + | **LEGOPIKACHU** survives in history as only a meme maker. They created a few memes on request, but their role overall is unknown. | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
| + | ''// | ||
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| + | It is unclear whether the two were the same, but **AZ9** also known as Adam Kramer or simply Akramer was perhaps the most retarded player on the server. As any player from this era will attest to, the beloved autist would quite literally play for 12+ hours a day doing nothing but cause trouble. Whether this be killing random players, griefing builds, or general retardation in the chat. This editor is neutral on all involved in this server, but the legacy of Kramer is one that is universally detested. His loss will not be missed, wherever he is. | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
| + | ''// | ||
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| + | **Whlightnin** and **XirWillinghamXVI** were two players notable in the history of Corinth. Their factional allegiance is unknown, but they are recorded as having attempted to seize Corinth from it's founder, a player named **Adrint**. They seemed to have succeeded in their first attempt, but the city is destroyed by Adam Kramer and they instantly abandon the city. Adrint would return to the city, clear the ruins, and rebuild. However the two players would return again, but this time accepted to purchase the city for the price of diamonds and armor. Shortly after this acquisition, | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
| + | ''// | ||
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| + | |||
| + | Of the following players, the editor knows very little. Their names will still be listed so that they are not forgotten. | ||
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| + | // | ||
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| + | Ultimately, this rendition of / | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
| + | '' | ||
| + | |||
| + | And with this, thus closes this chapter of / | ||
| + | |||
| + | Perhaps in this universe there exists a solitary, absolute truth. Perhaps it clarifies every question, why those acted as they did, but that's beyond the reach of this editor' | ||
| + | |||
| + | //March 31st, 2021// | ||
| + | |||
| + | //Enver P. Hoxha// | ||
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| + | ===== Owen's Server ===== | ||
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| + | The server was brought back from the dead on the 27th of march, 2016. Factions prepared on a thread on 8chan' | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==== The Infinite War [April 8th-April 22nd] ==== | ||
| + | === Prelude === | ||
| + | Soon after NJ was forced to abdicate, minor conflicts between the HC and other factions (mostly memeraiders funded by NJ) started to arise, mainly because they saw the new leader of the HC (Ricarius of Solvada) was only suited for peacetime rulership, and lacked the experience and dedication needed to act as a formidable military commander. Moles were quickly planted in Solvada and other factions of the HC, ensuring that spies could keep tabs on their activities. As the memeraiders recieved word from their spies about their lacking defenses and inexperienced fighters, they came to realize just how ripe the HC was for the picking, and began their first moves almost immediately. | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Battle of Jerusalem [April 8th, 2016] === | ||
| + | Rommel101 (not to be confused with the other Rommel), Shyste, Gohlper and friends, all under the faction of Apollonia, but later changed to Vietnam and Vietcong, decided that the freshly built HFKK-Solvadan Peace Library at Jerusalem belonged to them, despite having no part in its construction. Explosions, blood, and cries were seen and heard in the HFKK-Solvadian Peace Library as the battle for the library started to come to a horrendous defeat for the HFKK and Solvada. Minutes later, Apollonia (now split into NSDAP and Normandy) had claimed their library similar to a man taking candy from a newborn. As if that wasn't bad enough, NJDEFENSE then abandoned Solvada in an astonishing display of treachery, establishing a new faction that he called ' | ||
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| + | **The Holy Confederacy (later rebranded 'The Imperial Commonwealth of Nations' | ||
| + | * Holy Solvadan Empire [Leader] | ||
| + | * Duchy of Comfy Coast | ||
| + | * Commonwealth Mercantile Authority | ||
| + | * Sovereign Assembly of Ebola | ||
| + | * Holy Federated Kingdom of Kalubrota | ||
| + | * Clan of the Iron Warriors | ||
| + | * Union of Soviet Bureaucratic Fascists | ||
| + | * Varangian Guard [Mercenaries] | ||
| + | * Republic of Zaofu | ||
| + | * Casualties (MIA's and KIA' | ||
| + | * The Memer Axis | ||
| + | * Normandy [Leader] (Later abandoned and betrayed the Memer Axis) | ||
| + | * Florida | ||
| + | * NSDAP | ||
| + | * OASIS [Mercenaries, | ||
| + | * Vietnan/ | ||
| + | |||
| + | **Casualties (MIA's and KIA' | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Battle at Comfy Coast (The Normandy Invasion) === | ||
| + | Mere days after the Infinite War started, A coordinated assault from the Memer Axis (lead by Normandy) burst on a vassal client of Solvada, Comfy Coast. Forces of OASIS, Florida, and Normandy swept through the lands and created a bloody mess on the raid, while the defenders, the reformed HC which was now known as the Imperial Commonwealth of Nations (mainly Solvada, HFKK, Comfy Coast and Commonwealth, | ||
