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 Just so everyone who reads this is clear, in the history of our multiple servers (about 6 with 5 different admins, all servers were on at different times besides two) we have had around 55 worlds now. Just so everyone who reads this is clear, in the history of our multiple servers (about 6 with 5 different admins, all servers were on at different times besides two) we have had around 55 worlds now.
  
-//“And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken”// The Great Shitstorm of our time.+“And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken” The Great Shitstorm of our time.
  
-===== Before the creation =====+Before the creation
 May 6th 2012: Originally meant as a simulation for “real world” politics, the nameless idea of /pol/andcraft came into fruition when an anonymous serverfag took inspiration from a random image found on /pol/ of a well-built beach house, and literally 19 minutes later, started a thread with an idea to start a minecraft server. “/pol/craft” was one suggestion that came into conflict with wowfags, so we opted for “/pol/andcraft” instead. It was also initially intended to be a towny server, not a faction server. May 6th 2012: Originally meant as a simulation for “real world” politics, the nameless idea of /pol/andcraft came into fruition when an anonymous serverfag took inspiration from a random image found on /pol/ of a well-built beach house, and literally 19 minutes later, started a thread with an idea to start a minecraft server. “/pol/craft” was one suggestion that came into conflict with wowfags, so we opted for “/pol/andcraft” instead. It was also initially intended to be a towny server, not a faction server.
-===== First Server ===== +First Server 
- +The First World - The War with Popfront and the Minors
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-==== The First World - The War with Popfront and the Minors ====+
 After awhile on noticing the rapid expansion of SPQR , Popfront decided to go after the Romans and declared war on them to attempt to curb their power. Rome fought a long war of attrition against Popfront, eventually resulting in the capulation of the leadership of Popfront, only a few diehard fighters were left in their crumbling base. Rome claimed victory and was almost unopposed. After awhile on noticing the rapid expansion of SPQR , Popfront decided to go after the Romans and declared war on them to attempt to curb their power. Rome fought a long war of attrition against Popfront, eventually resulting in the capulation of the leadership of Popfront, only a few diehard fighters were left in their crumbling base. Rome claimed victory and was almost unopposed.
  
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 The Romans finally attempted to finish their conquest of the minors by going after Avolmarch. Avolmarch was a small kingdom based off of a river not far off from where USM was, Ironshadow, the leader of Avolmarch fought bravely with Sirhammy (the sole members of Avolmarch) against the romans and managed to fend them off for awhile but then Ironshadow gave into Roman demands and became a client state of SPQR. The Romans finally attempted to finish their conquest of the minors by going after Avolmarch. Avolmarch was a small kingdom based off of a river not far off from where USM was, Ironshadow, the leader of Avolmarch fought bravely with Sirhammy (the sole members of Avolmarch) against the romans and managed to fend them off for awhile but then Ironshadow gave into Roman demands and became a client state of SPQR.
  
-=== The Mercs find the Stronghold and defeat the Enderdragon ===+The Mercs find the Stronghold and defeat the Enderdragon
 One evening the Guild of Mercenaries were busy constructing their second base, this time a badass stone monstrosity within the desert when whispers raced thhrough the ranks that the Stronghold had been found, and with it the legendary Ender Portal. After discussion and debate the Mercs decided to abandon their new base before it was yet a day old in pursuit of the prestige and glory of controlling the Ender Portal and defeating the Enderdragon. One evening the Guild of Mercenaries were busy constructing their second base, this time a badass stone monstrosity within the desert when whispers raced thhrough the ranks that the Stronghold had been found, and with it the legendary Ender Portal. After discussion and debate the Mercs decided to abandon their new base before it was yet a day old in pursuit of the prestige and glory of controlling the Ender Portal and defeating the Enderdragon.
  
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 The mercenaries packed up their small base for yet another long and arduous journey. But first, they had to leave their mark for any who were to discover the Ender Portal in the future. The mercenaries hastily bricked up the portal, closing it off from any who would endeavour to use it for their own purposes, stopping before leaving only to leave a single, mocking sign taunting future adventurers with their sights set on glory with the message: The mercenaries packed up their small base for yet another long and arduous journey. But first, they had to leave their mark for any who were to discover the Ender Portal in the future. The mercenaries hastily bricked up the portal, closing it off from any who would endeavour to use it for their own purposes, stopping before leaving only to leave a single, mocking sign taunting future adventurers with their sights set on glory with the message:
  
-//“Beat you to it”// -The Mercs+“Beat you to it” -The Mercs
  
 After long standing tentions and small wars here and there Rome had fallen into a slow decline much like the Empire did in real life. Infighting and losses on the fronts and mounting tentions between their allies and enemies alike. Around 2pm EST Banana (SirHammy's Alt account), a spy of Rome, and the owner of GOM, Dave, invaded the city of Rome with the intentions of burning it down, with the help of the former leaders of Avolmarch, Sparta, and Costanzlam. After long standing tentions and small wars here and there Rome had fallen into a slow decline much like the Empire did in real life. Infighting and losses on the fronts and mounting tentions between their allies and enemies alike. Around 2pm EST Banana (SirHammy's Alt account), a spy of Rome, and the owner of GOM, Dave, invaded the city of Rome with the intentions of burning it down, with the help of the former leaders of Avolmarch, Sparta, and Costanzlam.
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 “Only an idiot would think that Rome could fall” -Jhonson1210 posting in the /pol/ thread the night before rome fell. “Only an idiot would think that Rome could fall” -Jhonson1210 posting in the /pol/ thread the night before rome fell.
  
-==== The Second World - First server ==== +The Second World - First server 
-=== Anarcho-Capitalist "Project End-Game" Timeline === +Anarcho-Capitalist "Project End-Game" Timeline 
-  10th May 2012: War was declared on the Anarcho-Capitalists in the pre-reset times by the Spartan Empire. Pre-emptive actions were taken this time around, ending in the death of a scout. The Spartans later rallied 3 strong members while the AnCaps dealt with a mole that had been setting fire to members' homes and looting from the private caches. There was a rat amongst the faction that needed to be found and dealt with. +10th May 2012: War was declared on the Anarcho-Capitalists in the pre-reset times by the Spartan Empire. Pre-emptive actions were taken this time around, ending in the death of a scout. The Spartans later rallied 3 strong members while the AnCaps dealt with a mole that had been setting fire to members' homes and looting from the private caches. There was a rat amongst the faction that needed to be found and dealt with. 
-  11th May 2012: Anarcho-Capitalists uncovered the underground fortress. Later, the portal to The End was discovered within this very fortress. Efforts to secure the fortress were made; a small patch of land had been claimed in the seemingly barren centre of a tropical jungle, and preparations were underway for a raid on The End. +11th May 2012: Anarcho-Capitalists uncovered the underground fortress. Later, the portal to The End was discovered within this very fortress. Efforts to secure the fortress were made; a small patch of land had been claimed in the seemingly barren centre of a tropical jungle, and preparations were underway for a raid on The End. 
-  12th May 2012: The second attack by the Spartan Empire did not meet with great success. Rather than gain ground on the AnCaps they were forced to retreat. The Ancaps managed to pick a Spartan off before the others got away, into a tundra many miles away. The AnCaps were forced to suspend the chase due to fatigue. Back at their base, a meeting was called to discuss the issues that had been plaguing them. They were at war, there was lava on their crops, there were fires breaking out and explosions being set in the community chest area, and a reserve of diamonds was missing. We had found the mole, and in the wake of his execution, a meeting was called to finally secure their territory. Farms were built to end the problems of starvation, a resource shortage was addressed, and hundreds of iron was mined, along with diamonds and gold. This time around, the supplies no longer vanished mysteriously, and a mass producing of arrows began to some extent. The AnCaps were all fitted with a set of tools to be better prepared in the case of an attack. +12th May 2012: The second attack by the Spartan Empire did not meet with great success. Rather than gain ground on the AnCaps they were forced to retreat. The Ancaps managed to pick a Spartan off before the others got away, into a tundra many miles away. The AnCaps were forced to suspend the chase due to fatigue. Back at their base, a meeting was called to discuss the issues that had been plaguing them. They were at war, there was lava on their crops, there were fires breaking out and explosions being set in the community chest area, and a reserve of diamonds was missing. We had found the mole, and in the wake of his execution, a meeting was called to finally secure their territory. Farms were built to end the problems of starvation, a resource shortage was addressed, and hundreds of iron was mined, along with diamonds and gold. This time around, the supplies no longer vanished mysteriously, and a mass producing of arrows began to some extent. The AnCaps were all fitted with a set of tools to be better prepared in the case of an attack. 
-  13th May 2012: The third battle against the Spartans was waged. The AnCaps won handily, as the Spartans were forced to retreat. The Spartan Empire would later disband due to internal strife. To better defend against intruders, farms were walled in, preparations were made for frontal defence, the mines were covered up, and the railroad that lead to The End portal was under construction. +13th May 2012: The third battle against the Spartans was waged. The AnCaps won handily, as the Spartans were forced to retreat. The Spartan Empire would later disband due to internal strife. To better defend against intruders, farms were walled in, preparations were made for frontal defence, the mines were covered up, and the railroad that lead to The End portal was under construction. 
-  14th May 2012: Project Eng-Game has been realized! Minecarts were produced and members gathered ender eyes. All members took their Diamond sets and set off down the finished railway to meet the ender dragons and claim the eggs. 4 brave men entered into The End, but in the following hours only 3 remained. The courageously fought off the three dragons, and finally, after what seemed an eternaty, claimed their prize. The three eggs now rest snug on top of golden floors, in a display made of glass.+14th May 2012: Project Eng-Game has been realized! Minecarts were produced and members gathered ender eyes. All members took their Diamond sets and set off down the finished railway to meet the ender dragons and claim the eggs. 4 brave men entered into The End, but in the following hours only 3 remained. The courageously fought off the three dragons, and finally, after what seemed an eternaty, claimed their prize. The three eggs now rest snug on top of golden floors, in a display made of glass. 
 +“Muh free market.” -AnCaps on placing of the Dragon Eggs
  
-//“Muh free market.”// -AnCaps on placing of the Dragon Eggs +RedFist a small communist city-state: rise & demise
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-=== RedFist a small communist city-state: rise & demise ===+
 The powerful and kosher faction of Bankers and TWB (The White Brotherhood) united along with many bored 3rd party faction members who were huge vaginalFACED CUNTS I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL, YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!!! defeated the 5 man Army of RedFist when Tsar Erk disbanded the faction because he was butt-devestated that Hammy was killing all the enemies and leaving none for him. The powerful and kosher faction of Bankers and TWB (The White Brotherhood) united along with many bored 3rd party faction members who were huge vaginalFACED CUNTS I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL, YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT!!! defeated the 5 man Army of RedFist when Tsar Erk disbanded the faction because he was butt-devestated that Hammy was killing all the enemies and leaving none for him.
  
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 Then the 5 year plan was in motion, the plan to build over the adjacent rivers and contruct a public mansion with Greco-Roman architecture.During this plan there were many raids done by the Bankers who nearly defeated Redfist when RedFist got two new recruits who attempted but failed to kill him. Then the 5 year plan was in motion, the plan to build over the adjacent rivers and contruct a public mansion with Greco-Roman architecture.During this plan there were many raids done by the Bankers who nearly defeated Redfist when RedFist got two new recruits who attempted but failed to kill him.
  
-  * Sir Hammy The great (Head of the guard) +Sir Hammy The great (Head of the guard) 
-  Erk The sodomite (The Tsar) +Erk The sodomite (The Tsar) 
-  TyranAcid (or something like that i forget his name, cool dude) +TyranAcid (or something like that i forget his name, cool dude) 
-  Pa66word2 (Bad-ass motherfucker fucks bitches with his 60inch pecker) +Pa66word2 (Bad-ass motherfucker fucks bitches with his 60inch pecker) 
-  And that other guy who's name I forget +And that other guy who's name I forget
 The White Brotherhood and Bankers and friends lead an army of 12 vs our 5 (or 6 I don foken know m8). The siege started when all RedFist members gathered together although Erk was missing (he was a total faggot at fighting anyway) in a huge bundle, this startegy was devised by SirHammy the leader of RedFist's army when he once thougth (Hey getting hit by two people hurts) this plan worked perfectly when the Bankers leader was found hiding in our watchtower, and after losing a bunch of men, we finally killed him, but then the rest of the forces of the bankers took our town. The White Brotherhood and Bankers and friends lead an army of 12 vs our 5 (or 6 I don foken know m8). The siege started when all RedFist members gathered together although Erk was missing (he was a total faggot at fighting anyway) in a huge bundle, this startegy was devised by SirHammy the leader of RedFist's army when he once thougth (Hey getting hit by two people hurts) this plan worked perfectly when the Bankers leader was found hiding in our watchtower, and after losing a bunch of men, we finally killed him, but then the rest of the forces of the bankers took our town.
  
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 Eventually, SirHammy was arrested for posession of child pornography. RIP. Eventually, SirHammy was arrested for posession of child pornography. RIP.
  
