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 <imgcaption image1|frenserb 3 Scuti>{{:scooty.png?170 |}}</imgcaption> Scuti is a gamer who joined /pol/andcraft in September 2015. Since December 2018, autists of the /pol/andcraft Discord server has been subjugated under his dominion. This reign of terror, which continues to this day, has been characterized by not banning anyone, shitposting, but mostly doing fucking nothing.
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 ==== Miloserb: Sept. 2015–Mar. 2016 ====
-<imgcaption image2|babby first base>{{babby_first.png?350 |}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image4|the base that Scuti replicates over and over again (this itself is a replica)>{{copy_shit.png?350|}}</imgcaption>
+<imgcaption image2|babby first base (2015, Miloserb, near Spawn at Congo)>{{babby_first.png?350 |}}</imgcaption> <imgcaption image4|the base that Scuti replicates over and over again (this itself is a replica)>{{copy_shit.png?350|}}</imgcaption>
+Scuti's first two days on /pol/andcraft consisted of him shitposting in chat while making his base, not far from spawn. Because of this shitposting, and probably also the fact his faction was named "wew" instead of something autistic, NSDAP's resident dyke Emeldavi got pissed at him and then sent fetuscake to dab on him. Provoking the anger of NSDAP spergs by saying /me ass and Baneposting was Scuti's crossing of the Rubicon. This war would last as long as the server ran. Scuti's underground jungle base, very close to spawn (in the Congo, also Miloserb was an earth map), was easy to find. fetuscake almost had TNT'd his way into Scuti's base when the latter GTFO with epic /home powers. SPQR would soon join NSDAP in chasing the newfag across the map literally like four fucking times. Scuti moved his base to Spain, then some shit happened to cause him to move to Japan (he was probably found). He proceeded to rename his faction from "wew" to "CIA," and then his Japan base was destroyed (sans valuables) via cobblemonster by SPQR after they snuck a Baneposting mole into his faction to track him down. The prolonged chase sequence was not over yet, however. The next base Scuti created was located in the ocean west of Chile, and it was a wood rectangle floating just below the surface of the ocean. This box was ugly as balls but decently secure. Scuti fucked off again when a NSDAP (or SPQR) autist appeared on his minimap. Scuti managed to survive and never lose his valuables even though he sucked at the game and his enemies were professional autists hailing from literally the strongest factions on the server at that time.
+<imgcaption image3|communism in minecraft>{{ :assr.png?350|}}</imgcaption> Scuti then became a part of NAS, later known as RAS and lastly ASSR, which was a syndicalist faction led by legopikachu and gommie_69 which Scuti joined even though he was a /pol/ Nazi. Firstly, NAS's base at bedrock (which was in Ireland) got fucked up by the raiding faction Avars. A while later, NAS got involved in a conflict with SPQR which revolved around Athens. In an unrelated instance, Scuti broke into a replica of the Parthenon and used his sword to fucking eviscerate Akramer89, who was in the base without any armor. Anyway the Greece conflict was manufactured by SPQR, who wanted a casus belli so they could assrape ASSR, with the pedophile Magnon32 possibly being behind all of that bullshit. Following this, Scuti left the faction and created the second "wew," which had a base near the Southwest that was cozy as fuck, and he would recreate this base over and over. Also around this time, Scuti met bioman3, who was a harmless retard at the time, and the former trolled the latter epicly with lava as they created the icy shithole Fagarctica. wew's last base (exempting the cozy base) was an upside-down pyramid floating above the ocean. Miloserb then shut down in March 2016.
-Scuti's first two days on /pol/andcraft consisted of him shitposting in chat while making his base which was near spawn. Because of this shitposting, and probably also the fact his faction was named "wew" instead of something autistic, NSDAP's resident dyke Emeldavi got pissed at him and then sent fetuscake to dab on him. Provoking the anger of NSDAP spergs by saying /me ass and Baneposting was Scuti's crossing of the Rubicon. This war would last as long as the server ran. Scuti's underground jungle base, very close to spawn (in the Congo, also Miloserb was an earth map), was easy to find. fetuscake almost had TNT'd his way into Scuti's base when the latter GTFO with epic /home powers. SPQR would soon join NSDAP in chasing the newfag across the map literally like four fucking times. Scuti moved his base to Spain, then some shit happened to cause him to move to Japan (he was probably found). He proceeded to rename his faction from "wew" to "CIA," and then his Japan base was destroyed (sans valuables) via cobblemonster by SPQR after they snuck a Baneposting mole into his faction to track him down. The prolonged chase sequence was not over yet, however.