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| + | === Minor Conflicts and Incidents === | ||
| + | Moments after the ComfyCoast Incident, members of the ICN started pointing fingers at one another, with Emperor Ricarius of Solvada already being unjustly blamed as the enablers of the Fall of the HC Castle (known later as the Ho Chin Ming Castle, courtesy of Vietnam) and the memers going nuclear on the ICN main economic hub, Comfy Coast. A small minority of ICN members sought to forge a truce at any cost with the Memer Axis, even if it meant accepting defeat and/or surrendering. However, Ricarius knew that to surrender or admit defeat would change nothing, and the Memer Axis would return to harass and attack the ICN again and again until it and all member states within were totally wiped out. He knew that this was a war of annihilation, | ||
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| + | ==== The Citadel Battle (O-Day) [April 21st, 2016] ==== | ||
| + | OASIS grew tired of the Varangian Guard and saw them as direct competition (as both factions were mercenary groups) and as a threat to their autism. AZ began travelling around the world and found the last hiding place of the ICN, the incomplete and under-construction capital city of Solvada, with the Varangian Citadel contained within its walls. Immediately he planned the raid and called the rest of the memers to arms, this would be the place afterall, that had the tasty treasure for OASIS and company. The Memer Axis was able to find a hole in Solvada' | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==== Owen's Second Map ==== | ||
| + | So after a whopping three weeks of activity, Owen's first server was reset. Reasons given were… unsatisfying, | ||
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| + | Owen reasoning behind the server reset was flawed and he denies to give any concrete explanation, | ||
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| + | * 4-29-16: The faction LeMemeTeam, under suspicion of being /int/craft players, is brought low by a coalition forged between Florida, Oasis, and SPQR. Claudius3 and a_gorillion_joos are killed and their base is lost. As of 5/17/16, the server is still online. More factions will be forged and more factions will be destroyed in the future. The server may sleep, but it may never die. | ||
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| + | On the last days of owens server, the population didnt top the 5 players, everyone was still [including the writter of this article] blaming the lazy canacuck, Owen, for the deplorating player base, instead of doing something, Owen decided to defend himself with fallacies, saying that the minecraft community was dead [Definitely False, millions of autistic children play this game everyday] and adopted a defeatist attitude towards the server management. Around mid May, the canacuck decided to shutdown the server. He was lynched for again, fucking up a three four week old map. Owen called quits and dropped adminship, thus concluding the colossal faggot canacuck server chapter. | ||
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| + | ====- South / | ||
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| + | On the 23rd of May a new / | ||
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| + | ==== The Tale of Volantis and NJDEFENSE: A Ballad of Bitches and Backstabbing ==== | ||
| + | Once upon a time, there was a player by the name of NJDEFENSE. When the world began, he had but one ambition: to build the greatest city in the history of / | ||
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| + | At first, all seemed to go well. A few players began constructing embassies, creating a small skyline with the crude fortress that served as Volantis' | ||
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| + | As predicted, Normandy quickly grew beyond control, expressing disdain for NJ as leader of Volantis, mocking his weak attempts at governance, and secretly (more or less) planning the takeover of the city. At the first sign of noncompliance with their wishes, Normandy attacked, slaughtering NJ and his few comrades. Compounding the shame, Normandy insisted that NJ join them, which he promptly did along with half of Volantis' | ||
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| + | Volantis, under control of inferior Norman leadership, swiftly fell into ruin. Its few buildings were plundered, left in disrepair. The fortress was split under control of a handful of competing factions; in the streets, baseborn Norman scum prowled, waiting to pounce upon anyone foolish enough to attempt the Warp. Eventually, even that was removed by the amused admin, who officially declared the city a failure. The dream of Volantis had ended in disgrace and squalor, and NJDEFENSE' | ||
| + | |||
| + | === The Grace Era === | ||
| + | After Normandy' | ||
| + | |||
| + | == A relative landmark == | ||
| + | https:// | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==== The Saga of World War Jew (or "Why Miscommunication Kills" | ||
| + | And it came to pass, that after some days of peace, Rommel101 returned to the server, and began working toward anarchic destruction and wanton mayhem once more. And Normandy grew once more, and consolidated some members, and prepared for war. | ||