-==== The Third World ====+The Third World
 After waiting days for the reset Serverfag finally reset it. This server was immediately noticed as world 2 with a few 1000 meters of replaced land. NSPAP quickly grew to over 25 members in a few days. However, not all factions settled down as quickly as NSPAP, GOM and TWB were battling raiders left, right and center. The bankers faction amassed a large array of coordinates of every base. All around spawn factions began erecting freemarkets (a first for /pol/andcraft). All of the deceit and disaray from insiders within one another's faction came to a halt however, when serverfag left the server to run without his watchful eye. Englavian, the crafty jew, waited for the right time and managed to log into multiple factions accounts. Getting into AdrenalineON's account he managed to unclaim all of NSPAP's land and kick every non-mod out of the faction. After fucking over the base and effectively incapacitating the strongest faction, stacks of TNT were then supplied to many factions on “loan”. After waiting days for the reset Serverfag finally reset it. This server was immediately noticed as world 2 with a few 1000 meters of replaced land. NSPAP quickly grew to over 25 members in a few days. However, not all factions settled down as quickly as NSPAP, GOM and TWB were battling raiders left, right and center. The bankers faction amassed a large array of coordinates of every base. All around spawn factions began erecting freemarkets (a first for /pol/andcraft). All of the deceit and disaray from insiders within one another's faction came to a halt however, when serverfag left the server to run without his watchful eye. Englavian, the crafty jew, waited for the right time and managed to log into multiple factions accounts. Getting into AdrenalineON's account he managed to unclaim all of NSPAP's land and kick every non-mod out of the faction. After fucking over the base and effectively incapacitating the strongest faction, stacks of TNT were then supplied to many factions on “loan”.
  
 The Redfist attacked Bankers, and with the banker's diplomatic skills called upon TWB to aid them in crushing Redfist. With almost every faction with a nearly unlimited amount of TNT, The third world was mostly ruined, especially with the failure of the WorldEdited 2nd map. The server closed down one day and merciless completely fucking disapeared one day never to be seen for about 5 months. The server lasted from January to April 2012. The Redfist attacked Bankers, and with the banker's diplomatic skills called upon TWB to aid them in crushing Redfist. With almost every faction with a nearly unlimited amount of TNT, The third world was mostly ruined, especially with the failure of the WorldEdited 2nd map. The server closed down one day and merciless completely fucking disapeared one day never to be seen for about 5 months. The server lasted from January to April 2012.
  
-===== jarad_d_dude and AdrenalineOn's Servers ===== +jarad_d_dude and AdrenalineOn's Servers
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 After the closure of mercilesshound's server two main server's emerged, one administrated by jared_d_dude which had factions, economy plugin and timber mod, anti xray while AdrenalineOn kept it boder line vanilla with only a few mods including factions, and timbermod. These servers went through about 20 combined (3 jared's and 17 of adren's) mostly because the administrators of adren's server (AdrenalineON and Eden_wut) got hammerd on a weekly basis and went around blowing everything up. After the closure of mercilesshound's server two main server's emerged, one administrated by jared_d_dude which had factions, economy plugin and timber mod, anti xray while AdrenalineOn kept it boder line vanilla with only a few mods including factions, and timbermod. These servers went through about 20 combined (3 jared's and 17 of adren's) mostly because the administrators of adren's server (AdrenalineON and Eden_wut) got hammerd on a weekly basis and went around blowing everything up.
  
 After awhile of this and many repreations being demaned people stopped playing and AdrenalineOn stopped hosting, a few months later jarad_d_dude said had some IRL troubles with his brother going to jail or some shit on some really serious offences so that ended his server. Adren's server lasted to about August to November 2012 while jared's lasted from about August 2012 to January 2013. After awhile of this and many repreations being demaned people stopped playing and AdrenalineOn stopped hosting, a few months later jarad_d_dude said had some IRL troubles with his brother going to jail or some shit on some really serious offences so that ended his server. Adren's server lasted to about August to November 2012 while jared's lasted from about August 2012 to January 2013.
  
-==== Miloxydia's Story ====+Miloxydia's Story
 I don't remember Adren hosting any real /pol/ servers around this time, though I remember he was hosting a Tekkit Server. Feel free to add in Adrens server if he had one, but here's my testimony from Jareds server. I don't have the Greatest memory from this time, a lot of it's a blur, but I do remember bits and pieces - Miloxydia I don't remember Adren hosting any real /pol/ servers around this time, though I remember he was hosting a Tekkit Server. Feel free to add in Adrens server if he had one, but here's my testimony from Jareds server. I don't have the Greatest memory from this time, a lot of it's a blur, but I do remember bits and pieces - Miloxydia
  
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 Raids and Raids, and more hacks later, Eden_wut was finally drunk enough at the time of the raid to ban TWB completely and the problems on that map more or less end. Map has a reset. Eden_Wut forgot to put in Authme. I went onto his account, banned a few people and just did whatever. Then came by ban. Worth it. The next time I was on a server, Eden_Wut and AdrenalineON were the admins. The big threat this time around was Nigorano. I believe Eden stated that Nigorano had created over 1000 alts and was constantly DDoS'ing the server and was the leader of ThirdReich as TobiasBrievik and played as leader of his faction. That's about the limit of my coherent memories of these servers. Anyone has anything to ammend, add it in, or add in your own perspective of these maps. Raids and Raids, and more hacks later, Eden_wut was finally drunk enough at the time of the raid to ban TWB completely and the problems on that map more or less end. Map has a reset. Eden_Wut forgot to put in Authme. I went onto his account, banned a few people and just did whatever. Then came by ban. Worth it. The next time I was on a server, Eden_Wut and AdrenalineON were the admins. The big threat this time around was Nigorano. I believe Eden stated that Nigorano had created over 1000 alts and was constantly DDoS'ing the server and was the leader of ThirdReich as TobiasBrievik and played as leader of his faction. That's about the limit of my coherent memories of these servers. Anyone has anything to ammend, add it in, or add in your own perspective of these maps.
  
-===== GordonFreemanQ's Server ===== +GordonFreemanQ's Server 
- +The Beginning of the Server
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-==== The Beginning of the Server ====+
 Gordon's server arose quite simply and easily. Jared_D_Dude had long ago quit, but his server was still up and running, with Adren as sole operator. He was often indulging in the herbal jew and getting drunk, causing him to go nuts and cryme people's bases, give out coords, or use his many, MANY, MANY alts to ruin people's days. If he wasn't up to some shit, his asshole buddies were. Gordon's server arose quite simply and easily. Jared_D_Dude had long ago quit, but his server was still up and running, with Adren as sole operator. He was often indulging in the herbal jew and getting drunk, causing him to go nuts and cryme people's bases, give out coords, or use his many, MANY, MANY alts to ruin people's days. If he wasn't up to some shit, his asshole buddies were.
  
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 Now, in all this mess of new people, arose a specter that darkened /pol/andcraft for nearly a year or more. Rommel. Now, The North Pol is mostly defined by Rommel's actions and as his former faction member, I can offer a perspective on what happened. Rommel was a raider, pure and simple. He didn't give a flying fuck about politics and god damn did the WBC give him an outlet for it. He joined us after threatening to raid us and setting his home in our vault (Thanks, Gordon, for your wonderful operator skills), but in the process made us extremely rich. Now, from here on out, the WBC's history is basically the server's, since we were involved in nearly all the wars. Now, in all this mess of new people, arose a specter that darkened /pol/andcraft for nearly a year or more. Rommel. Now, The North Pol is mostly defined by Rommel's actions and as his former faction member, I can offer a perspective on what happened. Rommel was a raider, pure and simple. He didn't give a flying fuck about politics and god damn did the WBC give him an outlet for it. He joined us after threatening to raid us and setting his home in our vault (Thanks, Gordon, for your wonderful operator skills), but in the process made us extremely rich. Now, from here on out, the WBC's history is basically the server's, since we were involved in nearly all the wars.
  
-==== The First War and the Great Schism ====+=The First War and the Great Schism
 There once was a faction called Winterfell, inhabited by one of the greatest architects I have ever known: Aejax. Led by Dustymittens, Winterfell had about eight people, most of whom were inactive except for a particular Jake_The_Hobo. Now, Aejax and Dusty had/have no life and spent literally twelve hours a day building their base under the ocean. So, this piqued old Rommel's Raid-Detecting sensors, for he smelled diamonds to be made. So, we gathered intel and eventually found their base. There once was a faction called Winterfell, inhabited by one of the greatest architects I have ever known: Aejax. Led by Dustymittens, Winterfell had about eight people, most of whom were inactive except for a particular Jake_The_Hobo. Now, Aejax and Dusty had/have no life and spent literally twelve hours a day building their base under the ocean. So, this piqued old Rommel's Raid-Detecting sensors, for he smelled diamonds to be made. So, we gathered intel and eventually found their base.
  
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 With the passing of Winterfell, the WBC came into prominence fully and started raiding everyone in sight. Around this time, Adren set up his own server alongside North Pol and West Pol, splitting the community three ways. However, Dustymittens was a faggot and couldn't run a server for shit and Adren was always under the influence of some herbal or alcoholic shit and would cryme people, so most people stayed on North Pol. Eventually, Adren's server completely died out. (This isn't the last time he made a shitty server that didn't last for shit, by the way.) With the passing of Winterfell, the WBC came into prominence fully and started raiding everyone in sight. Around this time, Adren set up his own server alongside North Pol and West Pol, splitting the community three ways. However, Dustymittens was a faggot and couldn't run a server for shit and Adren was always under the influence of some herbal or alcoholic shit and would cryme people, so most people stayed on North Pol. Eventually, Adren's server completely died out. (This isn't the last time he made a shitty server that didn't last for shit, by the way.)
  
-===== The North /pol/ Server ===== +The North /pol/ Server 
- +The Second World War
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-==== The Second World War ====+
 The WBC stomped faction after faction. So many little ones fell beneath our diamond boots that I can't even begin to count. We withered CIDF's obsidian vault and after that became the masters of the wither. However, there was but one faction that we could not take down: Bounty. The WBC stomped faction after faction. So many little ones fell beneath our diamond boots that I can't even begin to count. We withered CIDF's obsidian vault and after that became the masters of the wither. However, there was but one faction that we could not take down: Bounty.
  
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 Bounty and caliphate then withered our castle, but they were tards and led it top down, so by the time it reached our chest room, it was dead. After this, the first North Pol world petered out and it dwindled until nearly nobody was left online. Thus, the server reset. Bounty and caliphate then withered our castle, but they were tards and led it top down, so by the time it reached our chest room, it was dead. After this, the first North Pol world petered out and it dwindled until nearly nobody was left online. Thus, the server reset.
  
-==== The New World ====+The New World
 In the new server map, the major factions returned, including the WBC, sans Rommel who had quit temporarily. However, we still rose to prominence, after a setback of being raided by DEAL or CIDF. Rommel returned and the shadow once again covered /pol/andcraft. In the new server map, the major factions returned, including the WBC, sans Rommel who had quit temporarily. However, we still rose to prominence, after a setback of being raided by DEAL or CIDF. Rommel returned and the shadow once again covered /pol/andcraft.
  
 This map was marked by the WBC's sub-lava nether base never being so much as found, never mind raided. During this time, we raided USM, our last allies, making them quit, SPQR, which we made temporarily disband (Chainsaw's asspain was beyond reconing), and Banderists, whose stupid obsidian boxes we raided no less than three times. But, before all that shit went down, let me tell you about the first and last time /pol/andcraft was ever defeated on its own turf. This map was marked by the WBC's sub-lava nether base never being so much as found, never mind raided. During this time, we raided USM, our last allies, making them quit, SPQR, which we made temporarily disband (Chainsaw's asspain was beyond reconing), and Banderists, whose stupid obsidian boxes we raided no less than three times. But, before all that shit went down, let me tell you about the first and last time /pol/andcraft was ever defeated on its own turf.
  
-==== The Templar War ====+The Templar War
 There once was a server called Civcraft and it was filled with lots of neckbeards and children. Naturally, one of these was a mod who fancied himself a 'hacker'. One day, some stupid goyim called this mod a 'script kiddie', making him so angry that he ddosed civcraft and took it down. GordonFreeman, smelling an opportunity to boost our ever lower amount of players, invited them to our server. All fifty of them. The Templars grew at a pace that was beyond stupid. Unmatched in Polandcraft's history. HughBros deleted their first base, but they just rebuilt elsewhere. At first, we underestimated them. But when we discovered that we were facing a fully equipped elite army of fifty players, every faction on the server collectively felt their anuses clench and we banded together in an alliance to destroy them utterly. There once was a server called Civcraft and it was filled with lots of neckbeards and children. Naturally, one of these was a mod who fancied himself a 'hacker'. One day, some stupid goyim called this mod a 'script kiddie', making him so angry that he ddosed civcraft and took it down. GordonFreeman, smelling an opportunity to boost our ever lower amount of players, invited them to our server. All fifty of them. The Templars grew at a pace that was beyond stupid. Unmatched in Polandcraft's history. HughBros deleted their first base, but they just rebuilt elsewhere. At first, we underestimated them. But when we discovered that we were facing a fully equipped elite army of fifty players, every faction on the server collectively felt their anuses clench and we banded together in an alliance to destroy them utterly.
  
