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| <imgcaption image1|frenserb 3 Scuti>{{:scooty.png?200 |}}</imgcaption> Scuti is a gamer who joined /pol/andcraft in September 2015. Since December 2018, autists of the /pol/andcraft Discord server have been subjugated under his dominion. This reign of terror, which continues to this day, has been characterized by not banning anyone, shitposting, but mostly doing fucking nothing. | <imgcaption image1|frenserb 3 Scuti>{{:scooty.png?200 |}}</imgcaption> Scuti is a gamer who joined /pol/andcraft in September 2015. Since December 2018, autists of the /pol/andcraft Discord server have been subjugated under his dominion. This reign of terror, which continues to this day, has been characterized by not banning anyone, shitposting, but mostly doing fucking nothing. |
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| After cuccserb closed, CptPlanet_ made a new server and it was shit. Cpt was a retard who did not fucking listen to the playerbase at all and he never added any of the plugins that users constantly requested. Scuti did not actually play until two weeks into the serb's existence, missing Vape War II, in which CHAD autists (in a failed faction called USGA) and SPQR autists chased the ponyfucker XDA1 up the east coast, but he escaped and ultimately fucking nothing happened. Anyway the initial plan for USGA was to have weekly elections to select the faction leader. Lobber (renamed to xLOBBERx) won the first election and then BigBuilderMcGee won the following, but Lobber refused to relinquish power and thus rendered USGA a dictatorship before renaming it to Chadlands. bioman3 left the faction to start Cascadia, which consisted of a shitty house, which Scuti proceeded to cobble. Scuti based with Lobber in Panama but hardly played the game at all because of the lack of good plugins which were on cuccserb, and it did not help that the map was also shit. In late June the serb was dying, and the legend of the spawn cobblemonsters began; Lobber encompassed the spawn area (a pyramid) in a cobblemonster. <imgcaption image11|cucc and Scuti's shulker hoard>{{ :shulkers.png?300|}}</imgcaption> Cpt removed it, which was followed by Scuti cobbling spawn. After Cpt removed this, Scuti once again cobbled spawn. In late July, Cpt realized the server was dead and decided to remove factions at the suggestion of the community. So in an actually based move, Cpt deleted factions for the last week of the serb, prompting mass raiding of every base on the server. The vast majority of these raids were done by cucc and Scuti, who stored an absurd amount of supplies in a collection of shulker boxes in the Nether. After this shitstorm, Cpt gave every player creative mode, and within days the community would render the server literally fucking unplayable (more than it had been) before it was gassed on July 31. Scuti also fucking erased the entirety of Hawaii, which was epic and based. | After cuccserb closed, CptPlanet_ made a new server and it was shit. Cpt was a retard who did not fucking listen to the playerbase at all and he never added any of the plugins that users constantly requested. Scuti did not actually play until two weeks into the serb's existence, missing Vape War II, in which CHAD autists (in a failed faction called USGA) and SPQR autists chased the ponyfucker XDA1 up the east coast, but he escaped and ultimately fucking nothing happened. Anyway the initial plan for USGA was to have weekly elections to select the faction leader. Lobber (renamed to xLOBBERx) won the first election and then BigBuilderMcGee won the following, but Lobber refused to relinquish power and thus rendered USGA a dictatorship before renaming it to Chadlands. bioman3 left the faction to start Cascadia, which consisted of a shitty house, which Scuti proceeded to cobble. Scuti based with Lobber in Panama but hardly played the game at all because of the lack of good plugins which were on cuccserb, and it did not help that the map was also shit. In late June the serb was dying, and the legend of the spawn cobblemonsters began; Lobber encompassed the spawn area (a pyramid) in a cobblemonster. <imgcaption image11|cucc and Scuti's shulker hoard>{{ :shulkers.png?300|}}</imgcaption> Cpt removed it, which was followed by Scuti cobbling spawn. After Cpt removed this, Scuti once again cobbled spawn. In late July, Cpt realized the server was dead and decided to remove factions at the suggestion of the community. So in an actually based move, Cpt deleted factions for the last week of the serb, prompting mass raiding of every base on the server. The vast majority of these raids were done by cucc and Scuti, who stored an absurd amount of supplies in a collection of shulker boxes in the Nether. After this shitstorm, Cpt gave every player creative mode, and within days the community would render the server literally fucking unplayable (more than it had been) before it was gassed on July 31. Scuti also fucking erased the entirety of Hawaii, which was epic and based. |