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| + | In these days Stalker and AZ99 of Katharsis warred, for Red_Rogue of Stalker had paid insult to AZ99, and he sought satisfaction. So it was that he joined with Ese_Ruey of WoK, and came down on Stalker' | ||
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| + | It came to pass that the forces involved amassed in Northtown, at what was then North Warp. And they were Bolton, Katharsis, CoC, and WoK, and they opposed Normandy and Stalker. And Urist demanded that Walberto of CoC and TheLordMoccasin of Bolton stand down, and declare war upon AZ99. Though Bolton cautioned patience, promising satisfaction as soon as Normandy was dealt with, Urist was adamant; and so it was that the lines were drawn, and the server entered the World War Jew. | ||
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| + | Dark were these days. Red_Rogue unleashed two Withers upon the Dreadfort, causing sore damage; but the attack came to naught, and where one Wither was already dead, Bolton slew the other, and gained its Star, and repaired the fort. Northtown was devastated, as Normandy put all its efforts into vandalism and defiling all that was built there. Stalker' | ||
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| + | In the aftermath, an uneasy ceasfire blossomed, then gave way in time to peace. Stalker was diminished by its loss, some members leaving, and Urist started on the road to recovery; but in time it grew once more in strength and riches. In response to the Wither attack, TheLordMoccasin began to expand the Dreadfort, until it grew beyond the clouds and reached the topmost heights. AZ99, disgusted with Normandy' | ||
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| + | === Gohlper' | ||
| + | The previous thing was written by TheLordMoccasin who declared war on a non-interventionist political faction (STALKER) out of his sheer hatred of Normandy and according to UristMcRonin joined alongside the apolitical meme raiders destroying his loot. Also according to UristMcRonin he was seen alongside AZ99 scouting the place out for a raid the previous day. (this was said over voice chat during our discussion over the battle we had to confirm what happened) | ||
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| + | Shit=Shyste Also Moccasin forgets to mention his receival of a Boston beat down at the hands of me and rommel101 during the first battle, and how Walberto, the Pagan Atheist tried to DIG AWAY when we killed him. It wasn't a stalemate at all, it was a bloody slaughter for the cuck alliance who were force fed clam chowder and were unable to deny a citizen watch. The only success they had was after the fact when me and rommel101 weren' | ||
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| + | “TheLordMoccasin began to expand the Dreadfort, until it grew beyond the clouds and reached the topmost heights. AZ99, disgusted with Normandy' | ||
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| + | After that Moccasin' | ||
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| + | Every time I have ever fought TheLordMoccasin in this war he has either ran away or tried to run away. I wrote this part from my own perspective and that needs to be taken into account when it's being read by those who actually want to know the history of this autistic mess, the same needs to be taken into account when reading things from TheLordMoccasin who intentionally leaves out anything he doesn' | ||
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| + | === Urist' | ||
| + | Me and Moccasin have been in a back and forth between keeping my version and his up on this wiki, because no one even moderates it probably wont be stopped, he claims to have testimony from UristMcRonin but here's his actual version of what happened. | ||
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| + | Moccasin likes to roleplay as some righteous king on the server, which is fine until he takes that roleplay outside of the server and onto this wikia where he adds himself to history which he was barely included in or cuts out parts that makes him look unrighteous. | ||
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| + | === Conclusion: === | ||
| + | The previous shitstorm has been a source for controversy and disagreement for too long now, so all parties have agreed that there' | ||
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| + | === Last Page {Epilogue} === | ||
| + | On the last week of august SNU [Stalker Normandy Union] vault was nigged by an unknown member On that same week one KATHARSIS vault was nigged by an unknown player Steven_Pinker shutdown the iteration on August 30th, reasoning behind this move, has not yet been revealed by the admin World War I was never finished because of the sudden shutdown, thus there were no victors except Bolton or defeated powers except Normandy. Y.A.F.P.M.R [Yet Another Fucking Premature-Map Reset] | ||
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| + | ===== Jwginge' | ||
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| + | WIP | ||
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| + | ===== cuccserb ===== | ||
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| + | ---- | ||
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| + | cuccserb, which ran from July 2017 to April 2018, was based | ||