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 So, we pulled our last card: crymes. Oh yes, crymes, ladies and gentlemen. GordonFreeman, seeing the damage that had been rought, called in the last people that we had available: Dave_Strider69 and AdrenalineON. He supplied them with fully enchanted diamond armor, potions, and kept healing them while they mowed down about fifty other players that by all means SHOULD have won against them. But, it was too late for the Templars and Civcraft went back up the day that they fell on our server. Thus ended the greatest war that ever happened in my time on this server. (The Saxony raid by Rommel in Hudsoncraft may come close). The server map began to wind down again. Hugh took another 'left turn' in which he wrote a drama-filled book explaining that he was turning into a fat wizard and wanted to lift some weights and get laid. Without our mod, the server slowly began to collapse. Soon enough, GordonfreemanQ dissappeared completely without a trace and the server went down. As far as we know, he went into the witness protection program and the Gordon we see again on our server is a government agent, because he still hasn't readded us on skype. Thus ended the fourth /pol/andcraft. After this, the WBC had no energy left. Volkom, our leader, quit and after that, the WBC was finished. With our passing went some of the best times that the server has had. The life cycle must begin anew, and begin it did. So, we pulled our last card: crymes. Oh yes, crymes, ladies and gentlemen. GordonFreeman, seeing the damage that had been rought, called in the last people that we had available: Dave_Strider69 and AdrenalineON. He supplied them with fully enchanted diamond armor, potions, and kept healing them while they mowed down about fifty other players that by all means SHOULD have won against them. But, it was too late for the Templars and Civcraft went back up the day that they fell on our server. Thus ended the greatest war that ever happened in my time on this server. (The Saxony raid by Rommel in Hudsoncraft may come close). The server map began to wind down again. Hugh took another 'left turn' in which he wrote a drama-filled book explaining that he was turning into a fat wizard and wanted to lift some weights and get laid. Without our mod, the server slowly began to collapse. Soon enough, GordonfreemanQ dissappeared completely without a trace and the server went down. As far as we know, he went into the witness protection program and the Gordon we see again on our server is a government agent, because he still hasn't readded us on skype. Thus ended the fourth /pol/andcraft. After this, the WBC had no energy left. Volkom, our leader, quit and after that, the WBC was finished. With our passing went some of the best times that the server has had. The life cycle must begin anew, and begin it did.
  
-===== Hudson's Server =====+Hudson's Server 
 +14 July 2013 
 +Hudson made a new /pol/andcraft server due to Adrencraft being cryme-ridden and dead. The server lasted until he shut it down on Feburary 3, 2014. for about 2 and a half years.
  
----- +The World War (Feburary 28th 2014)
- +
-On 14 July 2013, Hudson made a new /pol/andcraft server due to Adrencraft being cryme-ridden and dead. The server lasted until he shut it down on Feburary 3, 2014. for about 2 and a half years. +
- +
-==== The World War ====+
 By Feb. 28, 2014, WBC's leader bgbba had formed a secret organization against NSDAP. Later that day, bgbba and daegger prosecuted blood for various crimes. This led to a lengthy arguement that led to to Templars and WBC becoming neutral with NSDAP. NSDAP then declared war on the two. The fighting started in Axios, and after Bavaria was convinced by bgbba to vote on declaring war on NSDAP, soon NSDAP sieged against Munich, Bavaria's main city. The Bavarians lasted considerably long until they were slowly killed off by NSDAP forces infiltrating the base. Because of the high amounts of land they had, NSDAP soon could claim seven total chunks in Munich, including the main armory. Bavaria's Munich was devastated and ransacked, but even still Bavaria soon made peace with NSDAP. Bavaria has vowed to be more focused on itself and not let interfactional politics get in the way, and has cut off ties with the WBC for dragging them into the war. -Eaiix's Story By Feb. 28, 2014, WBC's leader bgbba had formed a secret organization against NSDAP. Later that day, bgbba and daegger prosecuted blood for various crimes. This led to a lengthy arguement that led to to Templars and WBC becoming neutral with NSDAP. NSDAP then declared war on the two. The fighting started in Axios, and after Bavaria was convinced by bgbba to vote on declaring war on NSDAP, soon NSDAP sieged against Munich, Bavaria's main city. The Bavarians lasted considerably long until they were slowly killed off by NSDAP forces infiltrating the base. Because of the high amounts of land they had, NSDAP soon could claim seven total chunks in Munich, including the main armory. Bavaria's Munich was devastated and ransacked, but even still Bavaria soon made peace with NSDAP. Bavaria has vowed to be more focused on itself and not let interfactional politics get in the way, and has cut off ties with the WBC for dragging them into the war. -Eaiix's Story
  
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 Around this time, the City of Jerusalem had risen from the desert at the hands of Owenstine, leader of the faction Jerusalem. Jerusalem soon absorbed the independent ulvhammer, the outcast waffle20 from Templars (And Saxony and WBC before that, lel), and Linkedyn, the last member of SPQR to resist assimilation to Around this time, the City of Jerusalem had risen from the desert at the hands of Owenstine, leader of the faction Jerusalem. Jerusalem soon absorbed the independent ulvhammer, the outcast waffle20 from Templars (And Saxony and WBC before that, lel), and Linkedyn, the last member of SPQR to resist assimilation to
  
-==== Jerusalem at its peak ====+ 
 + 
 +Jerusalem at its peak
 other factions. They soon moved, but after Rhodesia and WBC had built embassies. Rhodesia went full retard and left the server, leaving the WBC alone in the city. I saw what it could be and began to rebuild it, creating the great walls and now surround it. other factions. They soon moved, but after Rhodesia and WBC had built embassies. Rhodesia went full retard and left the server, leaving the WBC alone in the city. I saw what it could be and began to rebuild it, creating the great walls and now surround it.
  
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 Within a day, Templars came on to discover that their tower outside spawn had been blown up from the inside by creepers. The issue was, there was no way that someone could have lured or dragged a creeper into the tower. When it became apparent that blood had said he would blow up Templar's tower and that NSDAP probably had creeper eggs, Templars had finally had enough. Deagger investigated the incident and found blood to be a story-shifting faggot. (Even though it was Adren who used the creeper eggs to blow it up). In a show of force, Templars, WBC, and NBP (Nomadic Benefactors of the People) all neutralled NSDAP as a show of force, while Meikleland declined in fear of the Nazi's wrath or just sheer neutrality. I don't know which. Now, I am not sure what happened next. But, I believe Adren when he said that Eaiix pulled the first punch by enemying NSDAP “accidentally”. But, when Philly protested and said that they were neutralling simply becuase Templars wasn't sure of blood's guilt, but didn't think him truly guilty, Adren refused to listen. NSDAP enemied Templars and in response, the WBC enemied NSDAP, following suit. Thus began the great battle of the Insurrection. -Bgbba Within a day, Templars came on to discover that their tower outside spawn had been blown up from the inside by creepers. The issue was, there was no way that someone could have lured or dragged a creeper into the tower. When it became apparent that blood had said he would blow up Templar's tower and that NSDAP probably had creeper eggs, Templars had finally had enough. Deagger investigated the incident and found blood to be a story-shifting faggot. (Even though it was Adren who used the creeper eggs to blow it up). In a show of force, Templars, WBC, and NBP (Nomadic Benefactors of the People) all neutralled NSDAP as a show of force, while Meikleland declined in fear of the Nazi's wrath or just sheer neutrality. I don't know which. Now, I am not sure what happened next. But, I believe Adren when he said that Eaiix pulled the first punch by enemying NSDAP “accidentally”. But, when Philly protested and said that they were neutralling simply becuase Templars wasn't sure of blood's guilt, but didn't think him truly guilty, Adren refused to listen. NSDAP enemied Templars and in response, the WBC enemied NSDAP, following suit. Thus began the great battle of the Insurrection. -Bgbba
  
-==== The NSDAP Insurrection and The Civcraft Invasion ====+The NSDAP Insurrection and The Civcraft Invasion
 For multiple weeks at the start of a new world, the dominant faction of polandcraft was the formidable Nazi alliance, NSDAP. Led by known hackers, raiders, and unemathetic pirates, the rest of the server was quiet in terms of complain of their massive forces and unrelenting harrassment. When the server was started, Unreal, the current admin at the time, gave multiple people Moderator status on the server, which also included Creative. Within minutes, NSDAP's base had transformed from a small settlement to a 32x32x40 Obsidian box near bedrock level, filled with chests containing Diamonds, Gold, Iron, Enchanted Apples, Armor, Weapons, Tnt, Gunpowder, and most importantly, Ghast and creeper eggs. Eventually their chests were wiped. For multiple weeks at the start of a new world, the dominant faction of polandcraft was the formidable Nazi alliance, NSDAP. Led by known hackers, raiders, and unemathetic pirates, the rest of the server was quiet in terms of complain of their massive forces and unrelenting harrassment. When the server was started, Unreal, the current admin at the time, gave multiple people Moderator status on the server, which also included Creative. Within minutes, NSDAP's base had transformed from a small settlement to a 32x32x40 Obsidian box near bedrock level, filled with chests containing Diamonds, Gold, Iron, Enchanted Apples, Armor, Weapons, Tnt, Gunpowder, and most importantly, Ghast and creeper eggs. Eventually their chests were wiped.
  
 NSDAP displayed their godly power when in a swift move, griefed the whole of spawn and an upcoming trade city, Jerusalem, with ghasts spawned through eggs. This was an unsettling event, and even though multiple 2day bans were enforced by Hud-san, people were terrified of NSDAP's apparent unending power. As the server dragged on, people became better equipped to handle NSDAP's frequent harrassment. They made constant attempts to use the now well known and independantly owned trade city, NSDAP displayed their godly power when in a swift move, griefed the whole of spawn and an upcoming trade city, Jerusalem, with ghasts spawned through eggs. This was an unsettling event, and even though multiple 2day bans were enforced by Hud-san, people were terrified of NSDAP's apparent unending power. As the server dragged on, people became better equipped to handle NSDAP's frequent harrassment. They made constant attempts to use the now well known and independantly owned trade city,
  
-==== Hudson's first server spawn area ====+ 
 + 
 +Hudson's first server spawn area
 Jerusalem, as target practice for their expanding armada of TNT cannons. Having spent numerous weeks (around 30 hours) building this intricate model of a once outstanding city, the WBC and it's leader, Bgbba, were furious at the multiple infractions on common server courtesy. Bgbba started speaking out publicly against Adrenaline0N, JumboG, blood8815, and other well known pirates. This brought major attention to WBC and their possible conflict with the giant faction, soon to come. Jerusalem, as target practice for their expanding armada of TNT cannons. Having spent numerous weeks (around 30 hours) building this intricate model of a once outstanding city, the WBC and it's leader, Bgbba, were furious at the multiple infractions on common server courtesy. Bgbba started speaking out publicly against Adrenaline0N, JumboG, blood8815, and other well known pirates. This brought major attention to WBC and their possible conflict with the giant faction, soon to come.
  
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 Meikleland were the first responders to the new threat, followed by bgbba who had gone to Munich only to find it already taken by NSDAP, however, the Templrs slaughtered them all. In a last ditch attempt, bgbba neutralled NSDAP in the face of the new threat and called on the only person to have defeated Civcraft before: Adren. Meikleland were the first responders to the new threat, followed by bgbba who had gone to Munich only to find it already taken by NSDAP, however, the Templrs slaughtered them all. In a last ditch attempt, bgbba neutralled NSDAP in the face of the new threat and called on the only person to have defeated Civcraft before: Adren.
  
-==== The NSDAP's legendary battle with the Templrs (Templr perspective) ====+The NSDAP's legendary battle with the Templrs (Templr perspective)
 The Templrs began a crusade of pillaging and murdering. In order to counter the threat, the existing factions were forced into an uneasy truce, united under a common purpose: To defend the lands from the foreign invaders. The battles were bloody, lasting for days (hours). Attempts of diplomacy were met with ridicule, and GordonFreeman's only comment on his motives were the chilling words, “I want to conquer the world.” Soon, it proved only the NSDAP with their mighty armor and weaponry were powerful enough to combat the Templrs, and all-out warfare between the two factions ensued: a grisly battle of diamond-clad warriors on the threshold of Jerusalem. The Templrs began a crusade of pillaging and murdering. In order to counter the threat, the existing factions were forced into an uneasy truce, united under a common purpose: To defend the lands from the foreign invaders. The battles were bloody, lasting for days (hours). Attempts of diplomacy were met with ridicule, and GordonFreeman's only comment on his motives were the chilling words, “I want to conquer the world.” Soon, it proved only the NSDAP with their mighty armor and weaponry were powerful enough to combat the Templrs, and all-out warfare between the two factions ensued: a grisly battle of diamond-clad warriors on the threshold of Jerusalem.
  
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 Then, the second bombshell hit: Templrs had somehow gotten crymed items from Unreal-san, including chests worth of diamonds, TNT, and creeper eggs. Hud-san, fearing a backlash, had to delete their entire base from the map and check out the other factions. Lo and behold, NSDAP also had crymed items, which were taken from their chests. True to form, the next day Adren came on and asked for a reset because crymed items had 'tainted the map'. The other factions were having none of this and a reset is NOT on the table. However, NSDAP neutralled the WBC and the great war finally came to a close, allowing bgbba to rebuild his fallen city of Jerusalem for the seventh time this week. Then, the second bombshell hit: Templrs had somehow gotten crymed items from Unreal-san, including chests worth of diamonds, TNT, and creeper eggs. Hud-san, fearing a backlash, had to delete their entire base from the map and check out the other factions. Lo and behold, NSDAP also had crymed items, which were taken from their chests. True to form, the next day Adren came on and asked for a reset because crymed items had 'tainted the map'. The other factions were having none of this and a reset is NOT on the table. However, NSDAP neutralled the WBC and the great war finally came to a close, allowing bgbba to rebuild his fallen city of Jerusalem for the seventh time this week.
  