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| ==== Civcuck Incursion: Aug. 2018 ==== | ==== Civcuck Incursion: Aug. 2018 ==== |
| <imgcaption image12|Viri's flag over the /pol/andcraft autists' base gets btfo>{{ :poortugal.png?400|}}</imgcaption> | |
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| Scuti, Oveja89, bioman3, RedRoguee, Lobber, Lakiga, CptPlanet, and ViriatoII were involved in a /pol/andcraft incursion into Civcraft (Civclassic) in August 2018. This incursion was very unproductive and self-destructive, constantly infighting instead of killing redditors. Lakiga was a nigger through the whole thing, ranging from causing random problems like having a fucking sky farm to killing all of the /pol/andcraft incursion group. Scuti of course was AFK during this time so he just died and could not defend against the attack. Eventually Scuti, Lobber, and Viri recovered from this bullshit and actually attained diamond swords, tools, and armor through the use of factories. However, the system of Civcraft was built around droning, autistic grinding to the point where the server would eat all of your time while you are just trying to get combat-appropriate weapons and armor. Getting to the point where you could enchant anything would take weeks on its own. So the incursion ultimately ended out of boredom because the system is incredibly fucking tedious and full of AIDS. Speaking of, bgbba played there, and Lobber got banned from Civcraft for calling bgbba's black gf a gorilla nigger and posting dox images of them. Scuti did some other shit including pissing off the Holy Jade Empire larper redditors by putting a large, reinforced swastika in one of their towns, and some reddit cuck put up the equivalent of a wanted poster on r/civclassics. It was really fucking funny. In the end, /pol/andcraft autists learned that citadel is fun but not the other incredibly tedious grind cancer Civcuck had. | Scuti, Oveja89, bioman3, RedRoguee, Lobber, Lakiga, CptPlanet, and ViriatoII were involved in a /pol/andcraft incursion into Civcraft (Civclassic) in August 2018. <imgcaption image12|Viri's flag over the /pol/andcraft autists' base gets btfo>{{ :poortugal.png?400|}}</imgcaption>This incursion was very unproductive and self-destructive, constantly infighting instead of killing redditors. Lakiga was a nigger through the whole thing, ranging from causing random problems like having a fucking sky farm to killing all of the /pol/andcraft incursion group. Scuti of course was AFK during this time so he just died and could not defend against the attack. Eventually Scuti, Lobber, and Viri recovered from this bullshit and actually attained diamond swords, tools, and armor through the use of factories. However, the system of Civcraft was built around droning, autistic grinding to the point where the server would eat all of your time while you are just trying to get combat-appropriate weapons and armor. Getting to the point where you could enchant anything would take weeks on its own. So the incursion ultimately ended out of boredom because the system is incredibly fucking tedious and full of AIDS. Speaking of, bgbba played there, and Lobber got banned from Civcraft for calling bgbba's black gf a gorilla nigger and posting dox images of them. Scuti did some other shit including pissing off the Holy Jade Empire larper redditors by putting a large, reinforced swastika in one of their towns, and some reddit cuck put up the equivalent of a wanted poster on r/civclassics. It was really fucking funny. In the end, /pol/andcraft autists learned that citadel is fun but not the other incredibly tedious grind cancer Civcuck had. |
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| ==== Hudserb (Pre-Citadel): Sept. 2018–Jan. 2019 ==== | ==== Hudserb (Pre-Citadel): Sept. 2018–Jan. 2019 ==== |