-<imgcaption image3|communism in minecraft>{{ :assr.png?350|}}</imgcaption> The next base Scuti created was located in the ocean west of Chile, and it was a wood rectangle floating just below the surface of the ocean. This box was ugly as balls but decently secure. Scuti fucked off again when a NSDAP (or SPQR) autist appeared on his minimap. Scuti managed to survive and never lose his valuables even though he sucked at the game and his enemies were professional autists hailing from literally the strongest factions on the server at that time. Scuti then became a part of RAS, later known as ASSR, which was a syndicalist faction led by legopikachu and gommie_69 which Scuti joined even though he was a /pol/ Nazi. This shit lasted for a while until ASSR got dabbed on by SPQR, with Magnon32 possibly being the catalyst for the raid. After ASSR got deleted, Scuti made a cozy underground base that he has since copied multiple times.
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 Owenserb was a fucking mistake
+Owen was a huge fucking faggot who opened a server near the end of March 2016. This serb introduced the gods plugin which was based for shitposting although it had no practical function in gameplay besides smiting people if they don't right click a sign every 10 minutes. Scuti was in AZ99's faction, OASIS, which worshiped AdrenalineON as their god. Unrelated to this, Owen held a few contests where ridiculously overpowered gear and weapons were given out. From these contests, Scuti obtained Prot V boots and a Sharp VI sword. Now that he had this OP shit, he got bored and stopped playing because there was no more point. Owenserb continued to be a shitstorm after this, but Scuti wasn't there because he said fuck that shit, leaving the server after less than a week.
 ==== cuccserb: Jul. 2017–Apr. 2018 ====
-During his first few weeks on the server, Scuti was a part of AZ9's faction OASIS, in whose base he made a fucking elevator and it was epic. Also he constantly complained about how it costed way too fucking many emeralds to claim an enemy faction's land for it to be even worth it to raid anyone. In January 2018 he resumed playing video game and joined bioman3's faction Bavaria, which fucking imploded the next month. On February 2, Scuti epic trolled spawn by exploiting the retarded tree plugin, making trees grow into Safezone. This meme was dubbed the "great tree fucking of spawn" by Scuti and nobody else. Bavaria became Prussia, which later became Germania, basing on top of a large island. This faction was subject to permanent, rampant infighting. Then the Vape War happened.
+<imgcaption image5|OASIS autism elevator, made with minecarts and ladders>{{ :elevator.png?250|}}</imgcaption> In July 2017, Scuti joined cuccubus's server after a long hiatus (he didn't play Pinkerserb). During his first few weeks on the server, Scuti was a part of AZ9's faction OASIS, in whose base (an obsidian box at bedrock) he made a fucking elevator and it was epic. This server had the silk spawners plugin, so OASIS also had a blaze spawner. Although the faction was fairly advanced, its players were inactive for weeks. This fact coupled with the existence of a currency system, which required that you pay emeralds (that required grinding to obtain) to /f claim another faction's land after you kill them. So Scuti constantly complained about how it costed way too fucking many emeralds to conquer an enemy faction's land for it to be even worth it to raid anyone. These factors combined resulted in another hiatus, this time for three months. At some point, the number of emeralds required to /f claim retards' shit was reduced significantly.
+In January 2018 he resumed playing video game and joined bioman3's faction Bavaria, which was a small town with walls surrounding it. This faction previously had that fucking faggot Owen and BigBuilderMcGee in it but were no longer present when Scuti joined. Instead, the literal fucking autist Pokeball99 was there. While in Bavaria, Scuti placed trees in spawn plots, planting them on top of each other, which made them grow to be taller than a nearby skyscraper. These trees were impossible to remove except by admin intervention, which is how they were deleted. February yielded not only the tree fucking, but the implosion of Bavaria. Scuti and Pokeball99 did some shit, resulted in bioman3 getting assmad and becoming stricter, exemplified by his famous words, “you can build anything beyond this lapis line.” The area beyond the lapis line was in a shitty underground cave and was generally ridden with AIDS, so Scuti never made anything there. As a result of bioman, Bavaria fucking imploded. Then Scuti and Pokeball99 dabbed on bioman, stealing a bunch of shit. Scuti reestablished wew, creating a replica of the cozy base from Milo's server. He soon rejoined bioman3's new faction, Prussia, but kept the same base he had from wew. Pokeball never returned, thankfully, instead hollowing out a 2x2 chunk grid from surface to bedrock like the pure unrefined autist he was. So Bavaria became Prussia, basing on top of a large island.