-==== The Great Happening of 3/21/2014 ====+The Great Happening of 3/21/2014
 A few days before this happening, an old warrior of times past made his return to polandcraft. Englavian, ancient CEO of the Bankers faction reformed it and quickly established a bank within the market district of jerusalem. The market district at the time was neglected and hardly traveled, but Englavian was determined to bring traffic to his bank. The chunk next to him, comprising the other half of that side of the market district contained a broken down zoo, from which withers were once kept before Nignog released them and banned for crymes. It was owned by the NSDAP, who did nothing with it since then. A few days before this happening, an old warrior of times past made his return to polandcraft. Englavian, ancient CEO of the Bankers faction reformed it and quickly established a bank within the market district of jerusalem. The market district at the time was neglected and hardly traveled, but Englavian was determined to bring traffic to his bank. The chunk next to him, comprising the other half of that side of the market district contained a broken down zoo, from which withers were once kept before Nignog released them and banned for crymes. It was owned by the NSDAP, who did nothing with it since then.
  
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 With this, NSDAP's power and presence in the land was throttled. However, Adren admitted to this being “a small setback” because he had stashes elsewhere, including “Creeper eggs that you (Goonsquad) will NEVER find”. This caused Adren to further push himself under the eyes of the moderator, and is not likely going to be able to keep more of his crymed items. With this, NSDAP's power and presence in the land was throttled. However, Adren admitted to this being “a small setback” because he had stashes elsewhere, including “Creeper eggs that you (Goonsquad) will NEVER find”. This caused Adren to further push himself under the eyes of the moderator, and is not likely going to be able to keep more of his crymed items.
  
-==== Adrenaline- The Rage of an Aboriginal 2.0 ====+Adrenaline- The Rage of an Aboriginal 2.0
 However, things were not done at all. Adren soon began pointing fingers and claiming that Goonsquad had teleported Englavian in his vault and given him crymed creeper eggs, which was an obvious lie, since Goonsquad had the logs to prove that he was not online at the time and thus uncapable of doing such a heinous act. JumboG and Adren threatened to use crymed items to blow up the entire server, even though they had none. However, things were not done at all. Adren soon began pointing fingers and claiming that Goonsquad had teleported Englavian in his vault and given him crymed creeper eggs, which was an obvious lie, since Goonsquad had the logs to prove that he was not online at the time and thus uncapable of doing such a heinous act. JumboG and Adren threatened to use crymed items to blow up the entire server, even though they had none.
  
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 After the banning, several players decided to explore the TRUE depths of NSDAP's mines. GiovanniVerdura led the team, accompanied by several others including whlightnin, and watched over by GoonSquad. A large TNT cannon was set up outside NSDAP's embassy, breaking a hole into WBC's basement and NSDAP's mines simultaneously. Several members of the team attempted to lure creepers through the mines, but GoonSquad told them “learn to creeper lure” and was heard to remark that he should make a raiding school. After many attempts, NSDAP's horse stables were broken into. The well of death was rendered safe by water, but one raider was heard to remark “fuckign (sic) kebab water.” Eventually, after a Ghast was spawned inside the stables, the raid was pronounced over, and all participants were named Sers with the exception of whlightnin, who preferred the moniker Tercero. After the banning, several players decided to explore the TRUE depths of NSDAP's mines. GiovanniVerdura led the team, accompanied by several others including whlightnin, and watched over by GoonSquad. A large TNT cannon was set up outside NSDAP's embassy, breaking a hole into WBC's basement and NSDAP's mines simultaneously. Several members of the team attempted to lure creepers through the mines, but GoonSquad told them “learn to creeper lure” and was heard to remark that he should make a raiding school. After many attempts, NSDAP's horse stables were broken into. The well of death was rendered safe by water, but one raider was heard to remark “fuckign (sic) kebab water.” Eventually, after a Ghast was spawned inside the stables, the raid was pronounced over, and all participants were named Sers with the exception of whlightnin, who preferred the moniker Tercero.
  
-==== Post-happening 2014-03-23 ====+Post-happening 2014-03-23
 Englavian, nearly halfway done with flattening the mountain. After all of this, the server entered a period of unprecedented peace. NSDAP was no longer harassing smaller factions and threatening the playerbase, the situation had brought together all of the remaining relevant factions, and upstart bandit grounds like Barbarians, Chaos, and Antigoyim were quiet or became disbanded. Englavian, now fully realizing the value of property in jerusalem, began to further corner the real estate market. He began an enourmous feat; flattening the entire mountain of western jerusalem. Claiming all of it, he hopes to sell it all off once flattened and decorated as property within the “Riverside District”. Englavian, nearly halfway done with flattening the mountain. After all of this, the server entered a period of unprecedented peace. NSDAP was no longer harassing smaller factions and threatening the playerbase, the situation had brought together all of the remaining relevant factions, and upstart bandit grounds like Barbarians, Chaos, and Antigoyim were quiet or became disbanded. Englavian, now fully realizing the value of property in jerusalem, began to further corner the real estate market. He began an enourmous feat; flattening the entire mountain of western jerusalem. Claiming all of it, he hopes to sell it all off once flattened and decorated as property within the “Riverside District”.
  
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 Currently, all of the major factions are allies and cooperating on a large scale. They passionately manage Jerusalem together in economic and military unity. The factions around this time were WBC, Bankers, Meikleland, Rome, Macedonia, Rossiya, NBP, WaffenSS, and Bavaria. Currently, all of the major factions are allies and cooperating on a large scale. They passionately manage Jerusalem together in economic and military unity. The factions around this time were WBC, Bankers, Meikleland, Rome, Macedonia, Rossiya, NBP, WaffenSS, and Bavaria.
  
-=== Peace fades, Alliances strain, and old warriors pass. ===+Peace fades, Alliances strain, and old warriors pass.
 Soon after, the Nine Nation Alliance became the Eight Nation Alliance. Bavaria disbanded, with their leader joining WBC in an expected merge (Bavaria's members were becoming inactive), and the rest likely to follow. Their embassy and other jerusalem properties were annexed by the WBC and Bavaria officially became a part of WBC as far as formalities were concerned. Their old base, after most was cleared of valuables, became subject to scavenders and unaligned players looking for hidden treasures and raw materials. Soon after, the Nine Nation Alliance became the Eight Nation Alliance. Bavaria disbanded, with their leader joining WBC in an expected merge (Bavaria's members were becoming inactive), and the rest likely to follow. Their embassy and other jerusalem properties were annexed by the WBC and Bavaria officially became a part of WBC as far as formalities were concerned. Their old base, after most was cleared of valuables, became subject to scavenders and unaligned players looking for hidden treasures and raw materials.
  
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 On the bright side, Riverside was finished, and ready for lots to be sold. The next day, a moderator in RedChaos unclaimed all land and kicked all nonmoderators, to halt Inkblot's nefarious schemes. Later on, the Seven Nation Alliance once more became the Eight Nation Alliance as whlightnin's Terceros claimed part of Riverside for an embassy. On the bright side, Riverside was finished, and ready for lots to be sold. The next day, a moderator in RedChaos unclaimed all land and kicked all nonmoderators, to halt Inkblot's nefarious schemes. Later on, the Seven Nation Alliance once more became the Eight Nation Alliance as whlightnin's Terceros claimed part of Riverside for an embassy.
  
-==== Immigrants arrive, and Battlegod thrives ====+Immigrants arrive, and Battlegod thrives
 The server population began to increase, with over 25 players at once becoming commonplace. Smaller factions began to form, and while they did not take part in Jerusalem (At this point, all of riverside had been sold off already and was being developed), they spread out across the map setting up bases. The server population began to increase, with over 25 players at once becoming commonplace. Smaller factions began to form, and while they did not take part in Jerusalem (At this point, all of riverside had been sold off already and was being developed), they spread out across the map setting up bases.
  
-=== Battlegod's camp is attacked by Allies. ===+Battlegod's camp is attacked by Allies.
 Battlegod2 (Chaos' leader, before Chaos was turned into DPRK) was beginning to grow bolder. He claimed around ten chunks on the crossroads in front of jerusalem, and began harassing nearby players. Some battles were favorable to the allies (See Operation Uranus Blaster), but most involved the death of Battlegod's enemies. His bunker is surrounded by pitfalls and other deathtraps that claim dozens of lives daily, and thanks to looting and hopper systems, battlegod has amassed an arsenal of weapons and armor. Multiple battles take place every day, with anywhere from three to eight fully armored allies attacking his bunker. So far, he has not been rooted from his strategic location and continues to fire on passerbys. Battlegod2 (Chaos' leader, before Chaos was turned into DPRK) was beginning to grow bolder. He claimed around ten chunks on the crossroads in front of jerusalem, and began harassing nearby players. Some battles were favorable to the allies (See Operation Uranus Blaster), but most involved the death of Battlegod's enemies. His bunker is surrounded by pitfalls and other deathtraps that claim dozens of lives daily, and thanks to looting and hopper systems, battlegod has amassed an arsenal of weapons and armor. Multiple battles take place every day, with anywhere from three to eight fully armored allies attacking his bunker. So far, he has not been rooted from his strategic location and continues to fire on passerbys.
  
-==== Embassy Tensions and a Player in Disgrace ====+Embassy Tensions and a Player in Disgrace
 On 3/30/2014, onelastorphan, who hated the design of Tercero's embassy, bought 7 pieces of TNT from JohraMormont. Orphan was quite clear about his intentions: he wanted to blow up Terceros' embassy and reclaim the chunk for WBC. Whlightnin, who was inside the embassy, begged and threatened the pair not to blow it up, but they remained steadfast. Whlightnin then asked Dubai for assistance. Ivecoveredwars, aka Comstock, paid battlegod an unknown sum to attack onelastorphan and prevent the pair from attacking the embassy. On 3/30/2014, onelastorphan, who hated the design of Tercero's embassy, bought 7 pieces of TNT from JohraMormont. Orphan was quite clear about his intentions: he wanted to blow up Terceros' embassy and reclaim the chunk for WBC. Whlightnin, who was inside the embassy, begged and threatened the pair not to blow it up, but they remained steadfast. Whlightnin then asked Dubai for assistance. Ivecoveredwars, aka Comstock, paid battlegod an unknown sum to attack onelastorphan and prevent the pair from attacking the embassy.
  
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 Around this time, Dubai gained an embassy in Jerusalem, bringing the number of nations within Jerusalem back up to nine. A betrayal by OneLastOrphan nearly set the start of a new World War, as he claimed Englavian was his partner in crime, but the danger ended when englavian logged in to cannons pointed at his base, and was able to explain himself and prove himself innocent, resuming the alliance. Multiple factions, tired of Whlightnin's relentless shitposting and douchebaggery, enemied Whlightnin or removed their alliance with him. (Whlightnin note-From my point of view, bgbba framed me as the one who had ordered cannon attacks on Englavian's base, and tricked others into blaming me.) Around this time, Dubai gained an embassy in Jerusalem, bringing the number of nations within Jerusalem back up to nine. A betrayal by OneLastOrphan nearly set the start of a new World War, as he claimed Englavian was his partner in crime, but the danger ended when englavian logged in to cannons pointed at his base, and was able to explain himself and prove himself innocent, resuming the alliance. Multiple factions, tired of Whlightnin's relentless shitposting and douchebaggery, enemied Whlightnin or removed their alliance with him. (Whlightnin note-From my point of view, bgbba framed me as the one who had ordered cannon attacks on Englavian's base, and tricked others into blaming me.)
  
-==== The Great Happening of 4/15/14 ====+The Great Happening of 4/15/14
 After battlegod2 killed the Meikleland's leader, drjellyjoe, waffle20 nuked the server with 10 withers at the same time, causing the server to crash. After the server came back up, waffle20 attempted to crash it again by making a sand lag machine. After hudson found out about it, he teleported to waffle and destroyed the machine. After battlegod2 killed the Meikleland's leader, drjellyjoe, waffle20 nuked the server with 10 withers at the same time, causing the server to crash. After the server came back up, waffle20 attempted to crash it again by making a sand lag machine. After hudson found out about it, he teleported to waffle and destroyed the machine.
  
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 Later that day, Goonsquad became very angry at whlightnin's complaints about his power abuse and muted whlightnin. It is unknown if he will silence more of those who disagree with his views later. Goonsquad then became so angry he trapped whlightnin inside Enclave's territory and blew him up, while abusing moderator status and giving himself infinite TNT and flight. Later that day, Goonsquad became very angry at whlightnin's complaints about his power abuse and muted whlightnin. It is unknown if he will silence more of those who disagree with his views later. Goonsquad then became so angry he trapped whlightnin inside Enclave's territory and blew him up, while abusing moderator status and giving himself infinite TNT and flight.
  