| <imgcaption image25|Scuti in Quantum Armor>{{:quantum.png?150 |}}</imgcaption> Scuti had a power crisis. First he made solar panels on his skyscraper, which wasn't enough. Then he used geothermal generators that pumped lava in from the Nether, but that was constantly jamming and failing. No wonder, because bioman was the one who convinced him of that idea. (bioman had drained a large portion of the Nether using geothermal generator autism.) But his power crisis was resolved when he started making massive fucking nuclear reactors. Scuti began fucking with dimensions, eventually reaching infinite sustainability by making a dimension composed entirely of nuclear fuel (Yellorite). This was the pinnacle of IQ in frenserb, and everyone would soon copy Scuti's idea because it was insurmountably based. | <imgcaption image25|Scuti in Quantum Armor>{{:quantum.png?150 |}}</imgcaption> Scuti had a power crisis. First he made solar panels on his skyscraper, which wasn't enough. Then he used geothermal generators that pumped lava in from the Nether, but that was constantly jamming and failing. No wonder, because bioman was the one who convinced him of that idea. (bioman had drained a large portion of the Nether using geothermal generator autism.) But his power crisis was resolved when he started making massive fucking nuclear reactors. Scuti began fucking with dimensions, eventually reaching infinite sustainability by making a dimension composed entirely of nuclear fuel (Yellorite). This was the pinnacle of IQ in frenserb, and everyone would soon copy Scuti's idea because it was insurmountably based. |
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| <imgcaption image26|Scuti's nuclear fuel processing array>{{ :yellorite_processing_array.png?300}}</imgcaption>Or so we thought; dimensions had more possibilities to offer. The underage sperg yoink was fucking with Scuti with eggs, until Scuti blew him up with a laser. Then yoink raged and leveled Scuti's skyscraper, but this was rolled back because acting like a nigger was illegal in frenserb. yoink was banned after his tantrum. Coinciding with this was the development of a punishment for retard niggers: imprisoning them in a dimension made of poop. BigBuilderMcGee was lured into the shadow realm (shit dimension) and killed there by Scuti, forcing Big's spawn point to be set in the fecal prison. {{ :big_poop.png?315}} A little later, yoink was unbanned and deported into the SHIT DIMENSION by cucc and Scuti. Another underage retard, a proud Turk named Gentlebud, was also sent to the shit realm to cohabit with yoink. Eventually yoink reformed and got enough crymes from Lobber and Scuti to be able to make a dimensional transmitter to return to the overworld. | <imgcaption image26|Scuti's nuclear fuel processing array>{{ :yellorite_processing_array.png?300}}</imgcaption>Or so we thought; dimensions had more possibilities to offer. The underage sperg yoink was fucking with Scuti with eggs, until Scuti blew him up with a laser. Then yoink raged and leveled Scuti's skyscraper, but this was rolled back because acting like a nigger was illegal in frenserb. yoink was banned after his tantrum. Coinciding with this was the development of a punishment for retard niggers: imprisoning them in a dimension made of poop. BigBuilderMcGee was lured into the shadow realm (shit dimension) and killed there by Scuti, forcing Big's spawn point to be set in the fecal prison. <imgcaption image|Big trapped in the SHIT REALM>{{:big_poop.png?315 |}}</imgcaption> A little later, yoink was unbanned and deported into the SHIT DIMENSION by cucc and Scuti. Another underage retard, a proud Turk named Gentlebud, was also sent to the shit realm to cohabit with yoink. Eventually yoink reformed and got enough crymes from Lobber and Scuti to be able to make a dimensional transmitter to return to the overworld. |
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| Players on frenserb were ambitious. For one, Lobber worked on a giant pyramid for months. The completion of its exterior was a feat of autism and a sight to behold. Scuti himself was in the midst of construction of a huge fucking castle when he realized that this was on too large of a scale to be able to finish, so it was never completed. He would learn from this experience, however. Another large-scale shitpost was Scuti's conversion of desert to plains, which was incredibly based and done through the use of a quantum quarry. A while after its most advanced players reached post-scarcity, the first frenserb met its end in May 2020. | Players on frenserb were ambitious. For one, Lobber worked on a giant pyramid for months. The completion of its exterior was a feat of autism and a sight to behold. Scuti himself was in the midst of construction of a huge fucking castle when he realized that this was on too large of a scale to be able to finish, so it was never completed. He would learn from this experience, however. Another large-scale shitpost was Scuti's conversion of desert to plains, which was incredibly based and done through the use of a quantum quarry. A while after its most advanced players reached post-scarcity, the first frenserb met its end in May 2020. |