+<imgcaption image6|Scuti at the cozy gazebo at Germania with Akramer89>{{ :kramer_germania.png?300|}}</imgcaption>
+Prussia (later Germania) was a pretty comfy small village on a big island, situated between a long craggy hill and a mountain, forming a sort of cul-de-sac valley. The members besides Scuti and bioman3 were BigBuilderMcGee and Kony2016. BigBuilderMcGee would prove to be chaotic neutral incarnate, and Kony2016 was an actual fucking genetic female on an autistic /pol/ Minecraft server. So once the faction grew to six members, it was renamed to Germania, having added minor autists who nobody gives a shit about (MenelausMontrose and John_Price). And there were also two Estonian nine-year-olds for some reason. Multiple events occurred during the time of Germania; among these were the construction of a tower, a house, a palace shaped like a box, the consecration of the Church of Kramer, the leveling of the craggy hill (in which the cry "WHGER MOTAN GO" was first uttered), the construction of a bridge to another island with a small fort, but most notably, Kony2016's construction of a Notre Dame replica north of spawn. Germania was subject to permanent, rampant infighting, particularly between BigBuilderMcGee, bioman3, and Scuti. In one incident out of many, BigBuilderMcGee's parrot which had been with him since the beginning of the server was slain by Scuti, causing BigBuilderMcGee to shit his pants crying and level Scuti's tower. This shitstorm epitomized how Germania was truly a dumpster fire. This was the prelude to the Vape War, in which intcuck faggots who did not fucking belong on the server came to try to conquer /pol/andcraft.
+The intcuck faggots Lemon and XDA1 (and their horde of alts) appeared in the middle of March under the name VapeNation, which would go on to attack and harass peaceful players such as thunderfunked and lordofthegoy. The coalition known as CHAD chased VapeNation all around the map, forcing the latter to move bases repeatedly. A raid against them lead by the inept retard epicfaillord completely fucking failed when the raiders came to the realization that nobody had brought TNT, so they proceeded to dance on the Vapecuck base's roof in order to intimidate them. That night, some of the raiders used a Wither to dab on Vape's base while those faggots were offline. This was supposed to set a precedent but fucking nothing happened. The autistic alliance CHAD chased VapeNation across the map like three times and eventually the final battle took place at lordofthegoy's residence. The harmless buildfag was being harassed by the autistic faggots Lemon and XDA1, and the forces of CHAD appeared with its goal being to protect the innocent and delete the Vapecucks. Vape had the upper hand in the battle when cuccubus dabbed on the faction by deleting their alts, allowing Scuti and the other CHAD autists to claim Vape's land and deport them. Scuti quickly GTFO to Vape's base to claim that shit immediately, and he succeeded. But since the war was over and the enemy was gone, the playercount quickly dropped off. Scuti soon retired to Kyushu (a cozy Japanese village) with Kony2016. On April 20, as a result of fags, the server entered the recycle bin.
-The intcuck faggots Lemon and XDA1 (and their horde of alts) appeared in the middle of March under the name VapeNation. A raid against them lead by the inept retard epicfaillord completely fucking failed when the raiders came to the realization that nobody had brought TNT, so they proceeded to dance on the Vapecuck base's roof in order to intimidate them. That night, some of the raiders used a Wither to dab on Vape's base while those faggots were offline. This was supposed to set a precedent but fucking nothing happened. The autistic alliance CHAD chased VapeNation across the map like three times and eventually the final battle took place at lordofthegoy's residence. The harmless buildfag was being harassed by the autistic faggots Lemon and XDA1, and the forces of CHAD appeared with its goal being to protect the innocent and delete the Vapecucks. The battle was at a stalemate (leaning Vape) when cuccubus dabbed on VapeNation by deleting their alts, allowing Scuti and the other CHAD autists to claim Vape's land and deport them. Scuti quickly GTFO to Vape's base to claim that shit immediately, and he succeeded, but since the war was over and the enemy was gone, the playercount quickly dropped off. Scuti soon retired to Kyushu with Kony2016, and on April 20, the server entered the recycle bin.