-==== The reset of 22/04/2014 ====+The reset of 22/04/2014
 The reset occured after hudson called a vote on whether or not to reset the server(which ended up with a majority “yes” vote due to the events on the 15/4/2014). He then installed the Solar apocalypse plugin which burnt the previous map to ashes. The reset occured after hudson called a vote on whether or not to reset the server(which ended up with a majority “yes” vote due to the events on the 15/4/2014). He then installed the Solar apocalypse plugin which burnt the previous map to ashes.
  
-=== Nuclear age ===+Nuclear age
 On June 4, 2014, NSDAP displayed their nuclear weapons capabilities at the public tree farm. The detonation produced a crater with a 20 block diameter, which was preserved as a reminder of their power. NSDAP then launched an attack on Jericho tower, burning its interior out. Many speculate that Hudson secretly installed a nuke mod, but this is unconfirmed. On June 4, 2014, NSDAP displayed their nuclear weapons capabilities at the public tree farm. The detonation produced a crater with a 20 block diameter, which was preserved as a reminder of their power. NSDAP then launched an attack on Jericho tower, burning its interior out. Many speculate that Hudson secretly installed a nuke mod, but this is unconfirmed.
  
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 The server declined quickly after this, leaving Hudson as the longest serving /pol/andcraft admin of all time, though some hijinks involving Dustycraft occurred during the summer period. The “hijinks” involved whlightnin leading a coalition against NSDAP and the invention of an automatic cobblemonster, but that's a story for another wiki. The server declined quickly after this, leaving Hudson as the longest serving /pol/andcraft admin of all time, though some hijinks involving Dustycraft occurred during the summer period. The “hijinks” involved whlightnin leading a coalition against NSDAP and the invention of an automatic cobblemonster, but that's a story for another wiki.
  
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 Hudson's server died quickly and he pulled the plug. NSDAP was now on the move, a predatory force of ruination, which migrated over to Dusty's server to destroy SPQR. SPQR had largely abstained for the spring shenanigans of Hudson's, returning to play on Dustycraft, but were promptly ruined there too, proving that SPQR really has declined since the old days in 2013 with Jhonson, though he did make a surprise appearance on /pol/andcraft during the twilight days of SPQR on Hudson's in the winter of 2014. >spqr was ruined on dustycrafts. lel, nice try Adren. Hudson's server died quickly and he pulled the plug. NSDAP was now on the move, a predatory force of ruination, which migrated over to Dusty's server to destroy SPQR. SPQR had largely abstained for the spring shenanigans of Hudson's, returning to play on Dustycraft, but were promptly ruined there too, proving that SPQR really has declined since the old days in 2013 with Jhonson, though he did make a surprise appearance on /pol/andcraft during the twilight days of SPQR on Hudson's in the winter of 2014. >spqr was ruined on dustycrafts. lel, nice try Adren.
  
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 Dusty's server remained up for a few months, but if one thing is sure, it is that /pol/andcraft never truly dies, it only takes breaks and this was no different. Dusty's server remained up for a few months, but if one thing is sure, it is that /pol/andcraft never truly dies, it only takes breaks and this was no different.
  
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 Unreal decided to put his server back up and Dusty's server died within about twelve hours of /pol/andcraft being back. Dusty banned a shitton of people and sperged out (see: the dustymittens saga) for the umpteenth time. The server started up with two bits of news. The first was the final end of AdrenalineON, who dissappeared without a trace or an alt. This final end was supposedly prompted by drugs and prison for the server's favorite aboriginal. Many claimed that he assaulted his father while high on meth, but nothing is known for sure. Rest in peace, you glorious autist you are with your people now. In place of unreal as admin, Miloxydian was dredged up and placed as the only OP on the map, with Unreal only paying for the server. Unreal decided to put his server back up and Dusty's server died within about twelve hours of /pol/andcraft being back. Dusty banned a shitton of people and sperged out (see: the dustymittens saga) for the umpteenth time. The server started up with two bits of news. The first was the final end of AdrenalineON, who dissappeared without a trace or an alt. This final end was supposedly prompted by drugs and prison for the server's favorite aboriginal. Many claimed that he assaulted his father while high on meth, but nothing is known for sure. Rest in peace, you glorious autist you are with your people now. In place of unreal as admin, Miloxydian was dredged up and placed as the only OP on the map, with Unreal only paying for the server.
  
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 During this time, Rotor resurfaced from the depths of the hell hole si sugi pula Most of the large factions were never raided during that map except Owenstine's Carthage, which caused him to quit and vow to never play on a NSDAP/BHOS server ever again due to his paranoia and conspiracy about 'crymed TNT'. bgbba led a coalition out of the former NSDAP (now called CuraCognosco), SPQR, Carthage, and a reformed NBP with a returned LegoAlchemist. They built a city together, slowly sucking up the members from the rapidly dying LoEG which had also returned. Unfortunately, Meikleland and Macedon were no more, with drjellyjoe and Bendraconis opting out of the server due to 'it's autism', but the server prospered for a time. However, the overly large map, combined with incessant lag and map corruptions and the ever present shadow of stagnation led to a map reset. During this time, Rotor resurfaced from the depths of the hell hole si sugi pula Most of the large factions were never raided during that map except Owenstine's Carthage, which caused him to quit and vow to never play on a NSDAP/BHOS server ever again due to his paranoia and conspiracy about 'crymed TNT'. bgbba led a coalition out of the former NSDAP (now called CuraCognosco), SPQR, Carthage, and a reformed NBP with a returned LegoAlchemist. They built a city together, slowly sucking up the members from the rapidly dying LoEG which had also returned. Unfortunately, Meikleland and Macedon were no more, with drjellyjoe and Bendraconis opting out of the server due to 'it's autism', but the server prospered for a time. However, the overly large map, combined with incessant lag and map corruptions and the ever present shadow of stagnation led to a map reset.
  
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 After Unreal's server died due to bgbba's autism and drama, Hudsoncraft returned with Milo funding it. After about a week of nothing important happening, it became known that Milo was playing on the server under an alt named 'Tyranus'. Lots of nothing happened on this server, but late in the server it was discovered that Hudson Hughburgers left part of a battle arena (with many many diamond blocks) unclaimed (oops), FOG got ahold of them and blamed Milo. Milo quit, and seeing the need for a map reset proceeded to put everyone on Creative and blowing every base of importance. During this time ITehCheese disbanded Tyre in a fit of unbelievable Manchurian madness, and Specever vowed to kill himself. After Unreal's server died due to bgbba's autism and drama, Hudsoncraft returned with Milo funding it. After about a week of nothing important happening, it became known that Milo was playing on the server under an alt named 'Tyranus'. Lots of nothing happened on this server, but late in the server it was discovered that Hudson Hughburgers left part of a battle arena (with many many diamond blocks) unclaimed (oops), FOG got ahold of them and blamed Milo. Milo quit, and seeing the need for a map reset proceeded to put everyone on Creative and blowing every base of importance. During this time ITehCheese disbanded Tyre in a fit of unbelievable Manchurian madness, and Specever vowed to kill himself.
  
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 Eventually Milo bailed as an administrator after a month leaving the map destroyed, so Bladedown and Hudson took place as the administrators. The typical autism continues to this day, (June 14, 2015). This period remains mostly undocumented, someone please add more. Eventually Milo bailed as an administrator after a month leaving the map destroyed, so Bladedown and Hudson took place as the administrators. The typical autism continues to this day, (June 14, 2015). This period remains mostly undocumented, someone please add more.
  