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| + | < | ||
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| + | *shit tons of noteworthy stuff happened during this era and needs to be documented including | ||
| + | |||
| + | -other pre-c.h.a.d events | ||
| + | |||
| + | -formation of c.h.a.d | ||
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| + | -the assrape of lakiga | ||
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| + | -papalstates betrayal, destruction of c.h.a.d | ||
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| + | -papalstates-SPQR war | ||
| + | |||
| + | -long interlude | ||
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| + | -rise of germania, reformation of c.h.a.d | ||
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| + | -c.h.a.d-UIC cold war | ||
| + | |||
| + | -world war (you) (wwu) | ||
| + | |||
| + | -decay and server closing | ||
| + | ===== cptserb ===== | ||
| + | |||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | |||
| + | WIP | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===== /int/craft and civcraft incursions (November 2018-2020) ===== | ||
| + | |||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | |||
| + | WIP | ||
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| + | ---- | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===== Hudson' | ||
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| + | ---- | ||
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| + | In October 2018 Hudson noticed there wasn't a running server, so he made a new one epicly. It is still running as of August 2019. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==== Factions/ | ||
| + | I didn't really put much effort into this one considering I created it in a day after not touching minecraft in around 3 years, so it was pretty shitty. There was still some drama as usual and around 35 players at its peak, so I'll let others write more below. - Hudson | ||
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| + | This server was fucking filled with errors and bugs which resulted in the rise and fall of several factions. Faction perms were fucked and the version used (MassiveFactions? | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==== Citadel/ | ||
| + | < | ||
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| + | Basically ilikebacon3546 reigned supreme with his empire known as the plantation with the capital being a massive island named after mein fuhrer. This empire was kept alive by the recruitment of many newfags most notably being sideless and gollygeekid. The problem with recruiting newfags was that many never stayed, so thus there was a great need for fresh meat. To feed this need ilikebacon3546 infiltrated ovechads and aided in its destruction from the inside. This victory brought great spoils to the slave nation. The most glorious of all being gollygeekid, | ||
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| + | Polandciv was fucking based, [[scuti|read about it in my article fag]] - Scuti | ||
| + | ==== Entropy/ | ||
| + | |||
| + | Hudson' | ||
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| + | {{ : | ||
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| + | |||
| + | //it was at this point hudson decided like so many before him that playercounts were too low and of course another fucking reset would fix this problem | ||
| + | |||
| + | a botched 1.14 server was quickly thrown together literally days after 1.14 to the disdain of many players | ||
| + | it sucked | ||
| + | |||
| + | 1.14 was barely fucking playable in vanilla due to the retards who make this game not inventing optimizaion until 1.15 let alone with all the broken plugins that had just been updated for 1.14 | ||
| + | throw in hudsons general ineptitude and you have a recipe for fucking dissaster | ||
| + | playercounts tanked during this time and nothing of actual note happened | ||
| + | despite this hudson continued to run the server perpetually with players slowly leaving the server forever as the server was fucking unplayable hudson attempted to compensate for his ineptitude by mass shilling the server on halfchan but even the sub 20 iq retards of half /b/ could see past hudkikes bullshit and eventually left | ||
| + | during this time many more invasions were launched into other servers all either failing miserably or reaching vastly beyond the scope of this wiki | ||
| + | as of january 2020 everyone is still fucking waiting for hudson to admit defeat and turn his abortion off// | ||
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| + | ** - bioman3 wrote this after logging in on the map multiple times and nobody being online ever, if you played during this period and have literally anything to add feel free to not exist because nobody plays on this shitty fucking iteration** | ||
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| + | ***new Serb good | ||
| + | Reeeeeeeeeeee | ||
| + | hudkike*** | ||
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| + | ***This entry is in need of major clean up and revision, as the previous editors of this entry are clinically retarded and care little for proper formatting.*** | ||
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| + | ===== frenserb era (November 2019-) ===== | ||
| + | ---- | ||
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| + | frenserbs were servers played on modded Minecraft and which were geared toward hosting / | ||