 ==== Cptserb: Apr. 2018–Jul. 2018 ====
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 After cuccserb closed, CptPlanet_ made a new server and it was shit. Scuti did not actually play until two weeks into the serb's existence, missing Vape War II, in which CHAD autists (in a failed faction called USGA) and SPQR chased XDA1, who escaped and ultimately fucking nothing happened. Cpt was a retard who did not fucking listen to the playerbase at all and he never added any of the plugins that users constantly requested. In June, the serb was dying, and the legend of the spawn cobblemonsters began. Lobber cobbled spawn, and then Cpt removed it. Then Scuti cobbled spawn and the same thing happened, and Scuti cobbled spawn again and the epic was removed again. The next month, in an actually based move, Cpt deleted factions for the last week of the serb, prompting mass raiding of every single base on the server. After this shitstorm, Cpt gave every player creative mode, and soon the community would render the server literally fucking unplayable before it was gassed on July 31. Scuti also fucking eraseed the entirety of Hawaii, which was epic and based.
-**Hudserb (Pre-Citadel): Sept. 2018–Jan. 2019**
+==== Hudserb (Pre-Citadel): Sept. 2018–Jan. 2019 ====
 This iteration of Hudserb was a bug-infested piece of shit that gradually stopped being shit mechanics-wise, but in turn it became more and more inactive and eventually fucking died. Scuti logged on in late September after being harassed by bioman3, whose faction he joined. Baden was a shitstorm full of conflict and civil war, and it met its demise when Scuti gave the coords to the huge fucking autist Lakiga. This all happened within the span of 30 minutes. The bullinamarket saga soon began, and Scuti and frens were chased by this faggot autist constantly, requiring them to change bases (and the faction's name) repeatedly. Eventually this faggot's base was gassed by someone (NSDAP?) and he stopped playing. Regardless, the faction Scuti was in was moved into the sky and renamed Columbia. Probably because the faction plugin's config settings were fucked, Lakiga was immortal. Unable to take any damage, Lakiga proceeded to Holocaust the members of Columbia. Scuti proceeded to GTFO bioman3's faction and instead joined Lobber's faction America. 3 days after Lakiga's gassing of Columbia, Scuti abused the fucked faction perms which allowed allies to break shit in faction land but not place blocks. He broke into Lakiga's base and fucking cleaned it out, deleting all of the chests and heads on the wall. Soon afterwards, Scuti was absent from the serb for a month.
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 Things in the Empire were coming along relatively smoothly. The group was joined by Sgt_Chainsaw and had been continuing its expansion with a castle-y area built by Lobber, thunderfunked's construction of a bar and a church in the courtyard, and across the river was Sieg_Zeon's castle and Scuti's palace. Hudson added pearling, which served the purpose of deporting niggers by preventing them from coming within 1000 blocks of the chest the pearl is stored in. The plantation had more or less recovered from Oveja's autism, but it would soon face a much greater threat: Lakiga. The newfag gollygeekid invited his normalcuck friend ZarpaEC_ who was a faggot redditor. At one time, Zarpa had installed the texture pack and then uninstalled it because he “couldn't bear the racism.” It was clear that this faggot did not belong on /pol/andcraft, but instead belonged on r/cuckold. The spergout of Zarpa annoyed the majority of the server, but most notably Lakiga. The plantation niggers were going to sacrifice Zarpa to the gods or some shit, but Lakiga appeared at the plantation and proceeded to tear all of the newfags a new asshole, pearling each one. And so Lakiga took over the plantation, but the Empire did not like this because killing the newfags meant killing the playercount. For a while the Empire subtly worked against Lakiga but then came out and began open war against him. The Empire and Lakiga almost fought at the plantation itself (which was destroyed and thus became ugly as fuck) but instead Lakiga said to come meet him at his base, where they would show up soon after. The four-man team of Scuti, Lobber, Sieg_Zeon, and CptPlanet_ easily broke into his mountain fort and made it down to the vault, where Lakiga was lying in wait. Lakiga's master plan was to blow up the invaders, so he opened the door to his vault while lighting TNT. This backfired epicly, and Lakiga's explosion killed only himself. This ended the war, but the damage was already done; the playercount fell and the server died epicly. After about a month of a playercount of zero, the Citadel iteration of /pol/andcraft ended in May 2019.

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