-===== Hudson/Milo's Server ===== +Hudson/Milo's Server 
- +Came into existence sometime in August after Hudson proposed to Milo that they should both host a server together once again, instead of Milo creating another server and splitting off from Hudson'current oneEnjoyed a large amount of popularity due to Milo'efforts in advertisementreaching almost 40 players on peak hours in September/OctoberEventually the server quieted down to the point where it is todaywith around 10 active at peak hoursdue to administrators being busy normies (you fags can advertise too). Online as of December 22015
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-This rendition of /pol/andcraft came into existence sometime in early August of 2015, when Hudson9700 proposed to Milo that a server should be hosted together once again, rather than splintering into two separate servers. This rendition enjoyed great popularity, largely thanks to Milo's efforts in advertisement. At it's peak, /pol/andcraft would average ~40 players at it's peak in September and October of 2015. The server would quiet down to about ~15 players in late December of 2015. It is unclear when the server ceased to exist, but it's player count had fallen to the single digits in late February of 2016, and to zero in late March of that year.  +
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-Today, few records survive of this era. The most valuable sources on this period, the former /polandcraft/ 8chan board and the Fandom Wikia, have been lost to time. A few archived copies of the 8chan /polandcraft/ board still exist, and can be retrieved on request at //enverphoxha@gmail.com// (in the interests of protecting the anonymity of the editor.) +
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-**The following are the recollections of the editor, amalgamated from what few records remain and their own first hand accounts:** +
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-There were several major factions in this rendition, all of whom largely fought around the central city of **Corinth**. Corinth was much like the city of Berlin (or the earlier Jerusalem). It served as a central neutral zone where factions could claim plots, build, and interact with other players. The editor is unsure if this type of settlement still exists in current renditions, but much of /pol/andcraft politics unraveled here. The city was settled in a mountainous coastal region and was particularly notable as it was entirely a product of independent player initiative. The official server supported city of Berlin was largely neglected, and the administration acknowledged the city'relevance by granting it a warp point and various forms of grief protectionUnfortunately there are no photos of this city from before it's destruction. +
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-Much of the city was built with cobble, which would become a problem later on as the admins found it difficult to remove cobble monsters without destroying much of the city itself. Maintenance and repair of the city was largely performed by the minor faction of Latvia. Latvia had also constructed several small homes and shops, but they were among the first to be destroyed during Corinth's demise. +
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-As mentioned previously, there were several major factions in this rendition. These were the SPQR, Venice, Cascadia, and the USBF. +
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-The faction of **Latvia** was led by //Sp00n_exe//. The faction's primary activity was building in Corinth and Berlin, however unlike Venice it never aimed to police the city. The faction would often be attacked by the SPQR and AZ9, who would attack the faction to sow chaos. It's leader also created several memes, which are dotted throughout this entry. +
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-Little record remains of the **USBF**. It appears that they had been the founders of Corinth, building a large brickwork portion of the city and a massive cobblestone and glass tower (seemingly dubbed "Kraft Tower"). Despite the magnitude of their builds and their role in Corinth's foundation, their influenced seemed to wane as the SPQR, Venice, and Cascadia came to dominate the scene. +
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-{{ :usbf.jpg?200 |}} +
-''//An archived thumbnail of a meme posted on 12/22/15 on the /polandcraft/ board. The meme depicts the USBF as a petty force, dwarfed by the influence of the gang of three. The meme suggests that the USBF had lost much of it'clout by late December.//'' +
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-The **SPQR** was undoubtedly the largest faction on the server. Led by //Sgt_Chainsaw//, their presence in Corinth was marked by an infamous watermelon castle. They also were known to have a distant base - an obsidian water cube - but it was never penetrated. This faction was a constant trouble maker as usual and was behind the destruction of Corinth when they enveloped the entire city in a cobble monster. It is unclear whether it was a singular attack, or several cobble monsters but it would be a contributing factor to the servers demise. +
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-{{ :spqrmelon.jpg?200 |}} +
-''//An archived thumbnail of the SPQR melon castle, posted on 12/19/15. This photo was taken shortly before their destruction of the city. Lord_Clam and another unknown member prepare Withers and TNT cannons.//'' +
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-Little is known about **Venice**. It seems the faction played a great role in Corinth, building many structures such as the Patrician Cafe. The faction was headed by a //LordTonyStark//. An anonymous player is recorded accusing Venice of desiring to police and warmongering. The player then opened fire upon Venetian buildings with a TNT cannon. LordTonyStark responded by reaffirming his ambitions to "buildfag" and maintain order, pointing out the anonymous player's hypocrisy when they shelled his builds. +
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-Of **Cascadia**, almost no records remain. The editor of this entry has no recollection or clear mention of this faction on file, but it did appear several times in the server meme thread. It seems to have been a notable player, acting as a major player in Corinth. +
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-{{ :flagbearer.jpg?nolink&600 |}} +
-''//An archived thumbnail of a flagbearer meme, portraying many of the server's major factions. Unfortunately, poor image quality means that many entities in this image are not identifiable. From left to right they are +
-SPQR, Blacksun(?), Normandy, Cascadia, Western(?) Germany, Klumshar(?), Latvia, USBF, USA, and Dougmods.//'' +
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-The factions of **USA** and **Klumshar** are presumed to have been two rival factions. User //Ben_Garrison// seems to have been a member of the Klumshar faction and //Osama// of the USA faction. +
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-{{ :klumshar.jpg?nolink&200 |}} +
-''//This archived thumbnail of a Klumshar meme is all that remains of the two rivals. It is presumed their influence was minimal, as they are rarely mentioned by other players. //'' +
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-**DougMods** was seemingly a notorious player, as they are almost universally referred to negatively by other players. This editor is unable to recall much about the player, other than their tendency to bait reactions out of players by retarded discussion. +
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-**LEGOPIKACHU** survives in history as only a meme maker. They created a few memes on request, but their role overall is unknown. +
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-{{ :legopik.png?nolink&500 |}} +
-''//A few of LEGOPIKACHU's memes. From left to right they are GallonPCP, Dougmods, and LEGOPIKACHU himself.//'' +
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-It is unclear whether the two were the same, but **AZ9** also known as Adam Kramer or simply Akramer was perhaps the most retarded player on the server. As any player from this era will attest to, the beloved autist would quite literally play for 12+ hours a day doing nothing but cause trouble. Whether this be killing random players, griefing builds, or general retardation in the chat. This editor is neutral on all involved in this server, but the legacy of Kramer is one that is universally detested. His loss will not be missed, wherever he is.  +
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-{{ :kramer2.jpg?nolink&400 |}} +
-''//Not much remains of Kramer, and perhaps that is for the betterDepicted above is a surviving meme depicting his massacres and swift ban, and the second is from a quite humorous .webm that was saved bus is unable to be posted in this entry. The third makes light of his homosexuality and hypocrisy.//'' +
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-**Whlightnin** and **XirWillinghamXVI** were two players notable in the history of Corinth. Their factional allegiance is unknown, but they are recorded as having attempted to seize Corinth from it's founder, a player named **Adrint**. They seemed to have succeeded in their first attempt, but the city is destroyed by Adam Kramer and they instantly abandon the city. Adrint would return to the cityclear the ruinsand rebuild. However the two players would return again, but this time accepted to purchase the city for the price of diamonds and armor. Shortly after this acquisition, Corinth would fall and the server would falter.  +
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-''//The tale of the trio, as recorded from the perspective of Adrint on 1/15/16. This greentext also summarizes the fall of Corinth and the ultimate reason for this rendition of /pol/andcraft's demise.//'' +
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-Of the following players, the editor knows very little. Their names will still be listed so that they are not forgotten. +
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-//Kalubrota, Clam, Leviathan (a lesser known autist), WhiteJizzard, fuchs, Walberto, Illusha, Emel, Durbs, Uriham, ruin(?), Magnon, and OASIS.//  +
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-Ultimately, this rendition of /pol/andcraft would come to an end with the repeated griefing of Corinth. On 12/22/15, SPQR member **Ivecoveredwars** cobbled the city in a thread that is well documented, with many pictures. The attacks would repeat several times, although their dates and perpetrators are unclear. It is widely believed the SPQR perpetrated the final set of attacks in the month of January 2016 that unseated the lid of chaos, which spilled over and left behind only a husk of a server. +
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-''The fall of Corinth, as recorded by user "Bob" and "Tom", although these names are likely for the act of news reporters that the user donned when posting about the event. Seen are memes representing the dire state of the serverand imagery taken as the city was washed away in a sea of cobblestone.'' +
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-And with this, thus closes this chapter of /pol/andcraft history. The prosperity of a server and the will of it's player base slowly whittled away by repeated attacks by undesirables. An entire era, lost at the hands of petty tyrants. Many of the players of this era have long since moved on to new communities, as /pol/andcraft was forever changed. +
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-Perhaps in this universe there exists a solitary, absolute truth. Perhaps it clarifies every question, why those acted as they did, but that's beyond the reach of this editor's hands. I don't quite know what /pol/andcraft is today, and I don't think I would like to know. I have written this entry to record an era that had only been described in three sentences by the past author in hopes that I have fulfilled the curiosity of anyone who cares. +
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-//March 31st, 2021// +
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 +Owen's Server
 The server was brought back from the dead on the 27th of march, 2016. Factions prepared on a thread on 8chan's /polandcraft/ board, for the much over-hyped arrival of the server that would be run by our favorite drunkard, Owen (who just got off his sober streak as of March 29th). When the server immediately began, a faction led by 0sama_Bin_Laden claimed the name “SPQR” from the notorious warmongering raidfag romans, led by Sgt_Chainsaw. Shortly after the incident, this had incited conflict with the assblasted romans, and many factions banned together to form what was then known as the >HOLY >ROMAN >EMPIRE to defend against the wrath of Sgt_Chainsaw and his goons. The first leader, NJDEFENSE of Politzania, was elected as Emperor, and the HRE's castle fortress was then established atop a snowy mountain, with the collective aid and work of all member factions in the HRE. Of course, NJ decided that he didn't have enough power as Emperor, and actively worked to consolidate more and more authority around himself, and his theocratic regime, to the point that the HRE was less a military and economic alliance and more a centralized pseudo-faction, with NJ nigging everyone in sight out of a fair deal. However, the various memebers of the HRE wouldn't stand for this rampant faggotry much longer, so with 0sama and his SPQR leading the charge, NJ was ousted from power and forced to abdicate the throne. He then threw a bitchfit over the matter, stomping his feet as he demanded that his faction be allowed to leave the HRE, but 0sama would have none of this either. So, after much persuasion (and bloody murders), NJ was forced to disband Politzania, and join under Ricarius' authority as a subject of his Solvadan Empire, the latest and greatest member faction of the HRE. Ricarius and 0sama then worked to write up a new charter for the reformed HRE, now called the Holy Confederacy, and Ricarius was elected to the position of Emperor, now called Archduke, by unanimous decision. The HC then enjoyed an era of peace and prosperity, with Ricarius ruling over all with a gentle fist, confident in their abilities to be ready to face the real SPQR when the need arises. Of course, the contented buildfags did not forsee the threat that was looming over the horizon, waiting to take advantage of their lowered guard… The server was brought back from the dead on the 27th of march, 2016. Factions prepared on a thread on 8chan's /polandcraft/ board, for the much over-hyped arrival of the server that would be run by our favorite drunkard, Owen (who just got off his sober streak as of March 29th). When the server immediately began, a faction led by 0sama_Bin_Laden claimed the name “SPQR” from the notorious warmongering raidfag romans, led by Sgt_Chainsaw. Shortly after the incident, this had incited conflict with the assblasted romans, and many factions banned together to form what was then known as the >HOLY >ROMAN >EMPIRE to defend against the wrath of Sgt_Chainsaw and his goons. The first leader, NJDEFENSE of Politzania, was elected as Emperor, and the HRE's castle fortress was then established atop a snowy mountain, with the collective aid and work of all member factions in the HRE. Of course, NJ decided that he didn't have enough power as Emperor, and actively worked to consolidate more and more authority around himself, and his theocratic regime, to the point that the HRE was less a military and economic alliance and more a centralized pseudo-faction, with NJ nigging everyone in sight out of a fair deal. However, the various memebers of the HRE wouldn't stand for this rampant faggotry much longer, so with 0sama and his SPQR leading the charge, NJ was ousted from power and forced to abdicate the throne. He then threw a bitchfit over the matter, stomping his feet as he demanded that his faction be allowed to leave the HRE, but 0sama would have none of this either. So, after much persuasion (and bloody murders), NJ was forced to disband Politzania, and join under Ricarius' authority as a subject of his Solvadan Empire, the latest and greatest member faction of the HRE. Ricarius and 0sama then worked to write up a new charter for the reformed HRE, now called the Holy Confederacy, and Ricarius was elected to the position of Emperor, now called Archduke, by unanimous decision. The HC then enjoyed an era of peace and prosperity, with Ricarius ruling over all with a gentle fist, confident in their abilities to be ready to face the real SPQR when the need arises. Of course, the contented buildfags did not forsee the threat that was looming over the horizon, waiting to take advantage of their lowered guard…
  
-==== The Infinite War [April 8th-April 22nd] ==== +The Infinite War [April 8th-April 22nd] 
-=== Prelude ===+Prelude
 Soon after NJ was forced to abdicate, minor conflicts between the HC and other factions (mostly memeraiders funded by NJ) started to arise, mainly because they saw the new leader of the HC (Ricarius of Solvada) was only suited for peacetime rulership, and lacked the experience and dedication needed to act as a formidable military commander. Moles were quickly planted in Solvada and other factions of the HC, ensuring that spies could keep tabs on their activities. As the memeraiders recieved word from their spies about their lacking defenses and inexperienced fighters, they came to realize just how ripe the HC was for the picking, and began their first moves almost immediately. Soon after NJ was forced to abdicate, minor conflicts between the HC and other factions (mostly memeraiders funded by NJ) started to arise, mainly because they saw the new leader of the HC (Ricarius of Solvada) was only suited for peacetime rulership, and lacked the experience and dedication needed to act as a formidable military commander. Moles were quickly planted in Solvada and other factions of the HC, ensuring that spies could keep tabs on their activities. As the memeraiders recieved word from their spies about their lacking defenses and inexperienced fighters, they came to realize just how ripe the HC was for the picking, and began their first moves almost immediately.
  
-=== Battle of Jerusalem [April 8th, 2016] ===+Battle of Jerusalem [April 8th, 2016]
 Rommel101 (not to be confused with the other Rommel), Shyste, Gohlper and friends, all under the faction of Apollonia, but later changed to Vietnam and Vietcong, decided that the freshly built HFKK-Solvadan Peace Library at Jerusalem belonged to them, despite having no part in its construction. Explosions, blood, and cries were seen and heard in the HFKK-Solvadian Peace Library as the battle for the library started to come to a horrendous defeat for the HFKK and Solvada. Minutes later, Apollonia (now split into NSDAP and Normandy) had claimed their library similar to a man taking candy from a newborn. As if that wasn't bad enough, NJDEFENSE then abandoned Solvada in an astonishing display of treachery, establishing a new faction that he called 'Florida', specifically so he could join with the memers and their shenanigans. The HC quickly declared war on all factions involved in the attack, and it was then, on the 8th of April, that one of the greatest wars of /pol/andcraft had begun. Both sides amassed their armies and forged stronger alliances to begin offensives. Tensions, battles, explosions, withers, moles, ragequits and cuckenings started to be an everyday thing for the server. This great conflict would come to be known as 'The Infinite War', with the following factions involved in the conflict: Rommel101 (not to be confused with the other Rommel), Shyste, Gohlper and friends, all under the faction of Apollonia, but later changed to Vietnam and Vietcong, decided that the freshly built HFKK-Solvadan Peace Library at Jerusalem belonged to them, despite having no part in its construction. Explosions, blood, and cries were seen and heard in the HFKK-Solvadian Peace Library as the battle for the library started to come to a horrendous defeat for the HFKK and Solvada. Minutes later, Apollonia (now split into NSDAP and Normandy) had claimed their library similar to a man taking candy from a newborn. As if that wasn't bad enough, NJDEFENSE then abandoned Solvada in an astonishing display of treachery, establishing a new faction that he called 'Florida', specifically so he could join with the memers and their shenanigans. The HC quickly declared war on all factions involved in the attack, and it was then, on the 8th of April, that one of the greatest wars of /pol/andcraft had begun. Both sides amassed their armies and forged stronger alliances to begin offensives. Tensions, battles, explosions, withers, moles, ragequits and cuckenings started to be an everyday thing for the server. This great conflict would come to be known as 'The Infinite War', with the following factions involved in the conflict:
  
-**The Holy Confederacy (later rebranded 'The Imperial Commonwealth of Nations')** +The Holy Confederacy (later rebranded 'The Imperial Commonwealth of Nations'
-  Holy Solvadan Empire [Leader] +Holy Solvadan Empire [Leader] 
-  Duchy of Comfy Coast +Duchy of Comfy Coast 
-  Commonwealth Mercantile Authority +Commonwealth Mercantile Authority 
-  Sovereign Assembly of Ebola +Sovereign Assembly of Ebola 
-  Holy Federated Kingdom of Kalubrota +Holy Federated Kingdom of Kalubrota 
-  Clan of the Iron Warriors +Clan of the Iron Warriors 
-  Union of Soviet Bureaucratic Fascists +Union of Soviet Bureaucratic Fascists 
-  Varangian Guard [Mercenaries] +Varangian Guard [Mercenaries] 
-  Republic of Zaofu +Republic of Zaofu 
-  Casualties (MIA's and KIA's): Heavy, with around 50-80 deaths, 3 confirmed ragequits, and 1 Suicide (Ricarius, leader of the ICN and Solvada, killed himself in real life, but not really.) +Casualties (MIA's and KIA's): Heavy, with around 50-80 deaths, 3 confirmed ragequits, and 1 Suicide (Ricarius, leader of the ICN and Solvada, killed himself in real life, but not really.) 
-  The Memer Axis +The Memer Axis 
-  Normandy [Leader] (Later abandoned and betrayed the Memer Axis) +Normandy [Leader] (Later abandoned and betrayed the Memer Axis) 
-  Florida +Florida 
-  NSDAP +NSDAP 
-  OASIS [Mercenaries, Leader Post-Normandy] +OASIS [Mercenaries, Leader Post-Normandy] 
-  Vietnan/Vietcong+Vietnan/Vietcong 
 +Casualties (MIA's and KIA's): Moderate, around 12-23 deaths.
  
-**Casualties (MIA's and KIA's):** Moderate, around 12-23 deaths. +Battle at Comfy Coast (The Normandy Invasion)
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-=== Battle at Comfy Coast (The Normandy Invasion) ===+
 Mere days after the Infinite War started, A coordinated assault from the Memer Axis (lead by Normandy) burst on a vassal client of Solvada, Comfy Coast. Forces of OASIS, Florida, and Normandy swept through the lands and created a bloody mess on the raid, while the defenders, the reformed HC which was now known as the Imperial Commonwealth of Nations (mainly Solvada, HFKK, Comfy Coast and Commonwealth, with assistance from the Varangian Guard), fought with all their efforts to try to reduce casualties and defend the still-not-pillaged Comfyian land. Their resistance was futile and shortly broken by the Memer Axis, who later looted and pillaged the rest of the place. Turnglehat, leader of Comfy Coast, was completely buttdevastated after their failed attempt to recover Comfy Coast and the Varangian Guard vowed to have their revenge after such defeat. AZ9, leader of OASIS, on response to their threats, decided to flame the butthurt even more. Sending a warning to his enemies, AZ, unleashed a Wither inside Comfy Coast, making it destroy everything on its path. The ICN quickly moved to kill it, though they had great difficulty in doing so originally, but eventually they succeeded after three long days of battle. Mere days after the Infinite War started, A coordinated assault from the Memer Axis (lead by Normandy) burst on a vassal client of Solvada, Comfy Coast. Forces of OASIS, Florida, and Normandy swept through the lands and created a bloody mess on the raid, while the defenders, the reformed HC which was now known as the Imperial Commonwealth of Nations (mainly Solvada, HFKK, Comfy Coast and Commonwealth, with assistance from the Varangian Guard), fought with all their efforts to try to reduce casualties and defend the still-not-pillaged Comfyian land. Their resistance was futile and shortly broken by the Memer Axis, who later looted and pillaged the rest of the place. Turnglehat, leader of Comfy Coast, was completely buttdevastated after their failed attempt to recover Comfy Coast and the Varangian Guard vowed to have their revenge after such defeat. AZ9, leader of OASIS, on response to their threats, decided to flame the butthurt even more. Sending a warning to his enemies, AZ, unleashed a Wither inside Comfy Coast, making it destroy everything on its path. The ICN quickly moved to kill it, though they had great difficulty in doing so originally, but eventually they succeeded after three long days of battle.
  
-=== Minor Conflicts and Incidents ===+Minor Conflicts and Incidents
 Moments after the ComfyCoast Incident, members of the ICN started pointing fingers at one another, with Emperor Ricarius of Solvada already being unjustly blamed as the enablers of the Fall of the HC Castle (known later as the Ho Chin Ming Castle, courtesy of Vietnam) and the memers going nuclear on the ICN main economic hub, Comfy Coast. A small minority of ICN members sought to forge a truce at any cost with the Memer Axis, even if it meant accepting defeat and/or surrendering. However, Ricarius knew that to surrender or admit defeat would change nothing, and the Memer Axis would return to harass and attack the ICN again and again until it and all member states within were totally wiped out. He knew that this was a war of annihilation, and thus he urged the ICN to keep fighting, even if it meant to the death. Meanwhile, some of the weaker-willed ICN members decided to leave and seek refuge in other non-aligned factions, though many and most decided to remain loyal and united under Ricarius as he revealed plans to build a grand new fortified city for the ICN to live in and share as a community. Around the week of April 11th, it was revealed that the ICN had also negotiated a formal alliance with the Varangian Guard, a mercenary group, to help them with the war effort. VG volunteered to hide most of the ICN member states' valuables inside a citadel, behind huge walls claimed by Solvada, and inside a vault claimed by the Varangians. Before the location of the Varangian Citadel was known, Florida and OASIS decided to pillage and wither one of Solvada's outlying castle outposts, though little to no valuable loot was collected from the castle, and thus the operation was considered a pyrrhic victory for the Memer Axis. It was at this point that AZ9 started to suspect that VG was hiding most of ICN's valuables in an unknown place. It was only a matter of time before OASIS found the Varangian Citadel and began planning the soon-to-be final battle with the rest of the Memer Axis. Moments after the ComfyCoast Incident, members of the ICN started pointing fingers at one another, with Emperor Ricarius of Solvada already being unjustly blamed as the enablers of the Fall of the HC Castle (known later as the Ho Chin Ming Castle, courtesy of Vietnam) and the memers going nuclear on the ICN main economic hub, Comfy Coast. A small minority of ICN members sought to forge a truce at any cost with the Memer Axis, even if it meant accepting defeat and/or surrendering. However, Ricarius knew that to surrender or admit defeat would change nothing, and the Memer Axis would return to harass and attack the ICN again and again until it and all member states within were totally wiped out. He knew that this was a war of annihilation, and thus he urged the ICN to keep fighting, even if it meant to the death. Meanwhile, some of the weaker-willed ICN members decided to leave and seek refuge in other non-aligned factions, though many and most decided to remain loyal and united under Ricarius as he revealed plans to build a grand new fortified city for the ICN to live in and share as a community. Around the week of April 11th, it was revealed that the ICN had also negotiated a formal alliance with the Varangian Guard, a mercenary group, to help them with the war effort. VG volunteered to hide most of the ICN member states' valuables inside a citadel, behind huge walls claimed by Solvada, and inside a vault claimed by the Varangians. Before the location of the Varangian Citadel was known, Florida and OASIS decided to pillage and wither one of Solvada's outlying castle outposts, though little to no valuable loot was collected from the castle, and thus the operation was considered a pyrrhic victory for the Memer Axis. It was at this point that AZ9 started to suspect that VG was hiding most of ICN's valuables in an unknown place. It was only a matter of time before OASIS found the Varangian Citadel and began planning the soon-to-be final battle with the rest of the Memer Axis.
  
-==== The Citadel Battle (O-Day) [April 21st, 2016] ====+The Citadel Battle (O-Day) [April 21st, 2016]
 OASIS grew tired of the Varangian Guard and saw them as direct competition (as both factions were mercenary groups) and as a threat to their autism. AZ began travelling around the world and found the last hiding place of the ICN, the incomplete and under-construction capital city of Solvada, with the Varangian Citadel contained within its walls. Immediately he planned the raid and called the rest of the memers to arms, this would be the place afterall, that had the tasty treasure for OASIS and company. The Memer Axis was able to find a hole in Solvada's defenses, and therefore no TNT was needed for getting inside the city walls. A VG member, called moore12, was soon assaulted and slain by AZ9, and then forced to open the door for the memers of Florida, NSDAP and OASIS to get in. AZ started to tell moore to destroy the chests filled with sets and swords, and while moore at first complied to his order and betrayed Toxicity (former VG leader), he later started to get rebellious towards the memers. AZ reminded him that if he didnt obey the instructions, he would summon his 'gift' (read: Wither) and let it do the job. Moore apparently either misunderstood the order, or underestimated the memers, as he denied to open any more chests. Moore was quickly slain again by AZ and then set the wither within the citadel, but due to poor placement, it was unable to leave the confines of VG's vault. Moore surrendered and left VG, rage-quitting moments later. Minutes passed and Toxicity finally came online to see the destruction that was wrought. He accidentally made the Wither break more chests before killing it and fought AZ later, only to be ultimately ganked by him. He and Ricarius then vowed to never return to /pol/andcraft, recognizing it as a den of memeraiders with no promise and no spirit for which the server was originally intended. OASIS officially had won the battle and had proven themselves as the superior mercenaries, with the Memer Axis claiming victory in the final war of this incarnation of the server. OASIS grew tired of the Varangian Guard and saw them as direct competition (as both factions were mercenary groups) and as a threat to their autism. AZ began travelling around the world and found the last hiding place of the ICN, the incomplete and under-construction capital city of Solvada, with the Varangian Citadel contained within its walls. Immediately he planned the raid and called the rest of the memers to arms, this would be the place afterall, that had the tasty treasure for OASIS and company. The Memer Axis was able to find a hole in Solvada's defenses, and therefore no TNT was needed for getting inside the city walls. A VG member, called moore12, was soon assaulted and slain by AZ9, and then forced to open the door for the memers of Florida, NSDAP and OASIS to get in. AZ started to tell moore to destroy the chests filled with sets and swords, and while moore at first complied to his order and betrayed Toxicity (former VG leader), he later started to get rebellious towards the memers. AZ reminded him that if he didnt obey the instructions, he would summon his 'gift' (read: Wither) and let it do the job. Moore apparently either misunderstood the order, or underestimated the memers, as he denied to open any more chests. Moore was quickly slain again by AZ and then set the wither within the citadel, but due to poor placement, it was unable to leave the confines of VG's vault. Moore surrendered and left VG, rage-quitting moments later. Minutes passed and Toxicity finally came online to see the destruction that was wrought. He accidentally made the Wither break more chests before killing it and fought AZ later, only to be ultimately ganked by him. He and Ricarius then vowed to never return to /pol/andcraft, recognizing it as a den of memeraiders with no promise and no spirit for which the server was originally intended. OASIS officially had won the battle and had proven themselves as the superior mercenaries, with the Memer Axis claiming victory in the final war of this incarnation of the server.
  
-==== Owen's Second Map ====+=Owen's Second Map
 So after a whopping three weeks of activity, Owen's first server was reset. Reasons given were… unsatisfying, but whatever. The new world was immediately plagued by such problems as spawning underground/in the air (leading to dozens of incidents of people suffocating in a wall over and over again until they left or Owen/Hugh rescued them), as well as the new Amped landscape, which was… controversial. Some people were understandably upset about the short reset, having only just begun to construct bases or buildfagging, and thus having hours of work wiped away; and some players did not bother to return for a bit after the reset, having trouble getting invested in a world that might be reset again on a whim. But whatever! Time to fuck up another world. So after a whopping three weeks of activity, Owen's first server was reset. Reasons given were… unsatisfying, but whatever. The new world was immediately plagued by such problems as spawning underground/in the air (leading to dozens of incidents of people suffocating in a wall over and over again until they left or Owen/Hugh rescued them), as well as the new Amped landscape, which was… controversial. Some people were understandably upset about the short reset, having only just begun to construct bases or buildfagging, and thus having hours of work wiped away; and some players did not bother to return for a bit after the reset, having trouble getting invested in a world that might be reset again on a whim. But whatever! Time to fuck up another world.
  
 Owen reasoning behind the server reset was flawed and he denies to give any concrete explanation, bringing up only fallacies when confronted, players started bleeding left and right from the server, almost nothing happened on this map and will pass down [along Owenstein] the history of polandcraft as one of the dumbest decisions made by an Admin. The day Owen killed the server with the press of a button. (day be damned since this mentally unstable-drunktard canacuck took adminship of polandcraft) Owen reasoning behind the server reset was flawed and he denies to give any concrete explanation, bringing up only fallacies when confronted, players started bleeding left and right from the server, almost nothing happened on this map and will pass down [along Owenstein] the history of polandcraft as one of the dumbest decisions made by an Admin. The day Owen killed the server with the press of a button. (day be damned since this mentally unstable-drunktard canacuck took adminship of polandcraft)
  
-  * 4-29-16: The faction LeMemeTeam, under suspicion of being /int/craft players, is brought low by a coalition forged between Florida, Oasis, and SPQR. Claudius3 and a_gorillion_joos are killed and their base is lost. As of 5/17/16, the server is still online. More factions will be forged and more factions will be destroyed in the future. The server may sleep, but it may never die. +4-29-16: The faction LeMemeTeam, under suspicion of being /int/craft players, is brought low by a coalition forged between Florida, Oasis, and SPQR. Claudius3 and a_gorillion_joos are killed and their base is lost. As of 5/17/16, the server is still online. More factions will be forged and more factions will be destroyed in the future. The server may sleep, but it may never die.
 On the last days of owens server, the population didnt top the 5 players, everyone was still [including the writter of this article] blaming the lazy canacuck, Owen, for the deplorating player base, instead of doing something, Owen decided to defend himself with fallacies, saying that the minecraft community was dead [Definitely False, millions of autistic children play this game everyday] and adopted a defeatist attitude towards the server management. Around mid May, the canacuck decided to shutdown the server. He was lynched for again, fucking up a three four week old map. Owen called quits and dropped adminship, thus concluding the colossal faggot canacuck server chapter. On the last days of owens server, the population didnt top the 5 players, everyone was still [including the writter of this article] blaming the lazy canacuck, Owen, for the deplorating player base, instead of doing something, Owen decided to defend himself with fallacies, saying that the minecraft community was dead [Definitely False, millions of autistic children play this game everyday] and adopted a defeatist attitude towards the server management. Around mid May, the canacuck decided to shutdown the server. He was lynched for again, fucking up a three four week old map. Owen called quits and dropped adminship, thus concluding the colossal faggot canacuck server chapter.
  
-====- South /pol/andcraft [Steven Pinker's server] ===== +South /pol/andcraft [Steven Pinker's server]
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 On the 23rd of May a new /pol/andcraft server came about with the admin as steven_pinker On the 23rd of May a new /pol/andcraft server came about with the admin as steven_pinker
  
-==== The Tale of Volantis and NJDEFENSE: A Ballad of Bitches and Backstabbing ====+The Tale of Volantis and NJDEFENSE: A Ballad of Bitches and Backstabbing
 Once upon a time, there was a player by the name of NJDEFENSE. When the world began, he had but one ambition: to build the greatest city in the history of /pol/andcraft: Volantis! He swiftly went about creating the Volantis faction, organizing himself and two officers as “Triarchs” with equal authority, requested Steven_Pinker to create a /warp to the location, and invited players and factions to build embassies. Once upon a time, there was a player by the name of NJDEFENSE. When the world began, he had but one ambition: to build the greatest city in the history of /pol/andcraft: Volantis! He swiftly went about creating the Volantis faction, organizing himself and two officers as “Triarchs” with equal authority, requested Steven_Pinker to create a /warp to the location, and invited players and factions to build embassies.
  
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 Volantis, under control of inferior Norman leadership, swiftly fell into ruin. Its few buildings were plundered, left in disrepair. The fortress was split under control of a handful of competing factions; in the streets, baseborn Norman scum prowled, waiting to pounce upon anyone foolish enough to attempt the Warp. Eventually, even that was removed by the amused admin, who officially declared the city a failure. The dream of Volantis had ended in disgrace and squalor, and NJDEFENSE's shame would echo forever after in the history of this server. Volantis, under control of inferior Norman leadership, swiftly fell into ruin. Its few buildings were plundered, left in disrepair. The fortress was split under control of a handful of competing factions; in the streets, baseborn Norman scum prowled, waiting to pounce upon anyone foolish enough to attempt the Warp. Eventually, even that was removed by the amused admin, who officially declared the city a failure. The dream of Volantis had ended in disgrace and squalor, and NJDEFENSE's shame would echo forever after in the history of this server.
  
-=== The Grace Era ===+The Grace Era
 After Normandy's implosion, Normandy died out and KATHARSIS sealed themselves in a dormant state for quite sometime, NJ the server free from their autism, started to prosper and population began to rise, player cities emerge, alliances were forged and the rebirth of peace became imminent. Only minor conflicts happened between these days [usually solved in less than half an hour]. After Normandy's implosion, Normandy died out and KATHARSIS sealed themselves in a dormant state for quite sometime, NJ the server free from their autism, started to prosper and population began to rise, player cities emerge, alliances were forged and the rebirth of peace became imminent. Only minor conflicts happened between these days [usually solved in less than half an hour].
  
-== A relative landmark ==+A relative landmark
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iU_kvpcYI0 “>tyrone made a fucking video for the server” Someone paid Big Man Tyrone to shoutout /pol/andcraft. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iU_kvpcYI0 “>tyrone made a fucking video for the server” Someone paid Big Man Tyrone to shoutout /pol/andcraft.
  
-==== The Saga of World War Jew (or "Why Miscommunication Kills"====+The Saga of World War Jew (or "Why Miscommunication Kills")
 And it came to pass, that after some days of peace, Rommel101 returned to the server, and began working toward anarchic destruction and wanton mayhem once more. And Normandy grew once more, and consolidated some members, and prepared for war. And it came to pass, that after some days of peace, Rommel101 returned to the server, and began working toward anarchic destruction and wanton mayhem once more. And Normandy grew once more, and consolidated some members, and prepared for war.
  
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 In the aftermath, an uneasy ceasfire blossomed, then gave way in time to peace. Stalker was diminished by its loss, some members leaving, and Urist started on the road to recovery; but in time it grew once more in strength and riches. In response to the Wither attack, TheLordMoccasin began to expand the Dreadfort, until it grew beyond the clouds and reached the topmost heights. AZ99, disgusted with Normandy's refusal to face honest combat, retired once more into dormancy, awaiting the day when Normandy would, inevitably, slink back to cause trouble once more In the aftermath, an uneasy ceasfire blossomed, then gave way in time to peace. Stalker was diminished by its loss, some members leaving, and Urist started on the road to recovery; but in time it grew once more in strength and riches. In response to the Wither attack, TheLordMoccasin began to expand the Dreadfort, until it grew beyond the clouds and reached the topmost heights. AZ99, disgusted with Normandy's refusal to face honest combat, retired once more into dormancy, awaiting the day when Normandy would, inevitably, slink back to cause trouble once more
  
-=== Gohlper's Tale ===+Gohlper's Tale
 The previous thing was written by TheLordMoccasin who declared war on a non-interventionist political faction (STALKER) out of his sheer hatred of Normandy and according to UristMcRonin joined alongside the apolitical meme raiders destroying his loot. Also according to UristMcRonin he was seen alongside AZ99 scouting the place out for a raid the previous day. (this was said over voice chat during our discussion over the battle we had to confirm what happened) The previous thing was written by TheLordMoccasin who declared war on a non-interventionist political faction (STALKER) out of his sheer hatred of Normandy and according to UristMcRonin joined alongside the apolitical meme raiders destroying his loot. Also according to UristMcRonin he was seen alongside AZ99 scouting the place out for a raid the previous day. (this was said over voice chat during our discussion over the battle we had to confirm what happened)
  
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 Every time I have ever fought TheLordMoccasin in this war he has either ran away or tried to run away. I wrote this part from my own perspective and that needs to be taken into account when it's being read by those who actually want to know the history of this autistic mess, the same needs to be taken into account when reading things from TheLordMoccasin who intentionally leaves out anything he doesn't like or writes himself into parts of history in which he was barely involved. Every time I have ever fought TheLordMoccasin in this war he has either ran away or tried to run away. I wrote this part from my own perspective and that needs to be taken into account when it's being read by those who actually want to know the history of this autistic mess, the same needs to be taken into account when reading things from TheLordMoccasin who intentionally leaves out anything he doesn't like or writes himself into parts of history in which he was barely involved.
  
-=== Urist's Tale ===+Urist's Tale
 Me and Moccasin have been in a back and forth between keeping my version and his up on this wiki, because no one even moderates it probably wont be stopped, he claims to have testimony from UristMcRonin but here's his actual version of what happened. Me and Moccasin have been in a back and forth between keeping my version and his up on this wiki, because no one even moderates it probably wont be stopped, he claims to have testimony from UristMcRonin but here's his actual version of what happened.
  
 Moccasin likes to roleplay as some righteous king on the server, which is fine until he takes that roleplay outside of the server and onto this wikia where he adds himself to history which he was barely included in or cuts out parts that makes him look unrighteous. Moccasin likes to roleplay as some righteous king on the server, which is fine until he takes that roleplay outside of the server and onto this wikia where he adds himself to history which he was barely included in or cuts out parts that makes him look unrighteous.
  
-=== Conclusion: ===+Conclusion:
 The previous shitstorm has been a source for controversy and disagreement for too long now, so all parties have agreed that there's a thousand sides to every story and to move on in the server and the wiki. This should also be a reminder that arguing on /pol/andcraft can be as pointless as arguing over whose shit stinks less. The previous shitstorm has been a source for controversy and disagreement for too long now, so all parties have agreed that there's a thousand sides to every story and to move on in the server and the wiki. This should also be a reminder that arguing on /pol/andcraft can be as pointless as arguing over whose shit stinks less.
  
-=== Last Page {Epilogue} ===+Last Page {Epilogue}
 On the last week of august SNU [Stalker Normandy Union] vault was nigged by an unknown member On that same week one KATHARSIS vault was nigged by an unknown player Steven_Pinker shutdown the iteration on August 30th, reasoning behind this move, has not yet been revealed by the admin World War I was never finished because of the sudden shutdown, thus there were no victors except Bolton or defeated powers except Normandy. Y.A.F.P.M.R [Yet Another Fucking Premature-Map Reset] On the last week of august SNU [Stalker Normandy Union] vault was nigged by an unknown member On that same week one KATHARSIS vault was nigged by an unknown player Steven_Pinker shutdown the iteration on August 30th, reasoning behind this move, has not yet been revealed by the admin World War I was never finished because of the sudden shutdown, thus there were no victors except Bolton or defeated powers except Normandy. Y.A.F.P.M.R [Yet Another Fucking Premature-Map Reset]
  
-===== Jwginge's Server =====+Jwginge's Server 
 +cuccserb 
 +cptserb 
 +the civ/intcraft invasions 
 +Hudson's New Server 
 +In October 2018 Hudson noticed there wasn't a running server, so he made a new one epicly. It is still running as of May 2019.
  
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-cuccserb, which ran from July 2017 to April 2018, was based +
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-<imgcaption label| Spawn in July 2017>{{:2017-07-17_22-39-32.jpg?400|}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image2| Snow meme castle>{{:2017-11-27_23-26-54.png?200|}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image3| Spawn in December 2017>{{:2017-12-09_22-14-06.jpg?200|}}</imgcaption><imgcaption image4| Ice racing track>{{:2017-12-29_03-21-22.jpg?200|}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image5| Spawn in January 2018>{{:2018-01-10_02-06-23.jpg?200|}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image7| Appearance of cuccserb on the server list>{{:2017-12-22_22-15-54.png?400|}}</imgcaption> +
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-In October 2018 Hudson noticed there wasn't a running server, so he made a new one epicly. It is still running as of August 2019. +
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-==== Factions/First map (September 2018 - January 2019) ====+
 I didn't really put much effort into this one considering I created it in a day after not touching minecraft in around 3 years, so it was pretty shitty. There was still some drama as usual and around 35 players at its peak, so I'll let others write more below. - Hudson I didn't really put much effort into this one considering I created it in a day after not touching minecraft in around 3 years, so it was pretty shitty. There was still some drama as usual and around 35 players at its peak, so I'll let others write more below. - Hudson
  
-This server was fucking filled with errors and bugs which resulted in the rise and fall of several factions. Faction perms were fucked and the version used (MassiveFactions?) was shit. Also, Lakiga was able to be invincible because of some epic bug and it served as another example of how the server was fucking broken. The second half of the server's lifespan was not as plagued by bugs as the first. Also fuck golpher and his fucking atrocious ""city"" – Scuti +This server was fucking filled with errors and bugswhich resulted in the rise and fall of several factions. Faction perms were fucked and the version used (MassiveFactions?) was shit. Also, Lakiga was able to be invincible because of some epic bug and it served as another example of how the server was fucking broken. The second half of the server's lifespan was not as plagued by bugs as the first. Also it began in September 2018– Scuti
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-==== Citadel/Second Map (January 2019 - May 2019) ==== +
-<imgcaption image1|ilikebacon3546's newfag plantation>{{ :2019-02-02_00.29.03.png?400|}}</imgcaption>This was /pol/andcraft's first usage of Citadel instead of factions, and we discovered it sucks. Took a tremendous amount of work to set up (relative to factions) but most players never really learned how to use it. There was still some drama on this one, those who were involved should add more below. - Hudson +
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-Basically ilikebacon3546 reigned supreme with his empire known as the plantation with the capital being a massive island named after mein fuhrer. This empire was kept alive by the recruitment of many newfags most notably being sideless and gollygeekid. The problem with recruiting newfags was that many never stayed, so thus there was a great need for fresh meat. To feed this need ilikebacon3546 infiltrated ovechads and aided in its destruction from the insideThis victory brought great spoils to the slave nation. The most glorious of all being gollygeekid, who bacon rescued from a burning ovechads headquarters during the insurrection and newfag massacre. Also lakiga got dabbed on hard, even for a trap fucker. ;)  +
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-Polandciv was fucking based, [[scuti|read about it in my article fag]] - Scuti +
-==== Entropy/Third map (May 2019 - May 2020) ====  +
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-Hudson's third map, returning to factions from citadel, ran from May 2019 to May 2020. It was during this time that the epic "Holocaust World in Minecraft" meme was spawned as a result of the West Australian newspaper's discovery of /pol/andcraft. +
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-//it was at this point hudson decided like so many before him that playercounts were too low and of course another fucking reset would fix this problem +
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-a botched 1.14 server was quickly thrown together literally days after 1.14 to the disdain of many players +
-it sucked +
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-1.14 was barely fucking playable in vanilla due to the retards who make this game not inventing optimizaion until 1.15 let alone with all the broken plugins that had just been updated for 1.14 +
-throw in hudsons general ineptitude and you have a recipe for fucking dissaster +
-playercounts tanked during this time and nothing of actual note happened +
-despite this hudson continued to run the server perpetually with players slowly leaving the server forever as the server was fucking unplayable hudson attempted to compensate for his ineptitude by mass shilling the server on halfchan but even the sub 20 iq retards of half /b/ could see past hudkikes bullshit and eventually left +
-during this time many more invasions were launched into other servers all either failing miserably or reaching vastly beyond the scope of this wiki +
-as of january 2020 everyone is still fucking waiting for hudson to admit defeat and turn his abortion off// +
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-** - bioman3 wrote this after logging in on the map multiple times and nobody being online ever, if you played during this period and have literally anything to add feel free to not exist because nobody plays on this shitty fucking iteration** +
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-***new Serb good  +
-Reeeeeeeeeeee +
-hudkike*** +
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-frenserbs were servers played on modded Minecraft and which were geared toward hosting /pol/andcraft frens. The nature of these servers was peaceful and did not allow for blowing each other'shit up unlike normal /pol/andcraft servers. The first frenserb was opened in November 2019 by cuccubus. This was later shut down in May 2020. Its successorfrenserb 2, was opened in August 2020, again hosted by cuccIn November 2020, frenserb 2 was traded out for frenserb 3 (aka onionserb), hosted by onions, who also had been an /int/cuck admin.+Citadel/Second Map (January 2019 - May 2019) 
 +This was /pol/andcraft's first usage of Citadel instead of factionsand we discovered it sucksTook a tremendous amount of work to set up (relative to factionsbut most players never really learned how to use it. There was still some drama on this onethose who were involved should add more below- Hudson
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